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    I'm just curious as to how many.....

    Of you here actually pee sitting down?

    I know I do.........

    Be honest!!

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    Maybe when im dropping a load..

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    Only sit down if my legs are sore from a work out, then I find it difficult to stand back up.

    Ive broke many a toilet seat with my legs

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    Only in the morning...But, this is a suggestion that a doctor would tell you to do if you're having issues urinating. It worked for a friend of mine.

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    Standing tall.Women squat.No disrespect there boss

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    I do sort of a half sit/stand to unload my raging morning piss boner.

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    I prefer to piss in a static pushup position with my feet on the sink and hands on the bathtub

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty51312 View Post
    I prefer to piss in a static pushup position with my feet on the sink and hands on the bathtub
    LMFAO..... HAHAHAHAHAH

    I think I need to adopt this 'GBrice' style of pissing in the night wen I wake up to piss..

    Pissing with a boner and getting it in the toilet is no simple task.... Especially when its dark and your half asleep
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    I stand up

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    I don't care what you guys say, I sit down for everything. Well, unless I am in a public restroom where I think it is rude to take up a stall just so no one can see my p*nis.

    My reason for doing this will probably seem lame. I work a lot, and sometimes the bathroom is the only place I have a chance to check up on news, forums, etc. I started sitting after dropping a Blackberry into a toilet full of pee while standing. No way I am losing an iPhone that way.

    And no, I am not peeing right now.

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    i stand and pee on the seat. then it splashes and makes all kinds of noise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i stand and pee on the seat. then it splashes and makes all kinds of noise
    Clean that up for the next guy, will ya?

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    I stand. Peeing everywhere with a boner is part of being a man! Plus it's pretty easy to control and aim a baby carrot like mine.

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    I alternate... sometimes like this



    someimtes I go for distance


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    If I have a morning woody, I just pee on my B/F in the shower.

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    I pee sitting but $hit standing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I pee sitting but $hit standing.
    LMAO!!!!

    Ur such a clown....

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Only sit down if my legs are sore from a work out, then I find it difficult to stand back up.

    Ive broke many a toilet seat with my legs
    my toilet seat broke yesterday Damn it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I pee sitting but $hit standing.
    lmfao

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    Hahaha.....good q.
    I figured out a few years ago, there is noooo way a man can stand and pee, and not splash.
    A very few deep european toilets its possible, but the American lake toilets......forget it.
    No matter where u aim, a fine spray, droplets or whatever will splash back up from the toilet, spraying the toilet seat and the floor, where my daughter will sit next.
    Since I realized this, Ive been sitting, and I ask my friends to sit on my toilet.
    I find it plain rude that a dude stands and pee in my toilet, expecting me to clean up his piss.
    When I have parties, I restrict the use to 1 bathroom, and place a note on the wall opposite the toilet; "Thank you, friend"....lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by First Timer 42 View Post
    Hahaha.....good q.
    I figured out a few years ago, there is noooo way a man can stand and pee, and not splash.
    A very few deep european toilets its possible, but the American lake toilets......forget it.
    No matter where u aim, a fine spray, droplets or whatever will splash back up from the toilet, spraying the toilet seat and the floor, where my daughter will sit next.
    Since I realized this, Ive been sitting, and I ask my friends to sit on my toilet.
    I find it plain rude that a dude stands and pee in my toilet, expecting me to clean up his piss.
    When I have parties, I restrict the use to 1 bathroom, and place a note on the wall opposite the toilet; "Thank you, friend"....lol.
    Dude.. you got to aim for the inside of the bowl a few inches above the water line.. it is not only silent but does not splash..

    think about it.. when they pour a pint they let it run down the side of the glass = less foam, less splash

    on another note.. i think a better question is who wipes from in between their legs versus behind??? i am so inflexible i have been going the in between route for over a decade... i can't even scratch my back unless there is a tree/wall near by

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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    Dude.. you got to aim for the inside of the bowl a few inches above the water line.. it is not only silent but does not splash..

    think about it.. when they pour a pint they let it run down the side of the glass = less foam, less splash

    on another note.. i think a better question is who wipes from in between their legs versus behind??? i am so inflexible i have been going the in between route for over a decade... i can't even scratch my back unless there is a tree/wall near by
    I partly agree if ure talking about the long neck european toilets, but even then, a mist will arise.
    Peed in a toilet once with sunrays hitting the room just right. Nomatter where I pointed, this mist rose from the bowl like a nuclear mushroom .

    On that note, for the same reason...ALWAYS close the lid before flushing, unless u want millions of bacterias flying around the bathroom, and down the hallway. :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty51312 View Post
    I prefer to piss in a static pushup position with my feet on the sink and hands on the bathtub
    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Only sit down if my legs are sore from a work out, then I find it difficult to stand back up.

    Ive broke many a toilet seat with my legs
    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I pee sitting but $hit standing.
    You guys are delivering the lulz =-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaiyanHero View Post
    You guys are delivering the lulz =-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    i think he is saying he finds those 3 post extremely funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by scotty51312 View Post
    I prefer to piss in a static pushup position with my feet on the sink and hands on the bathtub
    Impressive, on arm days I prefer to do 1-armed handstands with the other arm used to control & guide in order to prevent splashing. Plus being upside down ups the challenge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windex View Post
    Impressive, on arm days I prefer to do 1-armed handstands with the other arm used to control & guide in order to prevent splashing. Plus being upside down ups the challenge.
    LOL

    Men are competitive even when it comes to pee'in

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    Standing. There's no way to sit and piss without my junk touching the inside of the toilet or, depending on the toilet, in the water. Gross!

    With the morning wood issue I have perfected the leaning against the wall over the toilet with my head and one hand.

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    the best bathroom i ever pissed in was in my buddies. it was perfect width to have my head hold me up, text with one had and aim with the other, all while being rather drunk...sheer bliss. dont ask how i managed that one but i enjoyed it.

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    I usually just go out side to avoid all the fuss!





























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    ^^ ahahahahaha

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    After seeing the femi-nazi article and university in ?norway? about men peeing while sitting down and how this chick won't date a guy who pee's while standing up because it displays our superiority (lol what?), I make it a point to pee while standing. I also would shout men rule as I pee'd even though no one could hear me.

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    Unless dropping a load at the same time, hell no to squatting for a piss. However, sometimes I do piss into empty water bottles/gallons next to my bed when don't feel like getting up in the morning. That’s a whole another story though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sage View Post
    Unless dropping a load at the same time, hell no to squatting for a piss. However, sometimes I do piss into empty water bottles/gallons next to my bed when don't feel like getting up in the morning. That’s a whole another story though.
    seriously? lazy ass...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    seriously? lazy ass...lol
    has to be. might as well just pee in your bed like you used to when you were a kid! your room has to stink!!!!!!!!!!

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