Best Insults and One Liners

**Times Roman** · 12-14-2010, 11:44 PM

Alright you mutha fukkers.... hit me with your best shot!

Unless you are too much of a fukkin pusssy, ya b1tch!!!!

**calgarian** · 12-14-2010, 11:47 PM

Pretty good insults in this thread

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...rvous-about-it...

**calgarian** · 12-14-2010, 11:47 PM

u want more?

**Standby** · 12-14-2010, 11:56 PM

Bazinga. TR is no longer the nice old guy i thought he was!

wait are we supposed to insult you or just a good line to use on somebody

**Times Roman** · 12-14-2010, 11:57 PM

sure bring it on peewee!

you know, even my dik can curl more weight than you on your best day!

(howz that?)

**Times Roman** · 12-14-2010, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

Bazinga. TR is no longer the nice old guy i thought he was!

wait are we supposed to insult you or just a good line to use on somebody

aim that thing at someone else why dontchya?
(it might be loaded)

**Skyler** · 12-14-2010, 11:59 PM

Better shut the fvck up or I'll fvck you till you love me, bitch.

How's that?

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Better shut the fvck up or I'll fvck you till you love me, bitch.

How's that?

pretty vanilla

**Skyler** · 12-15-2010, 12:02 AM

dude, I'n quoting Tyson after he got out of prison, lol, it was awesome!

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

dude, I'n quoting Tyson after he got out of prison, lol, it was awesome!

Definitely go my attention with that one.

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:06 AM

STFU you pie face pig Fvcker! Hows that one?

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:06 AM

Dont make me put my foot up your a$$.

**Skyler** · 12-15-2010, 12:07 AM

Ok, I didn't quote it perfectly, but next time I am in an argument with someone, I am definitely going to say what he said, I mean, I am willing to bet money it will be an argument ender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:07 AM

Did your parent have any children that lived?

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 12:07 AM

a little better. but if our best lines are coming from someone that is mentally challanged (Tyson), then it's time for me to go to bed. I thought we had juice coming in this thread?

**Skyler** · 12-15-2010, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Dont make me put my fist up your a$$.

fixed...

**Standby** · 12-15-2010, 12:08 AM

your farts sound like a baby blowing out a candle!

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Did your parent have any children that lived?

Naw... my momma had a late abortion, and I didn't make it!

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Ok, I didn't quote it perfectly, but next time I am in an argument with someone, I am definitely going to say what he said, I mean, I am willing to bet money it will be an argument ender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

Or you could end up with a date.

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

fixed...

**stack_it** · 12-15-2010, 12:12 AM

When someone calls me a smartass I always reply with "it beats being a dumbass"

**Times Roman** · 12-15-2010, 12:12 AM

Yo Shol
your avatar, that you and your brother?

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

a little better. but if our best lines are coming from someone that is mentally challanged (Tyson), then it's time for me to go to bed. I thought we had juice coming all over this thread?

I think most of us are juiced out this late at night.

**stack_it** · 12-15-2010, 12:15 AM

Hey tr the smartest thing that ever came put of your mouth was my dick. Which just happens to be the smartest thing that ever came in it aswell.

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:15 AM

There's a bus leaving in 10 minutes...get under it.

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:16 AM

The best part of you ran down yo mammas leg.

**calgarian** · 12-15-2010, 12:17 AM

TR is soo old that he has to pee in the middle of the night

**JohnnyVegas** · 12-15-2010, 12:17 AM

Yo momma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang!

What, not harsh enough?

**Skyler** · 12-15-2010, 12:17 AM

Your momma's so fat Cal proposed to her?

Sorry, I wanted to just put "your momma's so fat" to show that I am too tired to think, then i saw that Cal is watching the thread, and a light bulb went off

****edit****
damn, by the time I posted this, not only did cal already post something, but someone else came in with a momma/fat joke first
son of a bitch

**stack_it** · 12-15-2010, 12:17 AM

I would make jokes about your mom but I don't like making fun of retarded people.

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:18 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Yo Shol
your avatar, that you and your brother?

Yes it is. It used to be my sister till she/he got a sex change courtesy of obama care.

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:19 AM

TR your so damend old that you wouldn't come if we called you...

**Standby** · 12-15-2010, 12:19 AM

i think cal is going to get mad when he sees these mom jokes lol

**stack_it** · 12-15-2010, 12:22 AM

Sholva you are so stupid that..... You're a chiefs fan

**stack_it** · 12-15-2010, 12:25 AM

What's the one thing that happens less than solar eclipses?

Standby getting laid

**auslifta** · 12-15-2010, 12:26 AM

Keep that talk up and you'll be picking up your teeth with broken arms.

**stack_it** · 12-15-2010, 12:28 AM

Two Eskimos are walking down the street talking about stinky fish... Which reminds me skyler how's your mom?

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Sholva you are so stupid that..... You're a chiefs fan

Hey I resemble that remark.

**Shol'va** · 12-15-2010, 12:31 AM

The only good donkey is a dead donkey...

**calgarian** · 12-15-2010, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Your momma's so fat Cal proposed to her?

Sorry, I wanted to just put "your momma's so fat" to show that I am too tired to think, then i saw that Cal is watching the thread, and a light bulb went off

****edit****
damn, by the time I posted this, not only did cal already post something, but someone else came in with a momma/fat joke first
son of a bitch

u always were slow