women are nuts

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 12-14-2010, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

I'd **** the shit outta her!

**l2elapse** · 12-14-2010, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

I'd **** the shit outta her!

saaaaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

**Shol'va** · 12-14-2010, 08:00 PM

Is that a Bloody Mary?

**gixxerboy1** · 12-14-2010, 08:38 PM

tell her she is putting on a little weight and it turns you off thats why you arent getting hard

**Bojangles69** · 12-14-2010, 09:02 PM

Lets not forget that women are just women and are really crazy because the world can be w/out them and they know it.
We don't need them to build railroads, homes, organize sports and politics, provide for our family, defend us when some
hornball pinches our butt... if you think about it the only actual value they have in this world is something called a
vagina. And that vagina does NOT give them the power a lot of needy guys like to believe it does. And intuitively a lot
of women know this which makes them resent men for having an actual purpose in this world.

Thats why the second a woman makes any type of offhand remark or acts rudely at you should really consider beating
them. If they try to call the police then beat them with the phone. And if they start screaming uncontrollably put a sock
in their mouth, tie them to a radiator and don't feed them for a week. The ONLY reason any woman will act that way is
a little phrase called "domestic violence", and as long as they know they will die before that ever happens, they have
no real choice but to obey you.

G/luck & let us know how it goes. And don't forget that "earth" is actually latin for "penis".

**jbm** · 12-14-2010, 10:43 PM

she makes me go nuts!

**jbm** · 12-14-2010, 10:44 PM

**jbm** · 12-14-2010, 10:45 PM

**Standby** · 12-14-2010, 10:48 PM

i see nipple!

**jbm** · 12-14-2010, 10:52 PM

**jbm** · 12-14-2010, 10:54 PM

**layeazy** · 12-14-2010, 11:14 PM

take a dump on the kitchen top and when she asks just says thats how i feel towards you atm.lol

**Times Roman** · 12-14-2010, 11:41 PM

women... I'm all for 'em!

(would be a pretty fukked up place without 'em. Then all you hoes out there would be gay, except for me. Cuz I'd be one drunk fukker 100% of the time!!)

**Times Roman** · 12-14-2010, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by layeazy

take a dump on the kitchen top and when she asks just says thats how i feel towards you atm.lol

tch! tch! tch!

that's potty talk mate. you know we trying to run a respectable establishment around here!

**calgarian** · 12-14-2010, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

women... I'm all for 'em!

(would be a pretty fukked up place without 'em. Then all you hoes out there would be gay, except for me. Cuz I'd be one drunk fukker 100% of the time!!)

and still texting that 29 yrs old she male

**Times Roman** · 12-14-2010, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

and still texting that 29 yrs old she male

I plead the 5th.

**calgarian** · 12-14-2010, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

I plead the 5th.

thought so.....

**Standby** · 12-14-2010, 11:53 PM

man up TR

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 12:06 AM

ok.... uh.....
part of that is true

**calgarian** · 12-15-2010, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

ok.... uh.....
part of that is true

that she is a she male LMFAO

**zimmy** · 12-15-2010, 06:51 AM

you guys are great...thanks ...can always count on ya'll to put things in perspective and get a laugh

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Lets not forget that women are just women and are really crazy because the world can be w/out them and they know it.
We don't need them to build railroads, homes, organize sports and politics, provide for our family, defend us when some
hornball pinches our butt... if you think about it the only actual value they have in this world is something called a
vagina. And that vagina does NOT give them the power a lot of needy guys like to believe it does. And intuitively a lot
of women know this which makes them resent men for having an actual purpose in this world.

Thats why the second a woman makes any type of offhand remark or acts rudely at you should really consider beating
them. If they try to call the police then beat them with the phone. And if they start screaming uncontrollably put a sock
in their mouth, tie them to a radiator and don't feed them for a week. The ONLY reason any woman will act that way is
a little phrase called "domestic violence", and as long as they know they will die before that ever happens, they have
no real choice but to obey you.

G/luck & let us know how it goes. And don't forget that "earth" is actually latin for "penis".

Dude ....You are sooo wrong for this post....I can't believe you would say something THAT WRONG.

We dont' have radiators in our houses in the south....DUH.

:P

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

that she is a she male LMFAO

just the bold part is wrong

**calgarian** · 12-15-2010, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

just the bold part is wrong

how would u know u kept it in ur pants both time u met her

**Luck Luciano** · 12-15-2010, 01:32 PM

Carlos Xuma is a good reading about how to develop and maintain a healthy relationship with a woman. He is not the average "PUA Master" - you will find good advices in his work that will perfectly apply to marriage guys' issues like those described here. Cheaper than 2 therapy sessions and worth more than 100 of them...

**Knockout_Power** · 12-15-2010, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

This makes me happy on my Woody Allen

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

how would u know u kept it in ur pants both time u met her

she has a daughter so the female organs must be working
the rest I just take on faith

**gixxerboy1** · 12-15-2010, 08:47 PM

better they are nuts then have nuts

**UberSteroids** · 12-15-2010, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Lets not forget that women are just women and are really crazy because the world can be w/out them and they know it.
We don't need them to build railroads, homes, organize sports and politics, provide for our family, defend us when some
hornball pinches our butt... if you think about it the only actual value they have in this world is something called a
vagina. And that vagina does NOT give them the power a lot of needy guys like to believe it does. And intuitively a lot
of women know this which makes them resent men for having an actual purpose in this world.

Thats why the second a woman makes any type of offhand remark or acts rudely at you should really consider beating
them. If they try to call the police then beat them with the phone. And if they start screaming uncontrollably put a sock
in their mouth, tie them to a radiator and don't feed them for a week. The ONLY reason any woman will act that way is
a little phrase called "domestic violence", and as long as they know they will die before that ever happens, they have
no real choice but to obey you.

G/luck & let us know how it goes. And don't forget that "earth" is actually latin for "penis".

So, pretty much all the guys that are beating women have it all figured out!

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 09:58 PM

beating women?
hmmm doesn't sound too fair a 200 lb guy hitting a 120 lb woman.
how would it be if a 380lb dude were banging on a 200 lb dude? no contest, right?

**Knockout_Power** · 12-16-2010, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

how would it be if a 380lb woman were banging on a 200 lb dude?

thats the life of Cal...

**Luck Luciano** · 12-16-2010, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

Come on Zimmy, you always seem like a good bloke. But after reading some of your post's about your wife, she has you whipped and seems like the "male" of your relationship. I think she wants to be treated like a woman, and I don't mean give her flowers and massage and kiss her ass. I mean when she least expects it, like doing the washing or cooking, (assuming you are not the one doing it all the time) grab her and fvck the shiiit out of her, finish, then walk to the lounge and tell her you want a sandwich. Hope all works out for you both.

good advice indeed bro

**gbrice75** · 12-16-2010, 10:49 AM

I feel you bro, these women really are fvcked in the head. I have the same problem with my wife from time to time... and the next time we go to do it, i'm so full of anxiety from what happened the previous time, it DOES happen again. It's a vicious cycle. Oh, and I got some cia from ARR which most definitely works, BUT that isn't the problem because i've lost it mid-fvcking while on a double dose of cia. It's most definitely mental, not physical at all so unfortunately, alot of the time drugs like Levitra, Cialis, or Viagra won't work.

What MIGHT work though is something like xanax - anything that will help you deal with anxiety. I plan to give it a shot, maybe take it WITH a shot!

PS ^^^ not recreational talk, I have a prescription. =)