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    My Balls are tiny and I don't care

    I remember always believing the myth that your dick gets smaller from steroids . Then I learned that your balls just shrink while on. This cycle is the first time I'm experiencing it. It doesn't bother me though. The size of my dick makes up for my tiny balls. If nuts weren't vital for being a man, I could give a shxt if someone lopped em off. I wouldn't have to worry about kids, and I wouldn't have to listen to that god awful sounds of saggy nuts hittin a girls ass during sex.

    I can understand though... if your junk aint big to begin with, an inch is a mile in the size department.

    Its Friday, I'm going to bed early so my muscles can grow nicely... my friends are out getting hammered and pissing themselves... I wish I was too. Instead I'll vent about my nuts... thanks for listening.

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    Woops lol Wrong Place to post this hahaha I wanted the Lounge

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    Ya I'm with you man. Actually I like the smaller nuts, leaves more room in my pants for what's important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flacco View Post
    I remember always believing the myth that your dick gets smaller from steroids . Then I learned that your balls just shrink while on. This cycle is the first time I'm experiencing it. It doesn't bother me though. The size of my dick makes up for my tiny balls. If nuts weren't vital for being a man, I could give a shxt if someone lopped em off. I wouldn't have to worry about kids, and I wouldn't have to listen to that god awful sounds of saggy nuts hittin a girls ass during sex. <----I laughed so hard at this I almost pissed myself....

    I can understand though... if your junk aint big to begin with, an inch is a mile in the size department.

    Its Friday, I'm going to bed early so my muscles can grow nicely... my friends are out getting hammered and pissing themselves... I wish I was too. Instead I'll vent about my nuts... thanks for listening.
    Plus less to stick to your legs on a hot day....Damn I hate that...
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    I like the sound of nuts slapping off a girls ass.. but Im with you I could really give a shit about nut size... good post for the AR!

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    never experienced atrophy when on

    how small are we talking here?

    3/4 size or peanuts?

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    You should be using some HCG during the cycle and you'll have truck nutz.

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    My left nut has been hurting for years I could part with it and wouldnt mind not having the pain.

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    If your happy with small balls and increased risk of not fully recovering your HPTA post cycle then that is fine....

    This comes down to one thing.... Do you use HCG or not...

    You obviously do not use HCG while on cycle which is your choice.... But IMHO it is not a wise choice.... Just make sure you dont influence others decissions on whether or not to use HCG while on cycle....

    HCG while 'on' plays a big role in helping keep the testes functioning which in turn will set you up ready to begin PCT in a much better state than if you did not use the HCG....


    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...-it&highlight=

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoredIRL View Post
    My left nut has been hurting for years I could part with it and wouldnt mind not having the pain.
    Sounds like it could be a 'variococel' to me...

    A condition that effects the veins that supply blood to the testes....

    If it is this it is not a big problem but you may wish to get it checked out and the heat generated by the increased blood flow in that area can effect the quality of your sperm/ sprem count and CAN effect your fertility over time....

    Look it up bro...

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    Ive always believed that the smaller the potatoes, the bigger the meat looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    Ive always believed that the smaller the potatoes, the bigger the meat looks.
    ^^^ Ha ha ha

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    Even by just not reading whole thread I liked the title

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    Quote Originally Posted by X83 View Post
    You should be using some HCG during the cycle and you'll have truck nutz.
    Coffee from mouth, through nose, onto keyboard, lmfao funny as hell

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    I love having BIG balls

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    if you want bigger balls, you can get implants

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    Big balls are what complete the package!

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    No way, I like the porno ball look. Just a big fat shaft. . . .lol

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    i wish i could slap a girls ass wit my nuts lmao that sounds awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420 View Post
    No way, I like the porno ball look. Just a big fat shaft. . . .lol
    Nasty!

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    you will care come pct mate, get on top of that with some hcg save yourself dramas come pct.

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    I've never experienced any significant testicle atrophy but, I also never experienced gyno until one certain cycle and now prone every cycle. I have to say that if I started losing "sack size" I would HCG ASAP! Who doesn't like getting their balls licked and sucked on while she strokes your shaft? And as far as the nuts slamming her ass thats just another indication to her that your in beast mode tearin that shit up! (Forgive any lude language..I'm on Testosterone !)

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420 View Post
    No way, I like the porno ball look. Just a big fat shaft. . . .lol
    interesting that that is a feature you enjoy in the men you date
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Yeah have to say I prefer having regular size nuts. Before I was on HCG they started getting smaller, it bothered me, but then nice things were they didn't hurt as much, or get in the way, played racketball once and they could get smashed between my legs all the wanted and it never hurt or slowed me down. But who cares I would rather have my man nuts.

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    Lots of girls ive been with love the feel of balls slapping their clitoral region while hitting D style!!! Keep em big

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    Quote Originally Posted by wmaousley View Post
    Coffee from mouth, through nose, onto keyboard, lmfao funny as hell
    I did the same thing

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    Atrophy is scarey...

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    Small balls rule, built for speed I always say.
    Plus, never had any complaints no matter how small they got while on. How many chicks talk to their friends and make fun of the size of guys nuts?

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    I got the weirdest boner from this thread.

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    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...

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    Small balls make ur d1ck look bigger in prospective...and lemme tell u...I wish I could permanently shrink them, need all the help I can get lol

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    ^^^^^^ lmfao

    The endo measured mind last week with something that resembled love needs of varying sizes!!!!!!!

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    Beads not needs lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tron3219 View Post
    Small balls make ur d1ck look bigger in prospective...and lemme tell u...I wish I could permanently shrink them, need all the help I can get lol
    Yes! And they make girls laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Yes! And they make girls laugh
    At least there laughing at the balls and not my d1ck! Lol jk

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    Small potatoes make the meat look big

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    interesting that that is a feature you enjoy in the men you date
    This is what I was thinking...Samson likes a large shaft!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flacco View Post
    If nuts weren't vital for being a man, I could give a shxt if someone lopped em off.
    well they are u know.

    if i was not so busy partying in high school i probably wouldve made better grades.

    if i wouldve made better grades i might have a better job (prob not )

    if my wife agreed with everything i said all the time we would probably get along better.

    if i had the genetics of arnold schwarzenegger i could have probably been a bodybuilder

    if i won the lottery tonight i could give a shit about having to work again...

    theyre ur balls dude..

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...

    I wish I had a girl with a phone, I'd call her.

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    I only have one nut anyways so.....

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