Best Insults and One Liners

[Shol'va]

Stack_it I see you made an A$$ of yourself....

[calgarian]

i think cal is going to get mad when he sees these mom jokes lol

nah.....if someone wants me to fvck their mom i m all business

[calgarian]

What's the one thing that happens less than solar eclipses?


Standby getting laid

[stack_it]

The only good cheifs fan is a......? Nope there are none

[stack_it]

Stack_it I see you made an A$$ of yourself....

does this mean you wanna fvck me?

[Standby]

HEY! you damn donkey! and what you laughing at cal ya damn asshole. lmao

[Shol'va]

does this mean you wanna fvck me?

I would but you would just lay there and stink like the stanky b*tch you are.

[Shol'va]

You know someone in the morning is gonna read all these and think the whole forum is pi$$ed off at each other and that there is a war going on in here.

[Shol'va]

See what you started TR...TR...TR.. I think he went to bed you know being his age and all.

[Standby]

See what you started TR...TR...TR.. I think he went to bed you know being his age and all.

or died of old age

[Shol'va]

speaking of bedtime... its 1 am central and work comes early. Someone has to pay the rent and I'm not giving up the booty to pay it. Later all

[Shol'va]

or died of old age

We could call and check up on him by the way does anyone have the number to Happy Valley Nursing Home in California?

[Shol'va]

Of course it could be time for his prune enema again. He loves that colon cleansing effect it gives him.

[Standby]

We could call and check up on him by the way does anyone have the number to Happy Valley Nursing Home in California?

[stack_it]

Sholva shut the fvck up if I wanted you to talk I'd shove my fist up your ass and move your mouth like a puppet


Wait you'd prolly like that lol

[Shol'va]

Hey Stack_it if I had wanted to hear from an a$$hole I would have farted.

[Shol'va]

I'm glad I like you Biatch...

[stack_it]

Hey Stack_it if I had wanted to hear from an a$$hole I would have farted.

Would it sound like someone blowing into an empty bottle?


Hahahaha sorry shol I had too lol

[stack_it]

I'm glad I like you Biatch...

[Times Roman]

See what you started TR...TR...TR.. I think he went to bed you know being his age and all.

yeah, I went to bed. You all were boring the fuk outta me with your weak asss sh1t of an excuse for being alive one liners.....

....plus I needed my beauty rest. The body needs rest to grow. BTW.... muscles are responding nicely since I resumed working out after five months of rehab. Already feeling my shirts getting tight again. It's a nice feeling. (and I'm not talking about whapping my pud)

[ReX357]

If I wanted you to talk, I'd shove my fist up your ass and use your mouth like a puppet

[ReX357]

If I wanted lip from you, I'd unzip my fly.

[MeanMachine2000]

The 100 Greatest Movie insults of all time
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[Times Roman]

you guys are so weak you make vinny the chin look good

[Knockout_Power]

you guys are so weak you make SB look good

no, not really

[stack_it]

Sholva shut the fvck up if I wanted you to talk I'd shove my fist up your ass and move your mouth like a puppet


Wait you'd prolly like that lol

If I wanted you to talk, I'd shove my fist up your ass and use your mouth like a puppet

Repost!

[Standby]

i always look good b*tch

[Knockout_Power]

i always look like a b*tch

dude, you need some self esteem big time... you may be horrid looking but you need to walk like you are not

[stack_it]

I just got a pm from admin. We're all getting banned for flaming.

[Standby]

dude, you need some self esteem big time... you may be horrid looking but you need to walk like you are not

lmao i actually believe i wrote what you quoted i had to go back and check lmao

[Public Enemy]

Your stupid like your father....

After 5 months of therapy I recovered from the mental impact of that one. Dane was right.

[Swifto]

Go and play in traffic.

Go and play with fire.

You really grow on people... Then again so does c*ncer.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Its time to pull over and change the air in your head.

Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

[Times Roman]

If brains was beebees you wouldn't have enough to roll around in a box car

If brains was toilet paper, ya wouldn't have enough to wipe yer asss

If brains was tissue, ya wouldn't have enough to blow yer knose

If brains was dicks, you'd be pinning tampons

If brains was gunpowder, ya wouldn't have enough to blow yer way outta wet paper bag

When gawd was passing out brains, ya thought he said trains, and ya sure as h3ll didn't want to go anywhere!


--------as quoted by Old Man "Pops" Times Roman, to his sonny boy (me) when I was still spanking the bald monkey over the JC Penny catalog women's underwear section (yer guy's age)

[stack_it]

Go close that window and jump out of it.

[fattymcbutterpants]

You better shut your mouth before I fvck it.

[fattymcbutterpants]

Why dont you go back to your home on Whore Island!

[Times Roman]

the only time you've ever been ripped is when I had to slap that bottle of shampimple outta your nasty d1ck beaters

[stack_it]

You look like time roman....... Ok I may have taken it a little too far

[Times Roman]

You look like time roman....... Ok I may have taken it a little too far

that's hitting below the belt mate! You shouldn't wish that on anyone!!

[bushido3374]

your momma!