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  1. 11-24-2011, 09:38 PM #1
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    Girl in gym has orgasm

    So im in the gym this is a few weeks ago and this couple comes in. They both look like they can compete I know the guy is a male dancer the girl fake boobies good shape. They start working out as a couple everything is cool. Then the girl gets on the cable row machine and starts hitting it hard. It sounds like a womens tennis match with the volume maxed out. UGH- OH - UGH - OH - UGHHH - UGGHHH - LAST REP UGGGGHH OH MY GOD FK ME HARDER UGGGGGGHHHHHH Ok maybe she didn't say fk me harder but it was the most rediculous shit I have seen in forever in the fkin gym. I mean really ****ing loud moaning. I am not one of those people who give a shit if someone wants to grunt and huff a lot especially if they are moving some weight but this was beyond rediculous it sounded like she was getting GB'd.
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  2. 11-24-2011, 10:20 PM #2
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    Yep. Seen that just the other day. Old hag moaning like she had a foot long in her back quarters. Distracting as hell; mostly because it was funny.
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  3. 11-25-2011, 12:29 AM #3
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    No pics?
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  4. 11-25-2011, 12:31 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    No pics?
    Lol. No pleasssse no.
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  5. 11-25-2011, 12:45 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by xelnaga View Post
    Lol. No pleasssse no.
    not the old hag you were referring to... OP's
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  6. 11-25-2011, 12:54 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    not the old hag you were referring to... OP's
    Lmfao
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  8. 11-25-2011, 06:33 AM #8
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    you tell stories so funny lol nice add with the fk me harder
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  10. 11-25-2011, 10:33 AM #10
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    "OH NO! poor me, a girl with fake tits at the gym sounded like she was having an orgasm! it made me totally soft"


    What are you a homo? haha
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  11. 11-25-2011, 10:39 AM #11
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    So guys I was chillin at the strip club with my boys when this girl walks up to me in is all like "want a lap dance?" and I was all like "eww no I can see you boobies and stuff"....then my boy buys me a lap dance and the striper was all like "Im gunna make you hard" and I was all like "barf, I only get hard at male strip clubs silly"

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    Huh ...Where r u from? Is the guy named Grant and the girl named Jen ? If so what a conincidence.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    it sounded like she was getting GB'd.
    Thanks for the compliment bro!!!
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    As long as she wiped down the equipment after use I don't care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    Thanks for the compliment bro!!!
    name going from noun to verb to adjective in this context= win! *L*
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    So im in the gym this is a few weeks ago and this couple comes in. They both look like they can compete I know the guy is a male dancer the girl fake boobies good shape. They start working out as a couple everything is cool. Then the girl gets on the cable row machine and starts hitting it hard. It sounds like a womens tennis match with the volume maxed out. UGH- OH - UGH - OH - UGHHH - UGGHHH - LAST REP UGGGGHH OH MY GOD FK ME HARDER UGGGGGGHHHHHH Ok maybe she didn't say fk me harder but it was the most rediculous shit I have seen in forever in the fkin gym. I mean really ****ing loud moaning. I am not one of those people who give a shit if someone wants to grunt and huff a lot especially if they are moving some weight but this was beyond rediculous it sounded like she was getting GB'd.
    LMAO cheers mate she put a smile on my face
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  17. 11-25-2011, 04:08 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87 View Post
    As long as she wiped down the equipment after use I don't care.
    You kidding? I'd be on that mofo like the cleaning staff!
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  18. 11-25-2011, 05:26 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    You kidding? I'd be on that mofo like the cleaning staff!
    my nose would be buried in that pad like it was her turd slicer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    my nose would be buried in that pad like it was her turd slicer
    hahah!! super creepy, but so funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    my nose would be buried in that pad like it was her turd slicer
    HAHA!! Ya, not really sure if I should laugh or puke!
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    We're still not talking about the old hag, are we?
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  22. 11-26-2011, 05:57 AM #22
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    ha gets people everytime i say somethign like that. so funny
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    turd slicer hahahaha thats awesome
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    Theres a group of middle aged female bodybuilders at my gym that do the same thing. I'm not talking big sauced up man women either. There natural amateur bodybuilders. They will have one 45 on the sled and you would swear someone was having a baby. It's really annoying and completely unnecessary. I make less noise squatting 405 to the ground than they do on the butt blaster.
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    Tongue punch her fart box next time IMO.
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    Just use your imagination.... the experience will be much more enjoyable next time. lol
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    dude, we were practicing for a up coming movie we are in, part of it calls for her to have an orgasam while working out, sorry if it disturbed you,... I'm sure there are many that will buy the movie..

    link coming once it's for sale..

    again sorry we messed up your workout..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renesis View Post
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    ya tongue stab that turd cutter
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