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  1. 08-06-2010, 02:56 PM #41
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    LMAO at the pink eye statement which is what you basically said if you fart in her face that close

    And yes definetly a women that has that much of a sex drive wants some ***** in their mouth too, it's how I convinced this one i was flaking for a couple months to get her friend along too was class to see women ****ing in front of you and swapping your cock inbtween their mouths happy days
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  2. 08-06-2010, 04:21 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    WTF is an alabama hot pocket? LMFAO

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    Google it Haz.... I ain't getting banned this early. But the girl is the pocket, and you provide the appropriate "filling".
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  3. 08-06-2010, 04:23 PM #43
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    I just google imaged it unwittingly and dear lord LGM your a filthy ****.
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  4. 08-06-2010, 04:33 PM #44
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    Dirty bastards! I just threw up in my mouth after seeing that..I was like ohh a hot pocket.mmhh, wait a minute what that in stuff in the middle!
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    I'd give it a try.
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  6. 08-06-2010, 04:52 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'd give it a try.
    You'd get up on a gust of wind
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  7. 08-06-2010, 04:55 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I'd give it a try.
    I believe it..
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  8. 08-06-2010, 04:57 PM #48
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    try 3some...
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  9. 08-06-2010, 04:59 PM #49
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    Where is abominator for the best advice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Where is abominator for the best advice?
    Didnt he sleep with a man because a girl said it turned her on..
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboomer View Post
    Didnt he sleep with a man because a girl said it turned her on..
    lololol! hey LGM try to sleep with Abominator...
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  12. 08-06-2010, 05:17 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboomer View Post
    Try having her lick you asshole and after a couple seconds rip the biggest fart on her face..may not be fun for her but it will spicen things up!
    Wow... Hopeless romantic!

    Fuk that was unexpected. lmao
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  13. 08-06-2010, 05:21 PM #53
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    What can I say...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    LOL

    Imagine how embarrassing that would be for a girl..... she'd NEVER get over it LOL

    You blast the biggest fart ever right on her tongue..... ahahahaha she'd never tell another soul.....

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    From that range her cheeks would puff out from the psi, and it would make a hollow tone like when you blow across the top of a beer bottle!

    She would seriously need therapy for life!
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  15. 08-06-2010, 05:35 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    2 fukken words...


    DONKEY PUNCH
    hahaha I just actually had to google that one.......came back with some interesting reading......
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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails I'm bored with sex. Seriously.-ahplogo%5B1%5D.jpg  
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    Dear lord there was a hot pocket commercial on TV as I saw this FML!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ferocious bubble View Post
    This kid will never leave
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdog99 View Post
    This chit's hilarious....pmsl
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    I wonder what it's like being tazered just when your both about to orgasm....I'm sure that would liven things up!!

    Or maybe when she's licking your rim, she can tazer you and see what happens!!!
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  22. 08-07-2010, 06:16 AM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie6 View Post
    try anal

    or choking. some girls like to be choked
    If you cant find any girls to choke you can practice on chickens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdog99 View Post
    i'm never going to be able to eat a HOT POCKET again.. thanks guys.. i needed to lose some weight anyways, and the HOT POCKETS werent helping
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