Weird random questions...

[stack_it]

So the lounge has been way too serious lately and it's seems as tho it's trying to make a comeback so I wanna do my part and ask a fun random question.





How many of you have accidentally shit yourselves before?

[stack_it]

I'll come up with other weird questions every couple days lol



Personally I have full blown shat myself once but it was in first grade. As an adult there's been a few mishaps too.

Once during a morning shower I farted. Sounded really wet but chalked it up to the water. Get done doing my thing and get out. Then I see a little brown spot on the shower floor. Apparently I had the stomach flu lol.

Last year me and a group of friends were headed to a baseball game and I decided to let one rip. Well a little more than gas came out and I had to get off the highway and make a pit stop at a gas station. Had to throw my favorite boxers away on that one lol.

I guess you should never really trust a fart!

[alexISthrowed]

So the lounge has been way too serious lately and it's seems as tho it's trying to make a comeback so I wanna do my part and ask a fun random question.



How many of you have accidentally shit yourselves before?

The first week of my diet I was eating orange roughy 3x a day. I let a nice fart out one morning and it felt a little weird. I got up and had orange olive oil running down my legs. I switched to cod that day.

[stack_it]

The first week of my diet I was eating orange roughy 3x a day. I let a nice fart out one morning and it felt a little weird. I got up and had orange olive oil running down my legs. I switched to cod that day.

Damn the thought of how bad that would smell just made me cringe lol

[alexISthrowed]

Damn the thought of how bad that would smell just made me cringe lol

It was not a pleasant smell to say the least. At least it happened at my house and not at work or all over the leg press lol.

[Shol'va]

I farted once, but fortunately it was just a semen fart. Sorry guys, Been around DSM too long.

[Times Roman]

i took a sh1t one time and it come out looking like this

[Flier]

i took a sh1t one time and it come out looking like this

lol!!

[stack_it]

Lmao so you shat an ass?!

[Times Roman]

Yeah. But it looked aaaawwwwwfullllyyyyy familiar. Almost like.... hmmmm.... wait, it's coming to me....

[LGM]

Yes, but only when I'm sick. That's usually the first sign something I ate made me sick.

However, I can pile it up out of the water on a frequent and regular basis.

[calgarian]

stack....dude whats wrong with you posting all these shitty posts???

[calgarian]

i took a sh1t one time and it come out looking like this

if you shit like this what does it tell us about your asshole??? did DSM visit you recently?

[jtuner77]

I almost shart myself at least once a week but it's more like I think I gotta fart and I feel it coming out....I waddle to the bathroom with my asscheeks flexed. No poop in pants or undies just a turtle head poking out.

[Times Roman]

if you shit like this what does it tell us about your asshole??? did DSM visit you recently?

Cal.... Cal.... Cal....

I said it looked like it

I DIDN'T say it was the same size!!!!

[calgarian]

Cal.... Cal.... Cal....

I said it looked like it

I DIDN'T say it was the same size!!!!

I know but i thought it was funny.....lol

[Times Roman]

I know but i thought it was funny.....lol

In Bizarro Cal universe, it was hilarious! =)

[gixxerboy1]

I farted once, but fortunately it was just a semen fart. Sorry guys, Been around DSM too long.

oh here was the line ----------------- and you were way over.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......................... here

[calgarian]

In Bizarro Cal universe, it was hilarious! =)

when you r going to cum clean about DSM visiting you?

[Public Enemy]

Shit I remember when I was like 8 years old. I totally soiled myself. I remember walking, and as I was walking, I was shitting at the same time. ****ed up, yes, but unique experience? I think so.

[Times Roman]

when you r going to cum clean about DSM visiting you?

DSM? He hates my friggin guts. I'm an arrogant assshole, remember?

[calgarian]

DSM? He hates my friggin guts. I'm an arrogant assshole, remember?

oh yeah my bad...Sholva then?

[Flier]

Shit I remember when I was like 8 years old. I totally soiled myself. I remember walking, and as I was walking, I was shitting at the same time. ****ed up, yes, but unique experience? I think so.

Hahaha.....hopefully you have other childhood memories as well.

[JohnnyVegas]

I have also had the liquid gas problem. Never in a situation where anyone knew, but embarrassing nonetheless.

[Kawigirl]

I'll come up with other weird questions every couple days lol



Personally I have full blown shat myself once but it was in first grade. As an adult there's been a few mishaps too.

Once during a morning shower I farted. Sounded really wet but chalked it up to the water. Get done doing my thing and get out. Then I see a little brown spot on the shower floor. Apparently I had the stomach flu lol.

Last year me and a group of friends were headed to a baseball game and I decided to let one rip. Well a little more than gas came out and I had to get off the highway and make a pit stop at a gas station. Had to throw my favorite boxers away on that one lol.

I guess you should never really trust a fart!

This made me officially take you off "my list" stack....lol

[zimmy]

I was at my son's soccer game and tried to hold it...didn't even make it to the car :|

[stack_it]

Shit I remember when I was like 8 years old. I totally soiled myself. I remember walking, and as I was walking, I was shitting at the same time. ****ed up, yes, but unique experience? I think so.

Sounds about like mine


First grade I had to go to the bathroom at lunch but decided I'd wait til after lunch and go before recess. Well I forgot to ask before we got outside and the feeling hit me hard. I ran up to the teacher and asked if I could go but she said I had to wait because I couldn't go by myself and there was no one out there to take me. Being new to school I didn't wanna argue with the teacher so I decided I'd try to go play and take my mind off it. Well swings weren't doing it so I decide to get in line for the slide. Three steps up the slide ladder it happens. Shit just pushes out and there's no stopping it. At this point I'm fvcked because there's a line 15 kids deep behind me and on up on the ladder. I can't just turn around and say let me down I just shit myself so I had no other choice than to go down the hot metal slide with my ninja turtle underwear full of crap. I could feel it smear as I sat down and remember thinking "WTF am I gonna do for the rest of the day." about a minute after I get off the slide recess is over and on the way back into class everyone can smell it. When we get in the class the teacher had everyone put there head down and then came and got me and took me to the office to call my mom to come get me......


Very fvcked up day at school.

[stack_it]

This made me officially take you off "my list" stack....lol

Aw shit.... I really don't have a chance after that last post then lol.

[kalspic]

hahaha...all i have to say. o yeah and i shit myself at my birthday party one year

[Times Roman]

is that a booger on your lip....

...or are you trying to grow a stalagmite?

[DSM4Life]

I $hit my pants on purpose.

[Kawigirl]

Aw shit.... I really don't have a chance after that last post then lol.

yes...yes you did....lol

[calgarian]

Sounds about like mine


First grade I had to go to the bathroom at lunch but decided I'd wait til after lunch and go before recess. Well I forgot to ask before we got outside and the feeling hit me hard. I ran up to the teacher and asked if I could go but she said I had to wait because I couldn't go by myself and there was no one out there to take me. Being new to school I didn't wanna argue with the teacher so I decided I'd try to go play and take my mind off it. Well swings weren't doing it so I decide to get in line for the slide. Three steps up the slide ladder it happens. Shit just pushes out and there's no stopping it. At this point I'm fvcked because there's a line 15 kids deep behind me and on up on the ladder. I can't just turn around and say let me down I just shit myself so I had no other choice than to go down the hot metal slide with my ninja turtle underwear full of crap. I could feel it smear as I sat down and remember thinking "WTF am I gonna do for the rest of the day." about a minute after I get off the slide recess is over and on the way back into class everyone can smell it. When we get in the class the teacher had everyone put there head down and then came and got me and took me to the office to call my mom to come get me......


Very fvcked up day at school.

i dont know if I wanna laugh or shake my head thinking "o shit"

[stack_it]

i dont know if I wanna laugh or shake my head thinking "o shit"

It took many years before I could laugh at it lol

[Hunter]

I shit in a trash can on a highschool bus.

[zimmy]

haha on purpose or because you couldn't hold it?

[MBMETC]

haha on purpose or because you couldn't hold it?

low blow but hahaha

are you insinuating butt sex will losen one's hiney hole

[chi]

i have sharted before and it was because i was sick all 3 times. Not pleasant lol

[calgarian]

Thank you for starting another "shitty" thread stack

[Standby]

lol the shit thread awesome. www dot ratemypoo dot com

just for you stack lol