All the different uses for vaseline....

[Times Roman]

You got it.... too much time on my hands.

Now that we have established that, I'll go first....


1) Under my armpits due to chafing (just put it on now)

2) Preservative for leather

[SlimmerMe]

softening the pads of my dog's paws after a long day of walking on asphalt

[Shol'va]

As a lubricant for fitting into those tight spaces.

[Hazard]

put some on the inside of your nostrils to keep em moist incase they're bleeding.....

~Haz~

[Str8Jakked]

Put some between the toes of someone who is sleeping, they'll be wiggling their toes for hours- it's really amusing to watch.

Also, for getting gum out of your hair.

[bjpennnn]

chap lips

[Shol'va]

On your ring finger. If your ring gets stuck, try rubbing on some vaseline to get it off.
Also if you rub a thin layer on your light bulb threads you wont have to worry about it sticking in the socket.
And in the winter time it is good to apply a thin layer of vaseline to your car door gaskets to keep the door from sticking shut when it freezes.

[LGM]

on your nipples to keep from chafing while running.

[gixxerboy1]

on your nipples to keep from chafing while running.

start wearing a sports bra and that will stop

[BuffBuffalo]

Saw a container of Vasoline on the paper towel dispenser in a private bathroom at a business today. I found it a bit odd, but I guess there are a lot more uses than butt lube.

[Hunter]

helps soften leather

[calgarian]

put some on the inside of your nostrils to keep em moist incase they're bleeding.....

~Haz~

not the "hole" on his face thats bleeding......

[calgarian]

You got it.... too much time on my hands.

Now that we have established that, I'll go first....


1) Under my armpits due to chafing (just put it on now)

2) Preservative for leather

helps soften leather

[lovbyts]

Under the eyes, to keep dirt or sand out of the eyes in sports
Makeup remover (I saw the wife do it...
used as a way to pitch a spitball in baseball
applied on the face in mixed martial arts to prevent unnecessary cuts and tears from blows
softener for cuticle
It was recommended by Porsche in the owner’s manual of their cars as a preservative for light alloy anodized Fuchs wheels to protect them against corrosion from road salts and brake dust

[LGM]

start wearing a sports bra and that will stop

lmao... Figures it'd be you who said that.

[lovbyts]

You got it.... too much time on my hands.

Now that we have established that, I'll go first....


1) Under my armpits due to chafing (just put it on now)

2) Preservative for leather

BTW that sounds really messy. you should try baby powder instead. I know most jar head (from what I have heard) on long hikes fill their shorts with baby powered to stop chaffing.

[auslifta]

Some strang ones I can think of....
As a cutting compound for drilling metal.
Keeps teeth shiny for miss universe contestents as their smile drys their mouth out.
To suffocate insects that have burrowed into your skin, so when they rise to get air you can grab them out.
Rub on back of cane toads to kill them.
Put it on a key to loosen an old lock(graphite works better).
As sealant for electrical connections.
Put on lense of camera to soften image to hide wrinkles and details.
To wrap around cotton you use as kindling for hikes in case you go through river.
Cant think of any others yet. You know they get it from the drill bits when they drill for crude, I saw that on Dr Oz.

[Kawigirl]

Some strang ones I can think of....
As a cutting compound for drilling metal.
Keeps teeth shiny for miss universe contestents as their smile drys their mouth out.
To suffocate insects that have burrowed into your skin, so when they rise to get air you can grab them out.
Rub on back of cane toads to kill them.
Put it on a key to loosen an old lock(graphite works better).
As sealant for electrical connections.
Put on lense of camera to soften image to hide wrinkles and details.
To wrap around cotton you use as kindling for hikes in case you go through river.
Cant think of any others yet. You know they get it from the drill bits when they drill for crude, I saw that on Dr Oz.

lots of competitors do this from dehydration......helps them smile

[number twelve]

i put it on the inside of my thighs if i am running long distances multiple days in a row so i dont get a rash

[Times Roman]

BTW that sounds really messy. you should try baby powder instead. I know most jar head (from what I have heard) on long hikes fill their shorts with baby powered to stop chaffing.

it's not like I can hop on my harley and chug on down to the local market to get what I need...

...btw.. I was using desenex under my arms till the redness went away, then I switched to vaseline when it got too dry

[Narkissos]

Put on the sole and heels of feet prior to bedtime to keep feet soft.

[spywizard]

all over the body for swimming in extra cold water

[Booz]

use it to fake Conjunctivitis to get rid of an undesireable female or male according to Shallow Hal lol.....................

[Narkissos]

^^LMAO!

gotta try that

[Times Roman]

all over the body for swimming in extra cold water

you ever try that, or have you been watching too many "escape from alcatraz" movies?

personally, I "think" it's a myth. but I could be wrong.....?

[spywizard]

you ever try that, or have you been watching too many "escape from alcatraz" movies?

personally, I "think" it's a myth. but I could be wrong.....?

let me google that for ya..

http://www.hulaman.com/triathlon/open_wtr.html

[oscarjones]

Used in PE for the infamous jelq and inevitable bigger bulge most men seek but fail miserably at attaining...

...this is by far the most important use for Vaseline..

[Times Roman]

Some strang ones I can think of....
As a cutting compound for drilling metal.
Keeps teeth shiny for miss universe contestents as their smile drys their mouth out.To suffocate insects that have burrowed into your skin, so when they rise to get air you can grab them out.
Rub on back of cane toads to kill them.
Put it on a key to loosen an old lock(graphite works better).
As sealant for electrical connections.
Put on lense of camera to soften image to hide wrinkles and details.
To wrap around cotton you use as kindling for hikes in case you go through river.
Cant think of any others yet. You know they get it from the drill bits when they drill for crude, I saw that on Dr Oz.

can you imagine having to paste a phony smile on yer kisser all the time?

fake smiling.... one reason I don't ever watch the show

[PK-V]

put some on the inside of your nostrils to keep em moist incase they're bleeding.....

~Haz~

Hell yea! I do this, I get crazy nose bleeds if my nostrils get to dry and/or it's too warm out