Buttsex

[Shol'va]

so you blokes are OK with pulling a lttle mud on your dip sticks? or do you insist your woman/parter enema first?

sorry I'm asking the stupd question, just trying to figure you blokes out!

[SexySweetheart]

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[Shol'va]

TR.... anal ease (it numbs the area ) and sex lube (flavored if your affraid of assey taste) and rim play 1st with increasing the digets ,let her take control she can work slowly

Testostrone ... the "gape" only happins when there is a serious amount of pen and the rim is stretched out for long periods or very often, other wise the phyinster (sp?) will close

And were talking bout 8 inches or longer on pen size and six inches around...so I've heard. Butt exercise keeps everything good and tight.

[Testosterone.]

TR.... anal ease (it numbs the area ) and sex lube (flavored if your affraid of assey taste) and rim play 1st with increasing the digets ,let her take control she can work slowly

Testostrone ... the "gape" only happins when there is a serious amount of pen and the rim is stretched out for long periods or very often, other wise the phyinster (sp?) will close

When I say the word "phyinster" I start cracking up. Thanks for the lesson.

[DSM4Life]

[SexySweetheart]

^ lol...reminds me of the scene form "the perfect host"

[Charly Rivers]

free gay lessons wtf

[BigBadWolf]

When I watch free internet porn, often during anal when the guy pulls his cock out, the chicks ass is still the size of his cock. It like stretches her ass out big time. How does a chick crap after something like that? lol

You mean how does she NOT crap after something Like that.

[cherrydrpepper]

in on epic gay thread

you mother ****er

LOL.

Thats the best when you start a thread, leave AR for a week, boom thread still going. Lots of buttsex in full swing

[Sailor Moon]

When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

hahah!

[MeatHead85]

This thread has gotten a bit twisted...

[slfmade]

I can't believe it's still going

[gixxerboy1]

its a board full of guys with a ton of testosterone and your surprised a thread about butt sex goes 3 pages

[slfmade]

True

[lovbyts]

and going.... LOL

[slfmade]

and going.... LOL

OH GOD...I thought it was finally gone and lovbyts comes to the rescue. LOL

[DSM4Life]

Almost had some this weekend.

[Shol'va]

Almost had some this weekend.

I got a hand job this weekend but I had to use my own hand.....

[DSM4Life]

I got a hand job this weekend but I had to use my own hand.....

Nothing wrong with that. Even on days i get sex i still end up jerking off. I have WAY too much natty test in me.

[Spears88]

Nothing wrong with that. Even on days i get sex i still end up jerking off. I have WAY too much natty test in me.

Hell I'd rather beat it. there's no drama that way

You don't have to put up with the wanna cuddle?? na where fwb pls go home now

[Jessgirl]

Lmao,never heard that reply.Have to admit don't like myself,but love my man.....cause when my river is flowing he tears that bungee cord out with his teeth and goes nuts coming up looking like Rambo.....

[Times Roman]

Lmao,never heard that reply.Have to admit don't like myself,but love my man.....cause when my river is flowing he tears that bungee cord out with his teeth and goes nuts coming up looking like Rambo.....

well said.
well, you did say your guy belongs to another board like this, so i'm assuming that means you've got the 411 on how we are around here?

(good answser!!!)

[SexySweetheart]

Lmao,never heard that reply.Have to admit don't like myself,but love my man.....cause when my river is flowing he tears that bungee cord out with his teeth and goes nuts coming up looking like Rambo.....

lmao! THAT was awsome!!
S4MS loves jessgirl!

[RA]

ew..

[Far from massive]

As far as the anal sex and pain stuff, for anyone who honestly does not know. As long as you get the girl guy properly stimulated/lubricated and take you time ensuring that she is totally relaxed the process is usually fairly easy to achieve, keeping in mind if its the girls first time and she is small you may have to settle for partial penetration for a couple of go rounds. If on the other hand the girl is scared and tensed up an you shove you cock up her ass like its a freakn porno movie or a first date at the penitentiary you may very well cause some fairly serious tears of the crypt which is a pretty fvkn common thing to do to anyone much less someone you profess to care about.

Unfortunately this is often the case do to inexperience of both partners and often keeps a girl or guy or from ever enjoying anal sex again due to fear of receiving or causing pain. As far as the whole dirty ass thing...I have seen a great deal of difference in various women I have been with some often had residual crap in their colon others were always completely clean, my current other half being in the second group and also 5'2" and 105 lbs and calls my johnson a "torpedo".... woowhee whats not to like :-)

[yeahbuddy289]

My girlfriend and I do this pretty often. I have found if you properly lube up and set the mood its easy. Also, rubbing the clit while putting it in and during the act will relieve pain and she actually orgasims everytime sometimes multiple times. But we did it a couple days ago and there was blood.... and it hasnt stopped bleeding. She says theres not a lot but im a little concerned this has never happend before. What could it be? And is it anything to worry about? Im feeling pretty bad about it.

[RA]

Just lay on your side behind her and let her put it in. She knows how hard or fast to go at first

[DSM4Life]

Tip #5: Don't eat taco bell for attempting anal.

[RA]

OMG I really laughed hard...not just lol...hard...thanks for the tip

Tip #5: Don't eat taco bell for attempting anal.

[Far from massive]

My girlfriend and I do this pretty often. I have found if you properly lube up and set the mood its easy. Also, rubbing the clit while putting it in and during the act will relieve pain and she actually orgasims everytime sometimes multiple times. But we did it a couple days ago and there was blood.... and it hasnt stopped bleeding. She says theres not a lot but im a little concerned this has never happend before. What could it be? And is it anything to worry about? Im feeling pretty bad about it.

Could be a minor tear/fissure or it could be something much more serious that was not caused rather just irratated by the anal sex, might be a good idea to get a proctologist to take a peek and see whats going on. Its really your call on when/whether to seek treatment, as a guideline if it continues for more than a week you definatly should seek treatment in the meantime age (over 40) would be another indicator and particularly any fever or feelings of illness as this can point to a perforated colon (rare) which is very serious and requires immediate attention. In the meantime a sitz bath (sit her ass in clean hot water) can be purchased that sits on the toilet and connects to the water faucet on the sink. Also a diet rich in soft veggies and devoid of cheese and red meat will ease irratation during the healing process.

FFM

[Razor]

This thread is still going, bunch of Sodemy going around I see

[SexySweetheart]

Just lay on your side behind her and let her put it in. She knows how hard or fast to go at first

^ agree..let her tie your hands up to the bed or if reg bed to the legs, you sit on the edge... and she can run the show

[Cronos]

My gf had never done this before me (which was GREAT motivation for me to do it with her lol). I told her I loved giving anal sex to women on one of those first talks you have when you're getting to know each other on one of your earlier dates. I was pretty thrilled with her response, as she said "I have never tried it, but I'm up for trying anything". That was good enough for me, as I've always been successful at getting girls to let me do this to them, it was nice to have her say she's more than willing to try, easy for me lol. When we first actually did it, about a week later, she actually asked me to do it she was so pumped and excited to try something she'd never tried before. I was pumped for those same reasons, and the fact that she's a gorgeous 21 year old didn't hurt either. I followed all the "rules" as I always have, used LOTS of good lube, anal play and fingers first, went slow with the actual act etc. Anyhow, after it was all said and done, she was in a little pain, but she is quite a ballsy woman sexually. Her main concern during was that we actually did it right, and not half assed it, so any time she felt a lil discomfort, she just told me to keep going and she'd deal with it. What a trooper. Anyway, I am proud to say that I have successfully transformed this girl from a anal virgin into a full blown anal professional lol. I bided my time and incorporated other things to help her along the way (a vibrator on the clit works MAGIC for this by the way), and now we have anal sex at least 3 times a week, and sometimes daily she loves it so much. She ALWAYS orgasms during and says the're some of the most powerful she has. She's graduated into different positions from doggy to missionary to riding me. Hell, yesterday I was having regular intercourse and pulled out just rub around the anal area, and she reached down and just slid me right inside her a$$ and we just carried on lol. In short she's now pretty much pornstar anal quality and I'm definitely loving life

[redz]

Used to give it to my wife quite often but it's been about 4 months since the last time. Gotta love it!

[wmaousley]

Just take your g/f with you and go to the adult store and purchase a strapon sally about the size of your own member and some lube and let her give it to you in the back door while you stroke yourself. That way it's not gay and what goes on in the bedroom stays in the bedroom unless of course you have a camera and connected to the internet. And the bonus is that if you let her do you then you have ammo for doing her as turnabout is fair play.

I have had many women beg me to let them do this to me, WTF is this a womans fantasy?