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02-14-2011, 12:57 PM #41
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keep in mind these girls were 17 and 18 lol except the anal one she was 16 at the time
" ill never let you eat me out my ex use to and i hated it. (a month later 45seconds in) omg im about to cum. (every day after received in text msg) i cant wait for you to come over and eat me out"
an ex while she was with her new bf told i was way better then him and she missed it
"omg my ass hurts i just checked and its bleeding your never doing anal again" (not a guy cal you homo)
"you semen tasted like asparagus" (lol)
theres more but that was all in my old life when i touched girls now im just lonely
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02-14-2011, 01:38 PM #42
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Best comment by Zyzz's last G/F right after he finished...Is it in yet?
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02-14-2011, 02:58 PM #43
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The day after a one night stand and sex 4 times. Only once with a condom
Her: "Look I have a hickey on my boob" (she had DD's)
Me: "Yeah, so?"
Her: "What am I going to tell my bf?"
Me: "Uh...you're on your own there"
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02-14-2011, 03:13 PM #44
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I got a nice compliment the other weekend from my new girlfriend I was pounding her for a good 2-3 hours straight she was like "you're a god"... I will admit I popped a viagra before that session, now if I was on test and tren she'd really know what it was like to be ****ed by a god.
About the comment where the girl said she just had sex with her boyfriend and it was nowhere near as good as you.. Was she telling you she just gave you sloppy seconds???
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02-14-2011, 03:30 PM #45
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Personal favorite is "I'm going to go home now."
Get in, get off, get out.
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02-14-2011, 03:45 PM #46
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"You owe me $200"
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02-15-2011, 03:19 AM #47
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Ahhh I see you are a student of philosophy also.
Originally Posted by calgarian
easier to ask for forgivness then permission
oh and was she saying it in english or in thai?
Which time, I have heard it in English and Thai. jaw mai thuuk, Jaw Mai Thuuk, JAW MAI THUUK!!!!!
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02-15-2011, 06:01 AM #48
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there was another time....
"gack gack" (cough cough)... too big!
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02-15-2011, 07:10 AM #49
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lol i was around 18 and took a viagra and gave it to my girlfriend at the time 30+ times
the next day she told me iv never been ****ed like that it was like a sign from god your the one im ment to be with
3 weeks later or so i dumped her for her friend
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02-15-2011, 07:21 AM #50
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My wifes says after anal " Did you cum?" I reply yes. She says "then get the fuc off me".
She does a good job during pretending she likes it. I guess that's what counts. Little buzz kill at the end though.
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Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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02-15-2011, 12:22 PM #51
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love it! Originally Posted by BG
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02-15-2011, 02:06 PM #52
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nope her bf got sloppy second cause i ripped the condom twice that day once doing anal....oh joys u get on the cycle. Originally Posted by moregunsthanroses
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02-15-2011, 02:06 PM #53
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and thats when u wake up ? Originally Posted by Times Roman
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02-15-2011, 02:09 PM #54
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who cares u cum so get off Originally Posted by BG
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02-15-2011, 02:09 PM #55
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We really need to paint the ceiling.
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02-15-2011, 02:10 PM #56
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translation.....either "u r too small" or "i am too big for u " Originally Posted by DCannon
where in alberta r u from??? never noticed it before
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02-15-2011, 02:12 PM #57
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at least you got this going for u ....baby carrot Originally Posted by Standby
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02-15-2011, 03:26 PM #58
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I hear you, be nice nice to lay there and enjoy it for a few minutes. Fuc it, get up wash the stick off and eat something. Originally Posted by calgarian
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Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
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02-15-2011, 03:33 PM #59
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Please take the dress of it doesnt suit you Marcus
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02-15-2011, 06:44 PM #60
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LOL.......Or Originally Posted by marcus300
"Marcus you can take my panties and bra off now, your stretching them out!!"
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Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
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02-16-2011, 08:16 AM #61
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Or..... Originally Posted by BG
wow I am amazed you can still get it up given ur age and all ......
please dont ban me...
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02-16-2011, 08:17 AM #62
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after i make a comment
u r so getting an extra BJ just for that comment....
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02-16-2011, 08:29 AM #63
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I slept with a girl and right when we finished she said "sorry but I'm gonna have to commit a hit and run." I was happy as could be cause I didn't have to tell her to get out.
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02-16-2011, 08:33 AM #64
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Or....ok Marcus my sweetie , wash off your Shane Diezel replica strapon and put it away until your ready for me to put it on next time. Originally Posted by calgarian
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wow I am amazed you can still get it up given ur age and all ......
please dont ban me...
Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
The information discussed is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
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02-16-2011, 08:35 AM #65
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ok i dont wanna play this game...i am afraid of grand pa..... Originally Posted by BG
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02-16-2011, 08:56 AM #66
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I'm in Edmonton. Originally Posted by calgarian
translation.....either "u r too small" or "i am too big for u "
where in alberta r u from??? never noticed it before
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02-16-2011, 09:04 AM #67
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I know where's heaven now!
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02-16-2011, 04:57 PM #68
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No worries, he thinks of you as a long lost grand child. Originally Posted by calgarian
ok i dont wanna play this game...i am afraid of grand pa.....
Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
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Everything was impossible until somebody did it!
I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!
It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.
Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html
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02-16-2011, 08:35 PM #69
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thats what I am afraid of.... Originally Posted by BG
No worries, he thinks of you as a long lost grand child.
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