What's the best weapon to have handy in your vehicle?

**Sgt. Hartman** · 08-19-2011, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by baseline_9

LMFAO

I think the spray would be good

Or a flame thrower made our of a can of hairspray with a ignition made from a disposable camera.... I love making weapons lol

Simply spray the spay, the process of pressing down the spray releases the spark and your off.... I dont have one any more... Wish I did so i could post a picture...

You could go with one of these, maybe a little small tho....

You should have practiced your marksmanship with that thing during those riots.

Imagine getting hit upside the head with a fukkin potato traveling at 400 ft per second at 200 yards and having no idea where it came from. LMFAO!

**baseline_9** · 08-20-2011, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

What the hell is it with you UK guys. Between you and swifto i'm fvcking scared to go there now

LOL

Were perfectly normal

I just used to be a bit abnormal

**baseline_9** · 08-20-2011, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

You should have practiced your marksmanship with that thing during those riots.

Imagine getting hit upside the head with a fukkin potato traveling at 400 ft per second at 200 yards and having no idea where it came from. LMFAO!

Would have been excellent.... Frozen potatoes of corse (evil laugh)....

They would have know where It came from tho.... That thing is as loud as a shot gun.

**Swifto** · 08-20-2011, 03:08 PM

A large multi-tool with 2 click in knives. Also been redesigned so it can be held and both knives face one another with a 1 inch gap. Get stabbed by it and you wont be able to stitch the wound.

**baseline_9** · 08-20-2011, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Swifto

A large multi-tool with 2 click in knives. Also been redesigned so it can be held and both knives face one another with a 1 inch gap. Get stabbed by it and you wont be able to stitch the wound.

Photo or example?

**baseline_9** · 08-20-2011, 03:30 PM

Not one of these

**Matt** · 08-20-2011, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by baseline_9

Photo or example?

He's talking about a double edge blade, we used to make them in jail. If you get cut by one you can't be stitched up....

**jasc** · 08-20-2011, 05:01 PM

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Somethin like this matt? Not the handle, but the blade line up...

Don't mind the 30 sec photoshop

**crazy_rocks** · 08-20-2011, 09:02 PM

theres this little thing called a sap. also known as a leather slapper or a leather blackjack. its leather filled with lead. you just smack someone on the head and they will get a nice lump. its pretty simple. you can keep it right between the seats.

its not gonna have the fear factor when you pull it out though but then again you cant teach taekwondo to a bitch and expect him to be a fighter.

**crazy_rocks** · 08-20-2011, 09:06 PM

or you could get one of these

**goinglong** · 08-21-2011, 12:47 AM

I have a few options to choose from: Numero uno is my HK (cops carry those for good reason), then comes the Surefire Defender (similar to the above flashlight but puts out 200 lumen) and then the multi-cell Maglight (cops carry those for good reason). My .40 is the most intimidating, the Surefire is for close combat and the Maglight is for blunt trauma. I suggest fast-ties if you want to take the individual home for a bit body modification. That Ford is a pretty big weapon, too! Old people run over pedestrians all the time.

**baseline_9** · 08-21-2011, 02:18 AM

And if u decide u wanna bend ur GF over the bonnet you could spank her ass with it aswell...

Originally Posted by crazy_rocks

theres this little thing called a sap. also known as a leather slapper or a leather blackjack. its leather filled with lead. you just smack someone on the head and they will get a nice lump. its pretty simple. you can keep it right between the seats.

its not gonna have the fear factor when you pull it out though but then again you cant teach taekwondo to a bitch and expect him to be a fighter.

**gbrice75** · 08-21-2011, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by goinglong

That Ford is a pretty big weapon, too! Old people run over pedestrians all the time.

I agree with you UK guys being insane!!! So angry!!! Here I am, posting an innocent enough question asking about a decent, practical self defense weapon and you guys come up with fvcking double edged blades, kitanas, fvcking samurai swords, frozen potato guns, lmao!!!!

Crazy ass limey's I tell ya...

**Swifto** · 08-21-2011, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Somethin like this matt? Not the handle, but the blade line up...

Don't mind the 30 sec photoshop

Its like that, yes.

I may take a pic of it tomorrow.

**thegodfather** · 08-21-2011, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by goinglong

I have a few options to choose from: Numero uno is my HK (cops carry those for good reason), then comes the Surefire Defender (similar to the above flashlight but puts out 200 lumen) and then the multi-cell Maglight (cops carry those for good reason). My .40 is the most intimidating, the Surefire is for close combat and the Maglight is for blunt trauma. I suggest fast-ties if you want to take the individual home for a bit body modification. That Ford is a pretty big weapon, too! Old people run over pedestrians all the time.

I found a company that makes an integrated Foregrip/Light for my AR-15 picatinny rail, the light itself puts out SEVEN HUNDRED (700) LUMENS!!! I cant wait to purchase it, I can only imagine that its absolutely blinding beyond any handheld lights we've ever tried. For those of you unfamiliar, most taclights that attach to the picatinny rails on handguns are anywhere from 100-200 Lumens, and they BLIND an opponent. 700 Lumens is unimagineable.

**lovbyts** · 08-22-2011, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by goinglong

I have a few options to choose from: Numero uno is my HK (cops carry those for good reason), then comes the Surefire Defender (similar to the above flashlight but puts out 200 lumen) and then the multi-cell Maglight (cops carry those for good reason). My .40 is the most intimidating, the Surefire is for close combat and the Maglight is for blunt trauma. I suggest fast-ties if you want to take the individual home for a bit body modification. That Ford is a pretty big weapon, too! Old people run over pedestrians all the time.

Exactly. I was going to say my car is #1 so I can drive away. #2 is also my car if I need to run someone over, #3 is my glock. I'm not getting out of the car.

**solid-d** · 08-22-2011, 01:22 PM

Carry a bag full of Kindness

**gixxerboy1** · 08-22-2011, 01:50 PM

I keep one of these in my trunk

**wmaousley** · 08-23-2011, 01:11 AM

But a 6" ASP

**Panzerfaust** · 08-23-2011, 08:10 AM

For someone so concerned about your personal security you seem to not care about living in such a shitty state that you cannot protect yourself. You better just call the police should anything happen. In a calm demeanor ask the criminal to please halt his attack while you call the police for help. That should work fine.

You'll probably end up getting your balls sued off in New Jersey regardless of what you use.

**army_cobra** · 08-23-2011, 08:14 AM

I carry a bat i had since i was 3 and my S&W 40

**gbrice75** · 08-23-2011, 09:09 AM

Originally Posted by Panzerfaust

For someone so concerned about your personal security you seem to not care about living in such a shitty state that you cannot protect yourself. You better just call the police should anything happen. In a calm demeanor ask the criminal to please halt his attack while you call the police for help. That should work fine.

You'll probably end up getting your balls sued off in New Jersey regardless of what you use.

What can I say, as shitty as Jersey can be, I have some strange kind of connection to it. I don't live in a shitty area at all (well, not anymore) but i'm talking more in general anyway - i.e. on the road, road rage, etc.

On another note - when was your Nazi ass ever in Jersey?

Kidding about the Nazi thing of course.

**auslifta** · 08-24-2011, 08:20 AM

This guy hardly notices the spray

**crazy_rocks** · 08-24-2011, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by auslifta

This guy hardly notices the spray

i cant believe those are real cops. what a bunch a wimpy bitches

**charliemurphy229** · 08-24-2011, 11:28 PM

that guy took a ton of that spray, can't believe it didn't affect him that much.

**Ernst** · 08-25-2011, 02:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rFvR7Bv9Fk

**wmaousley** · 08-25-2011, 03:11 AM

Love the way he utilized his last beer to make his last stand, then he was smart enough to get to the bathroom to flush his eyes. Respect!!!!

**lovbyts** · 08-25-2011, 06:01 AM

I was out with a budy in Montana one time on a drive. We had 2 .22 rifles, .410 shot gun, .510 shot gun, AR15 .223 semi auto with banana clips and a 310 rifle all loaded and all had extra clpps loaded on the seat.

Between the prairie dogs, rabbits, bats, and other critters we managed to get 7 deer and one elk in 2 weeks time. We cured, quartered and cut everything up ourselves from steak down to jerky.

The above was originally typed on what must have been an Ambien night. I dont remember writing it previously and 1/2 of it was unintelligible. LOL

**RaZr** · 08-25-2011, 07:53 AM

Mace is pretty lame, I unloaded an entire can on some prick who beat his wife as an MP. Had to pull out my pr24 and batter some quads. Cs is good unless they know how to use breath control which I was taught in basic training by my drill sgt. Your best bet is a blunt object like a tire iron, no lack of effectiveness with that.