Giving more then 100%

[calgarian]

Mathematics



This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputablemathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshitand Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.







Now I know why some people are where they are!

[Knockout_Power]

Well said my man, and now I understand why you fvck the fatties...

F-V-C-K-I-N-G-F-A-T-T-I-E-S

6+1+3+11+9+13+7+6+1+20+20+9+5+19= 130%

[calgarian]

Well said my man, and now I understand why you fvck the fatties...

F-V-C-K-I-N-G-F-A-T-T-I-E-S

6+1+3+11+9+13+7+6+1+20+20+9+5+19= 130%

with them its not only sex its a complete cardio dawg

[Knockout_Power]

well said... so it wasnt the DNP , just the over excessive cardio

[Twist]

Cal do you really like having sex with obese women or does everyone just make fun of you for it just like everyone says KP has a tiny penis?

[stack_it]

Cal do you really like having sex with obese women or does everyone just make fun of you for it just like everyone says KP has a tiny penis?

You sound like you've seen kp's penis and are disputing the rumors of it being small.....?

[stack_it]

Awesome post cal I'm stealing it

[Standby]

lol nice cal! and twist stay away from kps tiny penis, your scaring us

[UberSteroids]

"T-H-E S-I-T-U-A-T-I-O-N" workout
161%

Bullshit...

[DSM4Life]

You can't give more than 100%.

[paulzane]

You can't give more than 100%.

I absolutely agree 110%

[Hoggage_54]

She will give Cal 300%

[DSM4Life]

[calgarian]

Cal do you really like having sex with obese women or does everyone just make fun of you for it just like everyone says KP has a tiny penis?

dude u got lot to learn beside the size of KP's dick......
me ****ing obese woman is a lie a conspiracy against me

[calgarian]

oh now the dent in the hood make sense...fat ass bitch

[calgarian]

Awesome post cal I'm stealing it

post stealer

[Sicko]

Funny sh!t Cal, I will definately be printing that for my job trailer wall...

[UberSteroids]

She will give Cal 300%

Pour gas on it...burn it.

[GirlyGymRat]

funny, but true! these fat chics are disgusting...i think i have to vomit.

[calgarian]

Pour gas on it...burn it.

u better own a gas station