View Poll Results: What would you do for $100k?

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  • Male - Castrated

    0 0%
  • Female - Tits removed (can't buy new ones)

    0 0%
  • Two (2) years in the Pokey

    1 7.69%
  • Male (Straight) Sodomized and on YouTube

    0 0%
  • Male (Gay) - Go striaght, marry a fat chic

    1 7.69%
  • Female (Straight) - Go down on other babe, I post it on YouPorn with your name

    2 15.38%
  • Female (Lesb) - Roman has one year to convert ya

    2 15.38%
  • Left Thumb and Left Big Toe removed

    3 23.08%
  • Go to Afghanistan by yourself for 1 year, no sex, shitty food, no working out, no TV, No Computer

    2 15.38%
  • Me and six of my mates have a go at yer woman, she gets preggers

    2 15.38%
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  1. #41
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    ok... then get yer game face on.... let's have us some fun! =)

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    hell i have done the afghan one pretty close. i was at a 30man base for one year and didn't have any of the stuff in the list.

    and I only got paid 63K for the year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    All the women I know are either married or have a crush on me on the down low.....

    tell ya what, since these have to be REAL women that are not only willing but available, how 'bout I start the poll, and you pick....

    fair enough?

    Giver....I'm waiting anxiously...

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    you were severly underpaid mate

    I made pretty good bank back home, so when my buddy called me to help him out, he had to do a helluva lot more than double it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    never said yer fuk stick... just yer fuk nuts

    this aint a game for the faint of heart
    what are you talking about?!?!?!

    90% of the guys on here have nuts the size of raisins or even a set that have not worked in so long they are on TRT, why would losing them be a concern?

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    These options SUCK!! hahaha. The last one is [almost] disturbing.

    Like somebody has said, NONE is worth $100k, IMO.

    IF I had to choose one though, I'd say sodomized, ONLY because you didn't specify if it was by a male or female (so of course, I'm thinking female, HAH!).

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    I'm not sharing my wife, getting ass-raped for 2 years in the pokey, my junk mangled, cornholed like a bitch, or the yakuza chopping off body parts. Afganistan here I come. My wife would prolly prefer I get castration however since she keeps bringing up getting my family jewels worked on. On second thought, they are usually in her purse anyhow.

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    i voted the last won cause id take my 100k and walk away laughing

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    I voted the last one. I would just leave her and find a new girl. Plus the baby wouldn't be mine so no child support. Win win!

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    im be a lesbian

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    yeah, I peaked at how some of you voted.... I think the only one that voted honestly was our fair maiden of honor. The rest of you blokes suck!

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    My vote was honest. Out of the choices that's the one I'd most likely choose. I don't have kids yet so can't loose the little guys..... Even tho they prolly don't work.

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    Mine are hanging chads too. But mine were intentional, surgically "enhanced"

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    Trt has killed mine. I should prolly get a girl preggers soon so I can have a son lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Trt has killed mine. I should prolly get a girl preggers soon so I can have a son lol.
    Your no spring chicken anymore stack...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Your no spring chicken anymore stack...
    I know. Im getting old. Everyone else my age is getting married to girls they accidentally knocked up. I don't have that luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I know. Im getting old. Everyone else my age is getting married to girls they accidentally knocked up. I don't have that luxury
    I'm in the same boat....well...with the exception that I'm not knocking up some girl

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    i'd marry the fat chick.

    we could hang out, eat during my bulk diet, watch gay porn together (women love gay porn).

    it would be a marriage of convienence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I'm in the same boat....well...with the exception that I'm not knocking up some girl
    I guess I'll just keep practicing until one of the little swimmers reaches it's destination and I get stuck dealing with a girl that up until that point I didn't know her name lol. Atleast it will be a fun process lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    i'd marry the fat chick.

    we could hang out, eat during my bulk diet, watch gay porn together (women love gay porn).

    it would be a marriage of convienence.
    Don't forget the tax advantages

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    I'm in the same boat....well...with the exception that I'm not knocking up some girl
    I take it not for a lack of trying?

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