Make your semen taste much better

**chi** · 02-15-2011, 09:22 PM

ohh finally a useful thread

**jbm** · 02-15-2011, 09:28 PM

lololol! did you already tasted yours? lolol.........

**DSM4Life** · 02-16-2011, 07:35 AM

I found the best thing to make your semen taste better is to mix it with another mans semen.

**calgarian** · 02-16-2011, 08:46 AM

i say just push it so deep in her throat that it passes her taste buds...simple

**Bertuzzi** · 02-16-2011, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I found the best thing to make your semen taste better is to mix it with another mans semen.

Ummmm.... dunno how my GF would feel about that

Originally Posted by calgarian

i say just push it so deep in her throat that it passes her taste buds...simple

Thats what I keep trying to tell her.... "It's far enough in there, you won't taste it"

**calgarian** · 02-16-2011, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Thats what I keep trying to tell her.... "It's far enough in there, you won't taste it"

i bet u , u cant even reach back of her throat that y she complains....baby carrot

**Bertuzzi** · 02-16-2011, 08:52 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i bet u , u cant even reach back of her throat that y she complains....baby carrot

Ya... she has a tough time getting the whole thing down, at least when I got a full hard on.... sorry you got a little one and can get it past all those fat globes in your girls mouths

**calgarian** · 02-16-2011, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Ya... she has a tough time getting the whole thing down, at least when I got a full hard on.... sorry you got a little one and can get it past all those fat globes in your girls mouths

i get in their stomach r u forgetting fatties are ALWAYS hungry.....

**DSM4Life** · 02-16-2011, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Ummmm.... dunno how my GF would feel about that

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Mix yours with a friends, one scoop of vanilla slow churn ice cream and a splash of vanilla extract and blend it up. You will love it....oh and so will she.

**chi** · 02-16-2011, 08:56 AM

fat globes?

**calgarian** · 02-16-2011, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by chi

fat globes?

dont go there

**Bertuzzi** · 02-16-2011, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Mix yours with a friends, one scoop of vanilla slow churn ice cream and a splash of vanilla extract and blend it up. You will love it....oh and so will she.

Not my kinda protein shake.... sorry

**dec11** · 02-16-2011, 07:22 PM

get zyzz to pre-digest it? well he fvckin smells of roses

**big_ron** · 02-16-2011, 07:23 PM

Its probably been said but pineapple juice....

**Anabolic_Minds** · 02-20-2011, 11:35 PM

so any results yet? i don't like pinapple but if this works i'll do it

**bjpennnn** · 02-21-2011, 03:22 AM

i dont think that recipes will fit in my daily macros

**Public Enemy** · 02-21-2011, 06:56 AM

I'm sorry but I would feel funny sitting next to my girl, following this diet and when she asks me what its for I reply "Oh babe its nothing, I am just following this recipe so that you like the taste of my jizz the next time i bust a load in your mouth."

**Bertuzzi** · 02-21-2011, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Anabolic_Minds

so any results yet? i don't like pinapple but if this works i'll do it

Nothing yet... I was only on it for 4 days... The GF told me she'll do it when she is on her period, so I dropped the drink for a few weeks.... BTW, I don't like pineapple either but the drink is pretty good

Originally Posted by Public Enemy

I'm sorry but I would feel funny sitting next to my girl, following this diet and when she asks me what its for I reply "Oh babe its nothing, I am just following this recipe so that you like the taste of my jizz the next time i bust a load in your mouth."

I just told my GF straight up.... it wasn't weird. Guess it depends on what kind of relationship you're in

**DSM4Life** · 02-21-2011, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Public Enemy

I'm sorry but I would feel funny sitting next to my girl, following this diet and when she asks me what its for I reply "Oh babe its nothing, I am just following this recipe so that you like the taste of my jizz the next time i bust a load in your mouth."

Not weird at all. Find a girl that loves the taste of cum = endless blowjobs.

**Bertuzzi** · 02-21-2011, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Not weird at all. Find a girl that loves the taste of cum = endless blowjobs.

Agreed.... I already get endless blowjobs.... like 3 a day sometimes.... my girl just doesn't want me cumming in her mouth, which kinda sucks sometimes.... cuz sometimes you wanna finish in her mouth. I told her, it doesn't have to be all the time, just once in a while

She loves to give me head, just doesn't believe there are women who like the taste of cum.... she says it more the texture, like someone put snot in your mouth

**DSM4Life** · 02-21-2011, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Agreed.... I already get endless blowjobs.... like 3 a day sometimes.... my girl just doesn't want me cumming in her mouth, which kinda sucks sometimes.... cuz sometimes you wanna finish in her mouth. I told her, it doesn't have to be all the time, just once in a while

She loves to give me head, just doesn't believe there are women who like the taste of cum.... she says it more the texture, like someone put snot in your mouth

Tell her she needs to practice swallowing all in one gulp. No worries !

**Bertuzzi** · 02-21-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Tell her she needs to practice swallowing all in one gulp. No worries !

Thats what I tell her.... if I cum when its far enough in her mouth and she quickly swallow, she won't even notice.... the worst thing is, she use to swallow when I first started dating her, then she stopped.... fcken women.... they all do that shit just to lock us in

**DSM4Life** · 02-21-2011, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Thats what I tell her.... if I cum when its far enough in her mouth and she quickly swallow, she won't even notice.... the worst thing is, she use to swallow when I first started dating her, then she stopped.... fcken women.... they all do that shit just to lock us in

Pretty much. The beginning of a relationship is always to best nasty sex.