Rant: On girlfriend

[Brewster]

So my girlfriends sister had a baby recently. My girlfriend spends alot of time with the baby. You know how girls talk when they talk to babies?? You probly do.... Well THATS HOW SHE TALKS ALL THE TIME NOW!!!.. I cant take it n e more..
The past few nights I go to start makiing out with her to progress to sex and she starts acting like a baby... i turn over and try to goto sleep. Last night I got pissed off..

We stay in a bachlor type place and theres no where I can go Jerk Off!

WTF!!!!!!

Everything has been good in our relationship, but this is pissing me off beyond belief. I am considering leaving her. We have been together for 2 years.

[calgarian]

give her in the pooper saying "daddy kows u like it ine pooper"......or when she tries to talk like that just stick it in her mouth......

[DSM4Life]

Dadda wanna clean out that dirty wittle hole. Come here you wittle naughty girl.

[chi]

lmao this is like that seinfeld episode with shmoopy lololol too funny. Tell her to cut it that its turning you off and since obviously you dont care too much about her that you would leave her after two yrs over something so trivial look at this as an out then

[Standby]

Dadda wanna clean out that dirty wittle hole. Come here you wittle naughty girl.

lmfao!!!

[stack_it]

Lmao. My buddies girl always talks like that and it annoys the shit out of me.

[drdeath613]

who says you have to hide to rub one out

get to getting and if she says something shoot it on here and oooops baby made a mess

[Brewster]

Dadda wanna clean out that dirty wittle hole. Come here you wittle naughty girl.

I tried that 2 weeks ago

lmao this is like that seinfeld episode with shmoopy lololol too funny. Tell her to cut it that its turning you off and since obviously you dont care too much about her that you would leave her after two yrs over something so trivial look at this as an out then

Its not that I want to leave her,
Up until this i used to f-ck her 10+ times a week... now I dont even want to f_ck her, so i might have to leave her

lmfao!!!

Lmao. My buddies girl always talks like that and it annoys the shit out of me.

lol, do I know you?

who says you have to hide to rub one out

get to getting and if she says something shoot it on here and oooops baby made a mess

I thought about it,
When I dont have regular sex I get into a very, very bad mood

[drdeath613]

lol pull a sneeky pete wait till she falls asleep and tag that shit

[BuffBuffalo]

Ah dang bro that really sucks, my ex got a dog in the last year of our relationship and she would talk that baby shit to it ALL of the time. I thought about sneaking the dog to the humane society, but we ended up breaking up before I had to put my an into action.....I guess that would be a little more difficult with an actual baby though.

[Brewster]

Ah dang bro that really sucks, my ex got a dog in the last year of our relationship and she would talk that baby shit to it ALL of the time. I thought about sneaking the dog to the humane society, but we ended up breaking up before I had to put my an into action.....I guess that would be a little more difficult with an actual baby though.

its not our baby,
I just don't know how many different ways you can tell someone they are annoying you......
I think her acting like this has made her more immature as well

[drdeath613]

Ah dang bro that really sucks, my ex got a dog in the last year of our relationship and she would talk that baby shit to it ALL of the time. I thought about sneaking the dog to the humane society, but we ended up breaking up before I had to put my an into action.....I guess that would be a little more difficult with an actual baby though.

dude thats ****ed up you would put the dog thru that

lets me tell you something i would have kicked the b1tch out and keept the dog

[drdeath613]

its not our baby,
I just don't know how many different ways you can tell someone they are annoying you......
I think her acting like this has made her more immature as well

dude tell her as simple as you can
1 are you going to wipe my ass
2 are you going to breast feed me
3 dress me up in a sailor outfit


if theres a no to any of them then do talk like that when theres no damn baby here

[9za4ck4]

god that sh*t is annoying. if i was you id be pretty upfront about it and just be like look quit the sh*t its not cute, it doesnt turn me on, its fvcking annoying. and maybe she will stop once she sees how serious you are.

or when your in bed with her just pull up some porn on the laptop and go to town and when she is like wtf are you doing just tell her to shut up and her voice turns you off.

[Brewster]

dude tell her as simple as you can
1 are you going to wipe my ass
2 are you going to breast feed me
3 dress me up in a sailor outfit


if theres a no to any of them then do talk like that when theres no damn baby here

god that sh*t is annoying. if i was you id be pretty upfront about it and just be like look quit the sh*t its not cute, it doesnt turn me on, its fvcking annoying. and maybe she will stop once she sees how serious you are.

or when your in bed with her just pull up some porn on the laptop and go to town and when she is like wtf are you doing just tell her to shut up and her voice turns you off.

Like I said,
I have lost my sh!t enough times now for her to realize that its pissing me off....

[songdog]

Yeah that baby talk sucks.My daughter moved in with her wothless hubby.She does it sometimes.I cut her short or I wont answer.

[Times Roman]

quit bichin... it gets worse.... wait until you upgrade from GF v7.8 to Wife 1.0!

[Brewster]

quit bichin... it gets worse.... wait until you upgrade from GF v7.8 to Wife 1.0!

Thats why im considering getting out..

[SlimmerMe]

She is hiding behind the voice. And not letting you in. What would I suggest you ask? If you truly want for it to stop?

I would take her to a very romantic setting like a park or field or somewhere pretty and open and not enclosed which will ease her first of all. Away from your home. Have something to give her like a single rose. Sit her down and make sure you are touching her in a non-sexual way. Again, this lets her know you are not in it just for yourself. And then give her the rose and tell her to look into your eyes. And to really look in your eyes. And stay there for a bit. Once she is looking, tell her you know this week has been a week of love and you want for her to know how madly in love you are with her. That you love that she is a woman and this is why you adore her because she is not anything like you. You love this about her. That you fell in love with her because of her womanliness.

Now this is where you start your speech. After you have made her feel calm and safe and she knows you love her and have no sexual gain from it. KEEP TOUCHING NON-SEXUAL.

Then you say, " sweetheart or honey, whatever you call her, honey I have something I need to get off my chest." NOW HOLD HER CLOSER AT THIS POINT. BRING HER CLOSER TO YOU. "Honey I need to let you know that when you talk like a little baby it makes me feel less of a man. NOW SHE MIGHT INTERRUPT. Keep holding her. DO NOT LET GO OF HER THIS IS IMPORTANT ....she needs to feel you are not leaving her or she will get defensive and you will get nowhere once that happens.

So now you continue with.."Honey I have spent my entire life trying to be a man. I feel good about it. And when I hear a little baby voice ( NOT HER VOICE) ....when I hear a little baby voice around the house, it makes me feel so uncomfortable. I feel to repond to a baby voice that I need to be a baby too and I am a Man. I love being a man. Being a man makes me feel like I can protect you. Makes me feel proud. I want to be YOUR MAN and I want so much for you to be MY WOMAN." ( note: it is about how you feel....not her voice)

I fell in love with you as my woman. You are so soft and special to me. I ask you to please help me to stay a man. I need this. I want you so much and there is nothing more important to me than you. I want my woman to be with me."

DROP THE SUBJECT NOW

ANd then.....THIS IS IMPORTANT.......then at that point, hug her tight and I mean tight and for over a minute. And I am talking about a sincere hug. A warm hug. Not sexual. And then gradually pull out of the hug and...

And then take her hand and walk away from the scene and head to another place asap. Do not go home. Take her to a place of transition. A coffee shop...a movie...someplace where the subject can be dropped. So when you get back home she changes and stops.

TRY the above and let me know.

[9za4ck4]

Like I said,
I have lost my sh!t enough times now for her to realize that its pissing me off....

then i would say goodbye, on to the next one

[MACHINE5150]

She is hiding behind the voice. And not letting you in. What would I suggest you ask? If you truly want for it to stop?

I would take her to a very romantic setting like a park or field or somewhere pretty and open and not enclosed which will ease her first of all. Away from your home. Have something to give her like a single rose. Sit her down and make sure you are touching her in a non-sexual way. Again, this lets her know you are not in it just for yourself. And then give her the rose and tell her to look into your eyes. And to really look in your eyes. And stay there for a bit. Once she is looking, tell her you know this week has been a week of love and you want for her to know how madly in love you are with her. That you love that she is a woman and this is why you adore her because she is not anything like you. You love this about her. That you fell in love with her because of her womanliness.

Now this is where you start your speech. After you have made her feel calm and safe and she knows you love her and have no sexual gain from it. KEEP TOUCHING NON-SEXUAL.

Then you say, " sweetheart or honey, whatever you call her, honey I have something I need to get off my chest." NOW HOLD HER CLOSER AT THIS POINT. BRING HER CLOSER TO YOU. "Honey I need to let you know that when you talk like a little baby it makes me feel less of a man. NOW SHE MIGHT INTERRUPT. Keep holding her. DO NOT LET GO OF HER THIS IS IMPORTANT ....she needs to feel you are not leaving her or she will get defensive and you will get nowhere once that happens.

So now you continue with.."Honey I have spent my entire life trying to be a man. I feel good about it. And when I hear a little baby voice ( NOT HER VOICE) ....when I hear a little baby voice around the house, it makes me feel so uncomfortable. I feel to repond to a baby voice that I need to be a baby too and I am a Man. I love being a man. Being a man makes me feel like I can protect you. Makes me feel proud. I want to be YOUR MAN and I want so much for you to be MY WOMAN." ( note: it is about how you feel....not her voice)

I fell in love with you as my woman. You are so soft and special to me. I ask you to please help me to stay a man. I need this. I want you so much and there is nothing more important to me than you. I want my woman to be with me."

DROP THE SUBJECT NOW

ANd then.....THIS IS IMPORTANT.......then at that point, hug her tight and I mean tight and for over a minute. And I am talking about a sincere hug. A warm hug. Not sexual. And then gradually pull out of the hug and...

And then take her hand and walk away from the scene and head to another place asap. Do not go home. Take her to a place of transition. A coffee shop...a movie...someplace where the subject can be dropped. So when you get back home she changes and stops.

TRY the above and let me know.

^this is good advice but i must comment on how different men are women are... we need to go through all this^^ to tell her to act like an adult.. but if we burp at the dinner table they smack us over the head and we don't do it again... and they say WE are complicated

[Brewster]

Hey Slim,
Ur quote is too long and my cpu keeps freezing when I try to quote it.

I will not be performing a scene from the notebook with her. I am not that type of person. I am the cold calculated killing machiene type.

I have taken some key points adn quotes that I will use when I talk to her... Thanks for the input

[Brewster]

^this is good advice but i must comment on how different men are women are... we need to go through all this^^ to tell her to act like an adult.. but if we burp at the dinner table they smack us over the head and we don't do it again... and they say WE are complicated

Yep..
i hear you man

[MACHINE5150]

Hey Slim,
Ur quote is too long and my cpu keeps freezing when I try to quote it.

I will not be performing a scene from the notebook with her. I am not that type of person. I am the cold calculated killing machiene type.

I have taken some key points adn quotes that I will use when I talk to her... Thanks for the input

hahaha.. performing scenes from "The Notebook" hahahaha

I think that you should tell her that it has been proven that it takes babies longer to learn how to speak if they are talked to like babies and that what she is doing is damaging the upbringing and education of her sisters child.. she should speak in slow pronounced English and nothing else..

[Brewster]

hahaha.. performing scenes from "The Notebook" hahahaha

I think that you should tell her that it has been proven that it takes babies longer to learn how to speak if they are talked to like babies and that what she is doing is damaging the upbringing and education of her sisters child.. she should speak in slow pronounced English and nothing else..

I could care less how she talks to the baby.. I could care less how she talks to anyone
Its tough when ur trying to f*ck someone and they are pissing you off while doing it

[chi]

She is hiding behind the voice. And not letting you in. What would I suggest you ask? If you truly want for it to stop?

I would take her to a very romantic setting like a park or field or somewhere pretty and open and not enclosed which will ease her first of all. Away from your home. Have something to give her like a single rose. Sit her down and make sure you are touching her in a non-sexual way. Again, this lets her know you are not in it just for yourself. And then give her the rose and tell her to look into your eyes. And to really look in your eyes. And stay there for a bit. Once she is looking, tell her you know this week has been a week of love and you want for her to know how madly in love you are with her. That you love that she is a woman and this is why you adore her because she is not anything like you. You love this about her. That you fell in love with her because of her womanliness.

Now this is where you start your speech. After you have made her feel calm and safe and she knows you love her and have no sexual gain from it. KEEP TOUCHING NON-SEXUAL.

Then you say, " sweetheart or honey, whatever you call her, honey I have something I need to get off my chest." NOW HOLD HER CLOSER AT THIS POINT. BRING HER CLOSER TO YOU. "Honey I need to let you know that when you talk like a little baby it makes me feel less of a man. NOW SHE MIGHT INTERRUPT. Keep holding her. DO NOT LET GO OF HER THIS IS IMPORTANT ....she needs to feel you are not leaving her or she will get defensive and you will get nowhere once that happens.

So now you continue with.."Honey I have spent my entire life trying to be a man. I feel good about it. And when I hear a little baby voice ( NOT HER VOICE) ....when I hear a little baby voice around the house, it makes me feel so uncomfortable. I feel to repond to a baby voice that I need to be a baby too and I am a Man. I love being a man. Being a man makes me feel like I can protect you. Makes me feel proud. I want to be YOUR MAN and I want so much for you to be MY WOMAN." ( note: it is about how you feel....not her voice)

I fell in love with you as my woman. You are so soft and special to me. I ask you to please help me to stay a man. I need this. I want you so much and there is nothing more important to me than you. I want my woman to be with me."

DROP THE SUBJECT NOW

ANd then.....THIS IS IMPORTANT.......then at that point, hug her tight and I mean tight and for over a minute. And I am talking about a sincere hug. A warm hug. Not sexual. And then gradually pull out of the hug and...

And then take her hand and walk away from the scene and head to another place asap. Do not go home. Take her to a place of transition. A coffee shop...a movie...someplace where the subject can be dropped. So when you get back home she changes and stops.

TRY the above and let me know.

give me a break really? she knows this is pissing him off so she should correct her behavior unless she is selfish. She doesnt need to be taken to a mountain cliff in white robes and yada yada yada this isnt wonderland alice get real

[dec11]

hit her a good kick in the minge

[chi]

hit her a good kick in the minge

this is good advice

[chi]

[Kawigirl]

give me a break really? she knows this is pissing him off so she should correct her behavior unless she is selfish. She doesnt need to be taken to a mountain cliff in white robes and yada yada yada this isnt wonderland alice get real

^^ x2

Take her hand....lead her to a mountain cliff....and push!

[chi]

[BuffBuffalo]

dude thats ****ed up you would put the dog thru that

lets me tell you something i would have kicked the b1tch out and keept the dog

Haha it was just a joke man. It wasn't the dog's fault my ex was an annoying batch. Just making the point that I know how ridiculous it is and know the lengths one would go thru to end that nonsense.

[drdeath613]

She is hiding behind the voice. And not letting you in. What would I suggest you ask? If you truly want for it to stop?

I would take her to a very romantic setting like a park or field or somewhere pretty and open and not enclosed which will ease her first of all. Away from your home. Have something to give her like a single rose. Sit her down and make sure you are touching her in a non-sexual way. Again, this lets her know you are not in it just for yourself. And then give her the rose and tell her to look into your eyes. And to really look in your eyes. And stay there for a bit. Once she is looking, tell her you know this week has been a week of love and you want for her to know how madly in love you are with her. That you love that she is a woman and this is why you adore her because she is not anything like you. You love this about her. That you fell in love with her because of her womanliness.

Now this is where you start your speech. After you have made her feel calm and safe and she knows you love her and have no sexual gain from it. KEEP TOUCHING NON-SEXUAL.

Then you say, " sweetheart or honey, whatever you call her, honey I have something I need to get off my chest." NOW HOLD HER CLOSER AT THIS POINT. BRING HER CLOSER TO YOU. "Honey I need to let you know that when you talk like a little baby it makes me feel less of a man. NOW SHE MIGHT INTERRUPT. Keep holding her. DO NOT LET GO OF HER THIS IS IMPORTANT ....she needs to feel you are not leaving her or she will get defensive and you will get nowhere once that happens.

So now you continue with.."Honey I have spent my entire life trying to be a man. I feel good about it. And when I hear a little baby voice ( NOT HER VOICE) ....when I hear a little baby voice around the house, it makes me feel so uncomfortable. I feel to repond to a baby voice that I need to be a baby too and I am a Man. I love being a man. Being a man makes me feel like I can protect you. Makes me feel proud. I want to be YOUR MAN and I want so much for you to be MY WOMAN." ( note: it is about how you feel....not her voice)

I fell in love with you as my woman. You are so soft and special to me. I ask you to please help me to stay a man. I need this. I want you so much and there is nothing more important to me than you. I want my woman to be with me."

DROP THE SUBJECT NOW

ANd then.....THIS IS IMPORTANT.......then at that point, hug her tight and I mean tight and for over a minute. And I am talking about a sincere hug. A warm hug. Not sexual. And then gradually pull out of the hug and...

And then take her hand and walk away from the scene and head to another place asap. Do not go home. Take her to a place of transition. A coffee shop...a movie...someplace where the subject can be dropped. So when you get back home she changes and stops.

TRY the above and let me know.

aint this where the ship sinks

men and females are so much different

i mean for real when your old man is pissing you off do you cook him a steak dinner and buy him tickets to the super bowl no you tell him to go sleep on the fuking couch

so why must us guys have to pull a don juan demarco treat you like queens its bs

if two people are trying to be in a grown up relationship first they need to grow up

second they should be able to speak there minds and get there points across at home behind closed doors

last thing you want is to be walking to a place and your old lady start baby talking to you

relationship problems should always be taken care of at home cause first off you as a women should know you dont drop a subject you wait till you get home and then it starts or 6 months later he could say baby im going to go shoot a game of pool and then they bring it up out of nowhere

[Standby]

i have an ex girlfriend and now one of my friends is dating her we were all hanging out and she started talking in a baby voice to him and everything came back to me why i hated her i havent seen her since because id kill her

[MACHINE5150]

DO THIS:

[chi]

lmao^^^^^^^^^^^^

[chi]

did you see this one?

[SlimmerMe]

...............

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

lmao this is like that seinfeld episode with shmoopy lololol too funny. Tell her to cut it that its turning you off and since obviously you dont care too much about her that you would leave her after two yrs over something so trivial look at this as an out then

ya it seems like u might say something more about it to her bro, if uve been together this long y r u giving up so easily

o ok my bad i just seen the posts where u have made it apparent that it annoys u, my bad bro

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

dude thats ****ed up you would put the dog thru that

lets me tell you something i would have kicked the b1tch out and keept the dog

lmao! that reminded me, my step mom took one of our dogs to the local humane society place and the next day it burned down killing every animal in it, we still say she did it on purpose lmfao