Vinny The Chin (40 year old Guido)

**Gaspari1255** · 08-04-2010, 03:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-FWC37O5OA

There are a few other Vinny The Chin videos on youtube....they're fvcking hilarious.

"People say steroids are no good for you, and they're right, but they are probably virgins, so fvck em`" LMAO

This guy has it over any of the Jersey Shore cast members.

http://twitter.com/vinnythechin

^That's his twitter account, shit is hilarious.

**Hazard** · 08-04-2010, 03:18 PM

LMFAO!

"We called her flippa...."

~Haz~

**spoken_truth** · 08-04-2010, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

LMFAO!

"We called her flippa...."

~Haz~

haha that sht was twisted lol

**stack_it** · 08-04-2010, 04:02 PM

Well if your not from jersey you just fvckin suck. Lmao

Haz why didn't you tell us you were an Internet celebrity?

**DCI** · 08-04-2010, 04:12 PM

LMAO this guy is ****ing mental.

Lmao you gotta bring outta the inner hoowie pmsl.

**Vitruvian-Man** · 08-04-2010, 04:49 PM

SHE JERKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!!!! - Flipper.

"it was good too. Better then girls who f*cking jerk me off with their hands."

**DCI** · 08-04-2010, 05:26 PM

Ya I nearly fell off me chair when I heard him say that the lunatic.

**stack_it** · 08-04-2010, 05:44 PM

I love how whore is pronounced who-er lol

Who-er's travel in packs and you gotta do the same thing.

**Gaspari1255** · 08-04-2010, 06:19 PM

People that don't do steroids are bunch of herb ass losas. Like wouldn't you rather juice and die at 60 but live a quality 60 years with muscles? Or would you rather live a miserable 80 years? I choose the 60 route......

ROFL

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 08-04-2010, 06:41 PM

lol funy guy...

**stack_it** · 08-04-2010, 10:12 PM

From his twitter

VinnyTheChin The best time to bang a hewa is always the first time.That's pure lust n honest.After that they want u 2 give them money, love, and babies.
12 days ago

**warchild** · 08-04-2010, 10:15 PM

"People will say steroids are no good for you, and they're right, but they're also probably virgins, so ****'em."

**stack_it** · 08-04-2010, 10:25 PM

VinnyTheChin New York is the best place to live ever. That is y terrorist bomb it. If Osama is not plannin a attack on ur shitty city then it fukin sucks
about 1 month ago

**Gaspari1255** · 08-04-2010, 10:28 PM

Here are some other classics from his twitter:

Old man strength is real. My ****in uncle is old as shit and crushed my bones when he shook my hand n I'm all juiced up. Its the ginny jeans

I saw an old bitch's scalp today through her whispy hair. Buy a wig bitch! Your gross and unfeminine. No one's jerking off to your skull!

Women r master salesmen. They convince men 2 spend thousands on a ring as a down payment to marry THEM and fvck their SAME aging pu$$y 4eva.

All you lil bitches out there fiddling urself to Justin Bieber, ill put u on lay away, and in 2-6 yrs, Ill show you how a real man fvcks.

spent the day with my mother. i bought her exercise videos and equipment because she is fat. dont trust a skinny cook. mom, i love u. happy mothers day

I enjoy fvcking girls who smoke bc they get out of breath easily. It makes me look lika champ bc I don't do cardio...i just fvck their lungs out

....Man that shit is priceless, I almost fell outta my bed after reading that last one.

**Vitruvian-Man** · 08-04-2010, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by ******

spent the day with my mother. i bought her exercise videos and equipment because she is fat. dont trust a skinny cook. mom, i love u. happy mothers day

I enjoy fvcking girls who smoke bc they get out of breath easily. It makes me look lika champ bc I don't do cardio...i just fvck their lungs out

Man.

This guy is just a walking sound-clip! lol. Pretty funny responses though that's for sure.

-VM

**Gaspari1255** · 08-04-2010, 10:57 PM

They NEED to put him on Jersey Shore: Season 3.

**Stigmata101** · 08-04-2010, 11:06 PM

thats pretty good shite

**g0dsend** · 08-05-2010, 12:30 AM

They call him the chin cause when he gets punched he doesn't go down lol. He obviously never got punched by a man.

**Gaspari1255** · 08-05-2010, 11:23 AM

Vinny The Chin> Mike The Situation

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-05-2010, 12:33 PM

My friend sent me this stuff from "shitmydadsays" it reminded me of this thread

"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."

"I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. **** that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

"Son, people will always try and **** you. Don't waste your life planning for a ****ing, just be alert when your pants are down."

"Do these announcers ever shut the **** up? Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole."

"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your ****ing 13 stitches together."

"Don't listen to the ***** side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a *****. Remove the *****, son."

"Who in the **** is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing ****ing makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' ****ing umbrella in it"

**DCI** · 08-05-2010, 04:50 PM

Lads keep these coming some seriously funny shit there.

**Bigdog99** · 08-05-2010, 05:17 PM

that is funny as hell....that guy is f'd up....funny part is that know at least 20 guys just like him

**Bigdog99** · 08-05-2010, 05:20 PM

[QUOTE=cherrydrpepper;5297474]My friend sent me this stuff from "shitmydadsays" it reminded me of this thread]

you can follow him on facebook.....they send quotes almost daily.....funny stuff

**sprinter911** · 08-05-2010, 05:38 PM

Hilarious. Being from the Garden State I can really appreciate the authenticity. Haha

--Sprint

**Gaspari1255** · 08-05-2010, 07:44 PM

Just got done watching 'The Biggest Loser'. That show makes me fvckin sick. Like how the fvck do you get to 400lbs? What makes you think everything is cool and to keep eating at 300lbs?

----- Vinny The Chin

**DCI** · 08-06-2010, 01:19 PM

Lmao love it

The biggest looser is the worlds worst show ever.

**Gaspari1255** · 08-06-2010, 03:37 PM

What ever happen to the good guys like Arnie, Stallone, Van Damme? Now a bunch of guys with no muscles and tapout shirts are starting to save the world....our generation is turning into a bunch of pu$$ies....

---Vinny The Chin

LMAO