Dine and dash

**Ernst** · 08-08-2010, 11:21 PM

As someone who has worked in the restaurant biz for 10 years I can assure karma does not exist. For all the jerks we see there would have to waaaay more fiery car accidents daily if it did...

And nowhere I've seen has ever made a waiter or waitress pay for a dine and dash. You are, however, at least screwing them out of the tip. The managers don't want us chasing people or laying hands on them for liability reasons.

Most often it's customers who are simply too drunk and didn't even mean to. They're not really about the speedy escape. You catch up to them and they will apologize and pay (with a nice tip!). Only twice has a real dash happened that I've seen, and both times they paid dearly. Once they got the cops, the other time they got a very angry, violent waiter (who later became a cop lol).

**Reed** · 08-08-2010, 11:27 PM

^^ said for truth

sadly i've chased a few people (not all the time) down for shorting me etc, some try to argue and depending on the manager they either buy their meal or call the cops.

You learn about how many good people there are out there and what kind of morals people have left. Seen corrupt 70 yr old ladies who steal, kinda sad to see that we truly haven't come that far as we think

**GymHero** · 08-09-2010, 12:46 AM

Ya I'l admit it was immature but I was also drunk and the waitress was being a b!tch and food was terrible.

**Nicotine** · 08-09-2010, 12:59 AM

then you pay the bare minimum for the meal and don't tip - and explane on the way out why.

maybe you need to stop drinking.

**lovbyts** · 08-09-2010, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Nicotine

then you pay the bare minimum for the meal and don't tip - and explane on the way out why.

maybe you need to stop drinking.

Good points and maybe the food sucked because you where drunk.

Now if you want to prove yourself man up, go back and pay your bill with a nice tip. Tell them sorry, you where drunk and stupid.

**AlphaGenetics** · 08-09-2010, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by GymHero

Ya I'l admit it was immature but I was also drunk and the waitress was being a b!tch and food was terrible.

Backpeddle....
You said you were addicted to this. That means youve done it more than once.....or did you not really do it, you just lied to get a laugh?

**GymHero** · 08-09-2010, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

Backpeddle....
You said you were addicted to this. That means youve done it more than once.....or did you not really do it, you just lied to get a laugh?

sarcasm

**zimmy** · 08-09-2010, 02:28 AM

and maybe she was a b*tch because you were drunk and maybe acting stupid? Obviously you dined and dashed so that is not outside of the realm of possibility

**MaNiCC** · 08-09-2010, 02:38 AM

Another Mature member

just what the board needs

**GymHero** · 08-09-2010, 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

Another Mature member

just what the board needs

**lovbyts** · 08-09-2010, 06:03 AM

Originally Posted by GymHero

Im guessing he an many others are thinking the same thing about you....

We have had a rash of immature kids who are bragging about what they stole, destroyed, who they violated or??? and it's just getting tiring and not very funny to most of us so you brought this upon yourself.

**MACHINE5150** · 08-09-2010, 06:08 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Now if you want to prove yourself man up, go back and pay your bill with a nice tip. Tell them sorry, you where drunk and stupid.

I second this.

**MaNiCC** · 08-09-2010, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by GymHero

I get the feeling im more welcome then you

**lovbyts** · 08-09-2010, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by MaNiCC

I get the feeling im more welcome then you

Well

OP ever heard the term digging your own grave?

**calgarian** · 08-09-2010, 07:29 AM

Originally Posted by GymHero

It gives me a rush and me loves it!!! Fvck you dennys

Originally Posted by GymHero

Bro thats it! I am using AAS and I keep cussing and I dine and dash 24/7!! it has to be the juice guys!!!

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wow really u on cycle and eat at denny's and not pay..and u think its AAS?? u think ur up bringing got nothing to do with it or the fact the u r an ASS to do so? Its easier blame steroid ......
Who eats Denny's while being on cycle?

I blame AAS for unable to have kids naturally and it got nothing to do with my pituitary gland being fvcked...

**Bigdog99** · 08-09-2010, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

wow really u on cycle and eat at denny's and not pay..and u think its AAS?? u think ur up bringing got nothing to do with it or the fact the u r an ASS to do so? Its easier blame steroid ......

I blame AAS for unable to have kids naturally and it got nothing to do with my pituitary gland being fvcked...

Things the OP needs to work on:

Attitude
Maturity
Honesty
YOUR Diet.....if your eating at Denny's to fuel your workouts....you have probs

**calgarian** · 08-09-2010, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by Bigdog99

Things the OP needs to work on:

Attitude
Maturity
Honesty
YOUR Diet.....if your eating at Denny's to fuel your workouts....you have probs

I hate to ask what he is running for cycle....Deca only, drinking winny or tren only?

**Times Roman** · 08-09-2010, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

I serve.

I chase people down all the time. Even did it for .13 cents. Don't give a f*ck. What if your boss decided to work you then not pay you for the job in the end. Same goes for servers/bartenders.

We do a job for you since you're too lazy to cook so you better tip or expect a rock in the back of your car window on the way out

either TIP or I throw a rock in your window? So I guess the "haha" means you are not serious?

**Times Roman** · 08-09-2010, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Im guessing he an many others are thinking the same thing about you....

We have had a rash of immature kids who are bragging about what they stole, destroyed, who they violated or??? and it's just getting tiring and not very funny to most of us so you brought this upon yourself.

True. I've noticed a few over the last few weeks that have claimed to do some outrageous things. It does get old. I'm almost willing to bet all lies.

**bigboomer** · 08-09-2010, 06:07 PM

In high school we used to do it almost every weekend..So ****ed up...It was fun though, and a fat ass adrenalin rush..

**Phate** · 08-10-2010, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by GymHero

Huh? why should he go away, you're the one that posted a thread about stealing

i worked up to 80 hours a week at dennys when i was in high school to save up for college, most days i would work till 530am and go to school at 715, then be back at work by 330 and have to sleep on breaks

that stuff happened alot and when you only get 2.13/hr as a server, the loss of tips hits hard and really starts to piss you off after a while, now how bout going back and giving the waitress a big tip and apology

btw, why the hell were you DRUNK and eating at denny's while on cycle?

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-10-2010, 08:16 AM

What is with the epidemic of threads like this lately. I mean I do some asshole shit but I try to make sure no one finds out or maybe apologize later.. even though my life mantra is I dont give a **** what anyone thinks.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by Bigdog99

Things the OP needs to work on:

Attitude
Maturity
Honesty
YOUR Diet.....if your eating at Denny's to fuel your workouts....you have probs

I wonder if we could turn this into a cool acronym...

Honesty
Attitude
Maturity
Your diet

there we go... always remember your H.A.M.Y!!

**Bigdog99** · 08-10-2010, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I wonder if we could turn this into a cool acronym...

Honesty
Attitude
Maturity
Your diet

there we go... always remember your H.A.M.Y!!

Perfect!....acronyms just like grade school......should suit the OP well!

**Stigmata101** · 08-10-2010, 02:28 PM

sometimes after I dine and dash I like to find little old ladies and push them over......sometimes I steal there purse too......why stop at dine and dashing..

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

sometimes after I dine and dash I like to find little old ladies and push them over......sometimes I steal there purse too......why stop at dine and dashing..

ever take that purse and hit some helpless kid in a wheelchair with it? Fun times bro, fun times

**QuieTSToRM33** · 08-13-2010, 02:05 PM

How old are you, twelve ?

**vanduhl** · 08-13-2010, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

ever take that purse and hit some helpless kid in a wheelchair with it? Fun times bro, fun times

well me personally...after i hit the helpless kid out of his wheelchair i wheel myself to the nearest bank to rob it...right after i stick up the place i use the money to fund terrorism

**Stigmata101** · 08-13-2010, 03:10 PM

so Van is the wheelchair part of the getaway cause that would just be stupid

**vanduhl** · 08-13-2010, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

so Van is the wheelchair part of the getaway cause that would just be stupid

stig....i would love to sit here and say its not but............

**Godplex** · 08-13-2010, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Good points and maybe the food sucked because you where drunk.

Now if you want to prove yourself man up, go back and pay your bill with a nice tip. Tell them sorry, you where drunk and stupid.

Absolutely. Never too late to make up for things you've done wrong. And stealing from others for a rush falls under that heading, IMO.

**Reed** · 08-14-2010, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

either TIP or I throw a rock in your window? So I guess the "haha" means you are not serious?

You can always find out when you don't pay me for the work I just did for you

**arshigtx** · 08-15-2010, 06:26 PM

lol wow..

**LegendKiller85** · 08-19-2010, 09:18 PM

I did just the opp. I got fired from copelands for chaseing ppl down for no tip and harassing them.

**Gaspari1255** · 08-19-2010, 10:19 PM

I've done this once or twice when I was like 15 years old. Its fvcked up. Some restraunts make the sever pay for the bill and some let it slide. Either way, the server went out of their way to take care of you and you gave them nothing in return. Unless the server is the fvcking anti-christ, I always tip 20% more. Here is a simple concept you should understand: If you cannot afford to go out and eat (including paying a legitmate tip), then DON'T go out to eat. Those who have never worked in a restraunt don't understand and NEVER will. It's living hell. You deal with cheap customers, miserable managers, and jerk off cooks. The worst part is you have to please each and every one of them or else you are not going to make any money. A cook can and WILL ruin your night if he wants to.

**Gaspari1255** · 08-19-2010, 10:28 PM

Another thing that cracked me up was when a big 18 or 20 top would come into the place to eat and when the check arrived, they would bitch about having to pay the 17% gratuity. Cheap motherfvckers should be grateful that it's not a mandatory 20%.

**LegendKiller85** · 08-19-2010, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by ******

Another thing that cracked me up was when a big 18 or 20 top would come into the place to eat and when the check arrived, they would bitch about having to pay the 17% gratuity. Cheap motherfvckers should be grateful that it's not a mandatory 20%.

word

I can't wait tables no more because I hate cheapscapes