CherryDrPepper Is Gonna Get Laid.

**SlimmerMe** · 01-29-2012, 11:12 AM

It is this thread which brought me to the LOUNGE! I laughed so hard reading this.

Cherry needs a literary agent. Natural writing talent which could be a best seller.

**SEOINAGE** · 03-02-2012, 10:55 AM

Wait, so you spent this time trying to get your game going and then the first chick you banged from it you stayed with for over a year? Pretty entertaining thread had to read the end to find out what happened. Anyways, I hope you can be happier and like others said not depend on relationships to make you feel good about yourself. It is nice loving someone though, and having them there for you, but you should be able to survive without it, and have it only when you realize that your life is better because of it. Long distance sucks, figure out if she really wants to be with you and you her and make it happen or else move on and stop wasting your life, nothing like realizing you wasted 5 years on a girl off and on, been there done that it happens fast.

**Brohim** · 03-02-2012, 04:14 PM

God dammit Cherry we need pic's of your g/f tits and ass. You been holding out for over a year.

**DSM4Life** · 03-03-2012, 08:51 AM

I want to make an inappropriate comment but there is a lady present.

**AKD_FitChick** · 04-07-2017, 04:41 PM

This is a so freaking hilarious! Glad I found it. Really entertaining.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by AKD_FitChick

This is a so freaking hilarious! Glad I found it. Really entertaining.

Check out the "hall of shame" thread. Hours of entertainment in that thread. There is some classic freaking humor in some of the oldies!

**AKD_FitChick** · 04-07-2017, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

Check out the "hall of shame" thread. Hours of entertainment in that thread. There is some classic freaking humor in some of the oldies!

Oh man I am excited!!

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**cousinmuscles** · 04-07-2017, 06:32 PM

This was quite a funny thread though it is sad that this vicious cycle is haunting so many guys.

What I mean is this guy is obsessed with one desire and he is stuck on repeat mode, and all the failures keep pulling him down (he even mentions drinking problems, not being able to feel a sense of community, being an outside). Over and over he gets denied by... single mothers at night clubs, pretty much the last thing he needs.

Nothing wrong with sexual desires. My advice is buy a ticket to Thailand and go and do it until you get sick of it. They are professionals and they value themselves higher than the single mothers at the night clubs, though if you keep being a sucker paying them for chit chatting theyll gladly play along and laugh as they got money for just talking. Once you get over this you will see that this desire can be quenched for quite a while, and you can always take another vacation a couple months later if you so wish.

Then put your energy in advancing in your career/getting a better job, acquiring wealth, lift weights and eat right et.c. Along this way you can also think of things in life while being in a positive mood with positive responses in your daily life, compared to getting shot down by trash girls over and over. Then when you go forward in life, when you do things people need such that you get paid pretty well and make a good living, you have much better options in the REAL mating market. Because you can actually provide something. Then you can have your own standards too, and if you look for it, find a partner that you can commit with.

Those single moms at nightclubs are so low on the social ladder, you are literally banging your balls with a hammer going out and begging them to just spread their legs. They mostly too dumb to realize the father of their children should be able to provide. Too dumb to see the signs of a real man. They even fucked up so bad their kids dont even meet their daddy. And they spend time going out at night clubs? And you beg them for a favor only to get used to getting turned down? How can you think a professional (escorts) who are making more money than you will probably ever make is not something you should bang, but these single moms at night clubs are? Do you realize these single mommies are not smart enough to make a business out of what you want from them? They even ruined their life and possibly their childrens lives by giving it for free.

I know the OP probably wont read this but I find the stories funny to read yet still so sad. Wrong to laugh at him, just point him to the right direction. The sad thing is people in the west have forgotten what relationships are about and there is this massive amount of repetetive BS going on, single mommies, guys only looking to get laid, divorces, cognitive dissonance (they dont know what they want, what they believe, have no rigid logical structure behind their values)... We are genetically inclined to get attracted to others, have sexual desires, want to have kids et.c. Just dont be a total retard that has pop culture as a main source of values and identity aspirations.

**AKD_FitChick** · 04-07-2017, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by rnsplg

This was quite a funny thread though it is sad that this vicious cycle is haunting so many guys.

What I mean is this guy is obsessed with one desire and he is stuck on repeat mode, and all the failures keep pulling him down (he even mentions drinking problems, not being able to feel a sense of community, being an outside). Over and over he gets denied by... single mothers at night clubs, pretty much the last thing he needs.

Nothing wrong with sexual desires. My advice is buy a ticket to Thailand and go and do it until you get sick of it. They are professionals and they value themselves higher than the single mothers at the night clubs, though if you keep being a sucker paying them for chit chatting theyll gladly play along and laugh as they got money for just talking. Once you get over this you will see that this desire can be quenched for quite a while, and you can always take another vacation a couple months later if you so wish.

Then put your energy in advancing in your career/getting a better job, acquiring wealth, lift weights and eat right et.c. Along this way you can also think of things in life while being in a positive mood with positive responses in your daily life, compared to getting shot down by trash girls over and over. Then when you go forward in life, when you do things people need such that you get paid pretty well and make a good living, you have much better options in the REAL mating market. Because you can actually provide something. Then you can have your own standards too, and if you look for it, find a partner that you can commit with.

Those single moms at nightclubs are so low on the social ladder, you are literally banging your balls with a hammer going out and begging them to just spread their legs. They mostly too dumb to realize the father of their children should be able to provide. Too dumb to see the signs of a real man. They even fucked up so bad their kids dont even meet their daddy. And they spend time going out at night clubs? And you beg them for a favor only to get used to getting turned down? How can you think a professional (escorts) who are making more money than you will probably ever make is not something you should bang, but these single moms at night clubs are? Do you realize these single mommies are not smart enough to make a business out of what you want from them? They even ruined their life and possibly their childrens lives by giving it for free.

I know the OP probably wont read this but I find the stories funny to read yet still so sad. Wrong to laugh at him, just point him to the right direction. The sad thing is people in the west have forgotten what relationships are about and there is this massive amount of repetetive BS going on, single mommies, guys only looking to get laid, divorces, cognitive dissonance (they dont know what they want, what they believe, have no rigid logical structure behind their values)... We are genetically inclined to get attracted to others, have sexual desires, want to have kids et.c. Just dont be a total retard that has pop culture as a main source of values and identity aspirations.

Really like your words!

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**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by rnsplg

This was quite a funny thread though it is sad that this vicious cycle is haunting so many guys.

What I mean is this guy is obsessed with one desire and he is stuck on repeat mode, and all the failures keep pulling him down (he even mentions drinking problems, not being able to feel a sense of community, being an outside). Over and over he gets denied by... single mothers at night clubs, pretty much the last thing he needs.

Nothing wrong with sexual desires. My advice is buy a ticket to Thailand and go and do it until you get sick of it. They are professionals and they value themselves higher than the single mothers at the night clubs, though if you keep being a sucker paying them for chit chatting theyll gladly play along and laugh as they got money for just talking. Once you get over this you will see that this desire can be quenched for quite a while, and you can always take another vacation a couple months later if you so wish.

Then put your energy in advancing in your career/getting a better job, acquiring wealth, lift weights and eat right et.c. Along this way you can also think of things in life while being in a positive mood with positive responses in your daily life, compared to getting shot down by trash girls over and over. Then when you go forward in life, when you do things people need such that you get paid pretty well and make a good living, you have much better options in the REAL mating market. Because you can actually provide something. Then you can have your own standards too, and if you look for it, find a partner that you can commit with.

Those single moms at nightclubs are so low on the social ladder, you are literally banging your balls with a hammer going out and begging them to just spread their legs. They mostly too dumb to realize the father of their children should be able to provide. Too dumb to see the signs of a real man. They even fucked up so bad their kids dont even meet their daddy. And they spend time going out at night clubs? And you beg them for a favor only to get used to getting turned down? How can you think a professional (escorts) who are making more money than you will probably ever make is not something you should bang, but these single moms at night clubs are? Do you realize these single mommies are not smart enough to make a business out of what you want from them? They even ruined their life and possibly their childrens lives by giving it for free.

I know the OP probably wont read this but I find the stories funny to read yet still so sad. Wrong to laugh at him, just point him to the right direction. The sad thing is people in the west have forgotten what relationships are about and there is this massive amount of repetetive BS going on, single mommies, guys only looking to get laid, divorces, cognitive dissonance (they dont know what they want, what they believe, have no rigid logical structure behind their values)... We are genetically inclined to get attracted to others, have sexual desires, want to have kids et.c. Just dont be a total retard that has pop culture as a main source of values and identity aspirations.

I would get along with you great in real life. The women I have chosen with a couple of exceptions in my younger days are not too experienced for lack of a gentler way to put it. I mean, they havent had 100 dongs in their thong.
I cannot pick up a girl that fits in by todays standards. I like women that have value outside of their genitals. A woman that can easily take care of herself on her own is my biggest turn on after personality.
I personally would never flatter a clubbing "mom" by giving them my number.
If a woman works up the courage to give me hers, that means she is more outgoing than the rest of the girls trying to act hard to get and she wants me.

I have pursued but as I got older I learned patience gets you something quality. 99.9% of the little girls out there do not interest me. Duck face picture taking, high angle photo making, self absorbed ratchets. All because 500 dicks a night pursue them and they feel they have something no one else does when they have nothing to offer.
I love the ones that dont seek attention like narcissists. Those few actually know what they want and have self purpose and direction.

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

I would get along with you great in real life. The women I have chosen with a couple of exceptions in my younger days are not too experienced for lack of a gentler way to put it. I mean, they havent had 100 dongs in their thong.
I cannot pick up a girl that fits in by todays standards. I like women that have value outside of their genitals. A woman that can easily take care of herself on her own is my biggest turn on after personality.
I personally would never flatter a clubbing "mom" by giving them my number.
If a woman works up the courage to give me hers, that means she is more outgoing than the rest of the girls trying to act hard to get and she wants me.

I have pursued but as I got older I learned patience gets you something quality. 99.9% of the little girls out there do not interest me. Duck face picture taking, high angle photo making, self absorbed ratchets. All because 500 dicks a night pursue them and they feel they have something no one else does when they have nothing to offer.
I love the ones that dont seek attention like narcissists. Those few actually know what they want and have self purpose and direction.

Show them your avi. Like a drivers license. You'll be money. T. rex.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Show them your avi. Like a drivers license. You'll be money. T. rex.

Thank buddy but Im taken! I only put it up to tease you!

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

Thank buddy but Im taken! I only put it up to tease you!

That avi is like a train wreck. You can't look away. It's the most terrible thing you've ever seen but you have to laugh at it. Maybe it just shows why extinction is necessary.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

That avi is like a train wreck. You can't look away. It's the most terrible thing you've ever seen but you have to laugh at it. Maybe it just shows why extinction is necessary.

I know! I was so proud of that shot. You all are looking cool and tough and then boom... "who the fuck is this space cadet?" Tis I, powerstroke, reject of the anabolic community!!!!!

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

I know! I was so proud of that shot. You all are looking cool and tough and then boom... "who the fuck is this space cadet?" Tis I, powerstroke, reject of the anabolic community!!!!!

No truer words have ever been spoken. It wouldn't be that bad if you would train shoulders.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

No truer words have ever been spoken. It wouldn't be that bad if you would train shoulders.

Well, thanks for roasting my nuts, everyone else gave up. Buncha quitters.

**AKD_FitChick** · 04-07-2017, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

Well, thanks for roasting my nuts, everyone else gave up. Buncha quitters.

You guys are awesomeness

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**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

Well, thanks for roasting my nuts, everyone else gave up. Buncha quitters.

I'll never stop busting your balls. Never.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

Well, thanks for roasting my nuts, everyone else gave up. Buncha quitters.

A true friend....

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

A true friend....

We can call it that if that's what you think. Lol

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

We can call it that if that's what you think. Lol

I wasn't gonna say the word "lovers" but if you are ok with it, I am too.... l am too...

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

I wasn't gonna say the word "lovers" but if you are ok with it, I am too.... l am too...

Ahh that's kinda the opposite way of where I was going with this.

Look man. I've come a long way. Whatever your desires are.. hey you're entitled. More power to you and I hope you find that right guy. It just isn't going to be me. I know you're heart broken. You're young. You'll find the right guy for you. As Jonny Cash said it ain't me babe. No. No. No. it ain't me babe. It ain't me your looking for. Babe.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Ahh that's kinda the opposite way of where I was going with this.

Look man. I've come a long way. Whatever your desires are.. hey you're entitled. More power to you and I hope you find that right guy. It just isn't going to be me. I know you're heart broken. You're young. You'll find the right guy for you. As Jonny Cash said it ain't me babe. No. No. No. it ain't me babe. It ain't me your looking for. Babe.

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and shot my cape man down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' forty-four beneath my head.
Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez Mexico.

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and shot my cape man down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' forty-four beneath my head.
Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez Mexico.

My theme song for about 8 yrs. lucky to be alive.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

My theme song for about 8 yrs. lucky to be alive.

If I ever touched that crap I would never be able to quit. My gf has interest in me trying it on some special occasion because she knows I always wanted to. Probably not the best idea.

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 08:09 PM

Mama sells eggs at the grocery store. My oldest sister is a first rate whore. Papa says she can't come home any more and he means it. Ma just sits and keeps her silence. Sister left home because pa got violent and he knows it. Ma's old far beyond her time from chopping tobacco. When blood started flowing from her calloused hands it hurt me.

If that ain't country I'll kiss your ass.

**redz** · 04-07-2017, 08:10 PM

Don't try it, it's for the best. It can be a dark path.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Mama sells eggs at the grocery store. My oldest sister is a first rate whore. Papa says she can't come home any more and he means it. Ma just sits and keeps her silence. Sister left home because pa got violent and he knows it. Ma's old far beyond her time from chopping tobacco. When blood started flowing from her calloused hands it hurt me.

If that ain't country I'll kiss your ass.

Well I was born in the wild raised in a cave
Ridin' spinnin' bulls is all I'd crave
I remember breakin' out windows
Tearin' down doors
Takin' out virgins and bringing back whores
cause i'm wild and wreckless
From known Texas I don't like supper but I sure like breakfast
Daddy he was hung as a horse thief
And my momma she was burned as a witch
I got 14 sisters who work in a whore house and me
Well I'm a bull ridin' son of a bitch

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by redz

Don't try it, it's for the best. It can be a dark path.

All that maters is how you react when the shadow men come. Are you under the bed or do you laugh at them?

**Capebuffalo** · 04-07-2017, 08:20 PM

His eyes are cold and restless
And His wounds have almost healed
And she'd give half of Texas
Just to change the way he feels
'Cause she knows his love's in Tulsa
And she knows he's gonna go
But it ain't no woman flesh and blood
It's that damned old rodeo

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

All that maters is how you react when the shadow men come. Are you under the bed or do you laugh at them?

Too much energy here. I run to confrontation as it is, I would burn my house down trying to kill shadow men.

**Obs** · 04-07-2017, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

His eyes are cold and restless
And His wounds have almost healed
And she'd give half of Texas
Just to change the way he feels
'Cause she knows his love's in Tulsa
And she knows he's gonna go
But it ain't no woman flesh and blood
It's that damned old rodeo

He is in Kansas City right now. Thought about it, just not the concert type.

**songdog** · 04-08-2017, 04:45 PM

So wat we need to teach Cherry how to pick up women now? Lets see we do cycles diets cardio and now how to pick up women you got to be multi talented around here

**songdog** · 04-08-2017, 06:05 PM

Better yet we will start a collection and get him a pro

**Too-$mall** · 04-08-2017, 06:55 PM

i like very cute women. it's irresistible to me is a way that makes me want to drool. although usually everything that comes with cute can really grind my gears sometimes.

independent women are reliable and can be cute, but i've never known one that can be cute and independent. that said I KNOW there is nothin' better than a woman that can have your back and be counted on for pretty much anything. a real tough smart and cute woman...

that seems like a combo that just does not exist.