How to propose to your girlfriend...

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 02:27 PM

A step by step guide as demonstrated by Edmonton Oilers forward Mike Comrie on girlfriend Hilary Duff...

***D7M*** · 07-22-2010, 02:32 PM

**Matt** · 07-22-2010, 02:35 PM

I laughed...

**Times Roman** · 07-22-2010, 02:35 PM

Hey KP! Why was I thinking you were keeping a secret from us?

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Hey KP! Why was I thinking you were keeping a secret from us?

Its true... Im a Vegetarian

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-22-2010, 02:51 PM

Thats hilarious.. and the most awe inspiring invasion of privacy ive seen in a while

**Noles12** · 07-22-2010, 02:53 PM

It is funny but to tell you the truth, for her sake i dont think that is what she was doing. I think she was just caught in a compromising position.

If she was doing that im sure the photographer would have snapped a few more of her in action

**tballz** · 07-22-2010, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Noles12

It is funny but to tell you the truth, for her sake i dont think that is what she was doing. I think she was just caught in a compromising position.

If she was doing that im sure the photographer would have snapped a few more of her in action

Whatever...she was sucking him off!

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Noles12

It is funny but to tell you the truth, for her sake i hope shes a freak in bed. I think she was just choking on cawk.

If she was a transgender im sure the photographer would have jumped in for a 3some

^^^^ corrections made, please omit the above thread for hating..

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-22-2010, 03:06 PM

Yeah you hater lol

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Yeah you hater lol

**Shol'va** · 07-22-2010, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

My Pvssy's bigger than yours!

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

My Pvssy's bigger than yours!

god, now I know whats for thanksgiving... its going to take a while to eat a pu$$y that big

**zimmy** · 07-22-2010, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Thats hilarious.. and the most awe inspiring invasion of privacy ive seen in a while

actually , it's been decided that stuff done on patio's and in open windows is not an invasion of privacy...crazy i know...but that is california law for ya...

Thankfully NOT texas law

**Shol'va** · 07-22-2010, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

god, now I know whats for thanksgiving... its going to take a while to eat a pu$$y that big

If the pilgrims had of feasted on this when they came over then everyone would be eatin Pvssy on Thanksgiving day.

**Times Roman** · 07-22-2010, 05:30 PM

I don't know. First off, they are very aware of the papparazzi. so they should be expecting all kinds of crazy crap from them. Second of all, their curtains were open. thirdly, if that is what she was really doing, it almost sounds voyeristic.

People of celebrity, no matter how much they dislike it, have given up a certain amount of privacy. It's some kind of a weird trade off. Doens't make it right. It just is...

**Standby** · 07-22-2010, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

If the pilgrims had of feasted on this when they came over then everyone would be eatin Pvssy on Thanksgiving day.

even you?

**Igifuno** · 07-22-2010, 07:46 PM

Those pics are money... love the captions..

**Skyler** · 07-22-2010, 07:49 PM

This is how you do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVoAWSP7k4

**Igifuno** · 07-22-2010, 07:58 PM

That was so corny it was cool..

**Skyler** · 07-22-2010, 08:04 PM

That asshole ruined it for every other guy. How the fvck does a regular guy compete with that?

**Shol'va** · 07-22-2010, 08:33 PM

[QUOTE=Standby;5276741]even you?[/QUOTE. I'll just give you my portion of it like I used to do with my brother with broccoli.

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 10:38 PM

[QUOTE=Shol'va;5276867]

Originally Posted by Standby

even you?[/QUOTE. I'll just give you my portion of it like I used to do with my brother with broccoli.

regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.

**Shol'va** · 07-22-2010, 10:42 PM

[QUOTE=Knockout_Power;5277010]

Originally Posted by Shol'va

regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.

The only time I have ever been that close to it was when I was naked and coming out of pvssy. Wait that sounds perverted.

**Standby** · 07-22-2010, 10:45 PM

[QUOTE=Knockout_Power;5277010]

Originally Posted by Shol'va

regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.

lmfao to that one haha

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 10:52 PM

[QUOTE=Shol'va;5277015]

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

The only time I have ever been that close to it was when I was naked and coming out of pvssy. Wait that sounds perverted.

wow, most guys come out of te closet, you were lucky enough to come out of a pu$$y... I am jealous

**Shol'va** · 07-22-2010, 10:54 PM

[QUOTE=Knockout_Power;5277024]

Originally Posted by Shol'va

wow, most guys come out of te closet, you were lucky enough to come out of a pu$$y... I am jealous

The closet was way too crowded for me so I just stayed im my own womb.

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=Shol'va;5277026]

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

The closet was way too crowded for me so I just stayed im my own womb.

I had the luck of being a testtube baby in a lab... the good thing was they gave me a womb with a view...

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 10:58 PM

why is this shit reverse quoting us?

**Shol'va** · 07-22-2010, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

why is this shit reverse quoting us?

It's gone deslexic

**Shol'va** · 07-22-2010, 11:03 PM

[QUOTE=Knockout_Power;5277031]

Originally Posted by Shol'va

I had the luck of being a testtube baby in a lab... the good thing was they gave me a womb with a view...

I guess its better than being the first full term abortion that lived walking around with a coat hanger to the head.

**Knockout_Power** · 07-22-2010, 11:05 PM

[QUOTE=Shol'va;5277037]

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I guess its better than being the first full term abortion that lived walking around with a coat hanger to the head.

yah, talk about mortal kombat finishing moves gone wrong

**Standby** · 07-22-2010, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by knockout_power

yah, talk about mortal kombat finishing moves gone wrong

finish him!

**bigboi317** · 07-23-2010, 01:00 AM

hahaha

**Igifuno** · 07-23-2010, 06:16 AM

[QUOTE=Knockout_Power;5277010]

Originally Posted by Shol'va

regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.

I'm on that team.. I'm a pu$$y eating fool.. I looooooves me some pu@@say!!

**Knockout_Power** · 07-23-2010, 09:24 AM

[QUOTE=Igifuno;5277263]

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I'm on that team.. I'm a pu$$y eating fool.. I looooooves me some pu@@say!!

can I get an Amen!!!!

**Nooomoto** · 07-23-2010, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

That asshole ruined it for every other guy. How the fvck does a regular guy compete with that?

Kick his ass.

**Knockout_Power** · 07-23-2010, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

Kick his ass.

yah, it doesnt look like it would be that difficult.

**dec11** · 07-23-2010, 12:01 PM

lol, nice one!!

**Hazard** · 07-23-2010, 12:08 PM

Proposing is a mistake you make once...... a lot of people doit...... and I guess it's understandable. If you make that mistake twice..... I have no sympathy for you.....

~Haz~