Anal sex, first time ADVICE PLLLZZZZZZ

[ranging1]

okay guys heres story

lately my girlfriend has been really moody and bitchy

no real aparent reason why, just moods swings and women being women

anyways last night i told her it was becoming annoying and she apologised

to make up for it she said she would do ANYTHING i wanted

needless to say my first idea was anal sex

after talking she seems very excited to try it and think itll be alot of fun

my question to you guys is is there anything i need to do or know? or she needs to do? so that this goes smoothly

e.g

do you think i should wear a connie?

i was gonna use lube...... yes or no?

should i get her to her to give herself a good scrub before i go in their? or just not nesecary?

i was gonna use my fingers to stretch the hole..... yes or no?

im asking this coz ive seen to many posts of guys getting poo on their helmets hahaha

if theirs anything else i should do, or advice you have lets here it

[energizer bunny]

be a real man.......dry and when she is full!!!!!

[Nooomoto]

Lots of lube, maybe some alcohol and opiates if you can get them...and hold her down...theres gonna be thrashing.

[Hazard]

okay guys heres story

lately my girlfriend has been really moody and bitchy

no real aparent reason why, just moods swings and women being women

anyways last night i told her it was becoming annoying and she apologised

to make up for it she said she would do ANYTHING i wanted

needless to say my first idea was anal sex

after talking she seems very excited to try it and think itll be alot of fun

my question to you guys is is there anything i need to do or know? or she needs to do? so that this goes smoothly

e.g

do you think i should wear a connie?

i was gonna use lube...... yes or no?

should i get her to her to give herself a good scrub before i go in their? or just not nesecary?

i was gonna use my fingers to stretch the hole..... yes or no?

im asking this coz ive seen to many posts of guys getting poo on their helmets hahaha

if theirs anything else i should do, or advice you have lets here it

In my experience..... it's less painful for them if you doit while they are on their back. I've tried it doggy and also from behind with her laying down..... she said it hurt pretty bad. When she layed down on her back it helped her relax the muscles.

I tried stretching the hole with my fingers but she said to just slip it in and get it over with lol.....

Lube is good..... very very good!

Report back to us.....

~Haz~

[energizer bunny]

lube all the way mate..... and take it easy for both you're sakes lol....maybe finger first to test her pain barrier, get her pissed that always helps.....make sure shes had a dump and cleaned it well....tho that isnt guaranteed to stop any unwanted winits!!.........lol.....get you're brown badge mate haha

[spywizard]

lube and not ribbed condom... and

2 enemas ... we assume you are giving to her and not receiving..

[Vitruvian-Man]

All I wanna know is, what type of guy needs to come online for guidance on how to f*ck a girl in the ass. jesus.

do you need us to draw you a map or something?

get her to lie on her stomach. split on her ass-hole, and f*cking pound it.

bahahahahhaha

[bjpennnn]

lube and not ribbed condom... and

2 enemas ... we assume you are giving to her and not receiving..

lollll

[marcus300]

If your going to make her your wife or have children with her = Plenty of lube

If your going to fuk her off in the near future = Dry bum her

[wantmoremass]

have a towel standing by.

[Mooseman33]

keep her pssy stimulated...
play with her clit while ur banging.

it will keep her mind off how much pain she is in....playing with the puss is a must for a first time butt banger...

[stpete]

Make sure she's nice and clean first. No one likes to fvck shit.
And like Marcus said, if you're going to keep her around, be gentle or she'll hate you for about a year. If not, tear it up and have some fun.

[chuckt12345]

if she loves it do know that she prb done it many of times before.

[edgarr]

Go get the book "I hope they serve beer in hell" there is a whole chapter on it!!

[jbm]

pics pics pics!

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[jbm]

choose one!

[ranging1]

Lots of lube, maybe some alcohol and opiates if you can get them...and hold her down...theres gonna be thrashing.

lmfao nws easy done

In my experience..... it's less painful for them if you doit while they are on their back. I've tried it doggy and also from behind with her laying down..... she said it hurt pretty bad. When she layed down on her back it helped her relax the muscles.

I tried stretching the hole with my fingers but she said to just slip it in and get it over with lol.....

Lube is good..... very very good!

Report back to us.....

~Haz~

aight thanks for that, good to know

lube all the way mate..... and take it easy for both you're sakes lol....maybe finger first to test her pain barrier, get her pissed that always helps.....make sure shes had a dump and cleaned it well....tho that isnt guaranteed to stop any unwanted winits!!.........lol.....get you're brown badge mate haha

lol thanks man

lube and not ribbed condom... and

2 enemas ... we assume you are giving to her and not receiving..

lmfao yes i am giving,

All I wanna know is, what type of guy needs to come online for guidance on how to f*ck a girl in the ass. jesus.

do you need us to draw you a map or something?

get her to lie on her stomach. split on her ass-hole, and f*cking pound it.

bahahahahhaha

lmfao i came here becuase ive seen to many threads about shit on guys diks, would like to try avoid it so thought id post a thread

If your going to make her your wife or have children with her = Plenty of lube

If your going to fuk her off in the near future = Dry bum her

lol ooooooo thats hard to tell at this point, been with her for 18 months so its hard to tell, but good advice, she does love me so prob should use lube for the first time

keep her pssy stimulated...
play with her clit while ur banging.

it will keep her mind off how much pain she is in....playing with the puss is a must for a first time butt banger...

awesome, was gonna give that hole a go that night anyways, cheers

Make sure she's nice and clean first. No one likes to fvck shit.
And like Marcus said, if you're going to keep her around, be gentle or she'll hate you for about a year. If not, tear it up and have some fun.

is their anything i can tell her to do thatll make sure its clean?

if she loves it do know that she prb done it many of times before.

naaaa im her first root so her bumholes a virgin still, plus the girl loves me anyways

Go get the book "I hope they serve beer in hell" there is a whole chapter on it!!

ill google it, theirs always page previews of books

pics pics pics!

lol if you want pics im happy to email them, seeing everyone from this forum seems to be from another country

[jbm]

if you want pics im happy to email them, seeing everyone from this forum seems to be from another country

I'll pm you my email ad... ASAP! lolol....

[JC.1987]

Ok here is my step by step anal adventure:
1) Get her to poop at least 12 hours before game time
2) Get her to shower before you guys are ready to get busy, making sure to scrub it real good.
3) Start off with some licking. i refer to this stage as 'priming the asshole"
4) make sure you wear a rubber. you don't want gonorrhea
5) put on plenty of lube prior to insetion
6) insert slowly at first

... and there ya go.. im sure you can fill in the rest. goodluck!

[playboii]

and threads like this is the reason i love this forum! lol

[Bossman]

Asking for anal sex advice on a steroid forum? You could google it...

Wait for DSM, he'll turn you into an assmaster.

[covert025]

this thread delivers!!

[lovestospooge23]

ask dsm....

[Charlie6]

get ready for the room to stink like poop

[Hazard]

if she loves it do know that she prb done it many of times before.

amen!

~Haz~

[Friend]

Forget lube, use spit. And remember, she has been being bitchy lately, don't go easy on her!

[JinNtonic]

First time aint gunna happen if she aint drunk IMO.

[Godplex]

+1 on the lube (if you care about her experience).

I've also had more than one girl tell me they were more relaxed (i.e. more loose, less pain) in the morning shortly after waking up. YMMV. Er, HER mileage may vary.

[powerliftmike]

Never done it but I heard contrary to what you may think doggie style is the worst way for anal. IDK tho.

[spywizard]

have a towel standing by.

hell no, just clean off using her bedroom curtains and take $40 out of her purse when you go.. oh and take her cash card so you can fill up your truck on the way home..

[FranciscoG]

hell no, just clean off using her bedroom curtains and take $40 out of her purse when you go.. oh and take her cash card so you can fill up your truck on the way home..

LOL
hell piss on her to.

[Eddie_m63]

I would take her in the shower.

[NVR2BIG1]

here is the easiest way bro, lie on your side and spoon her the first time. As for lube, you need to make sure both she AND you are lubed prior. Dont just put lube on your dick, lube her ass first and your dick separate. This way its lube on lube and not lube on dry. HERE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. You have to go super slow and make it past the 2 minute mark, the chicks ass needs to stretch and relax, if she tells you to quit its going to be right away. Once you make it past 2 minutes they're usually good to go. And last but not least, when a female has an orgasm while your in her ass its stronger, MUCH STRONGER!! So do whatever you need to to make her get off while your in her ass, because then she'll let you do it again a little on down the road. Hope this helps

[Hard.On]

I swear I have tried many times with my gf and no matter how much lube i use it wont fit/ I dont know what to do. I dont want to rip her in half.

She is 95 pounds.... 5'6

I have given up

[amcon]

ok- here is the deal an it will work 100% - 1# you dont actully get it in like you do with a pssy, you get it lubed up (your cck and her ass hole and in the ass hole a inch or two) then what you do is put your tip in and let her slowly relax - you will start to slide in you apply presure but the presure is consistant - if you push harder you will cause her to tense up and push you out. if you dont push hard enough you will not get in (thats the tricky part) so now your slowly pushing with the same presure and it will push all the way past her ass hole sphinter, and you need to go slow at first to get her comfy the you can pound away- yes stimulating her clit will help but if it is your first time focus on the task at hand and have her play with her bean till you or her explodes... note : try to let her explode first cuz you will get it many many more times

if you cant figure it out call me i will show her then she can show you - fair?

[peachfuzz]

this thread is hilarious