Buttsex

[Razor]

Yea my gf had 6 laser treatments down there and up her ass so its bare as a baby and my tongue and finger are in her butt regularly

[slfmade]

Yea my gf had 6 laser treatments down there and up her ass so its bare as a baby and my tongue and finger are in her butt regularly

Great now that's gonna be stuck in my head when I meet you guys. LMAO!!!!

[Razor]

Great now that's gonna be stuck in my head when I meet you guys. LMAO!!!!

Haha yea thats fine just dont say a word about it with her around, she would wring my neck!

[slfmade]

LOL...I know better

[gixxerboy1]

just think if we meet and shake hands. My finger may have just been in her ass and i forgot to wash

[Razor]

just think if we meet and shake hands. My finger may have just been in her ass and i forgot to wash

Haha, girls like the ones we have usual have clean asses to begin with
No biggie

[DSM4Life]

I've had both asses and trust me they all love it just the same.

[slfmade]

I've had both asses and trust me they all love it just the same.

Both in terms of Guys and Girls, or clean and dirty??? I'm a bit confused! LOL

[alexISthrowed]

just think if we meet and shake hands. My finger may have just been in her ass and i forgot to wash

That would probably be the most action I'm ever gonna get from your girl, so I would take it.

[songdog]

Yes I am a giver not a taker.Women ONLY!!!

[DeadlyD]

As a wise man once said...."You gotta give that fartbox and good dickpunch!!!!"

Lmfao!!!! .... This is the best thing I've heard in a long time !!!

[DeadlyD]

When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.

Lol...

[DeadlyD]

Ill give it!! But mine is exit only!

[Corpsman]

I am straight as an arrow and I have no problem admitting I like my ass played with. Hey, what feels good, feels good. I am man enough not to be worried that.. OMG someone will find out and think I am gay. Fvck all that. My wife knows just what to do. I am not afraid that one day my wife fingers my ass an the next day I am down at the Flame Bar trying to get Bruce to hook me up on the down-low.

[BigBadWolf]

I had a suppository once. I dont really want to talk about it.

[spywizard]

Yea my gf had 6 laser treatments down there and up her ass so its bare as a baby and my tongue and finger are in her butt regularly

mine's about to do that laser for the puss and butt... can't wait.. but no action, and get that star fish bleached for God's sake...

[spywizard]

I am straight as an arrow and I have no problem admitting I like my ass played with. Hey, what feels good, feels good. I am man enough not to be worried that.. OMG someone will find out and think I am gay. Fvck all that. My wife knows just what to do. I am not afraid that one day my wife fingers my ass an the next day I am down at the Flame Bar trying to get Bruce to hook me up on the down-low.

I hear ya, but sounds like a lot of thought has gone into the "flame bar"...

not that there is anything wrong with that.. but keep on playin brotha..

[gixxerboy1]

mine's about to do that laser for the puss and butt... can't wait.. but no action, and get that star fish bleached for God's sake...

tell her to go to a dermatologist for it. My wife got burned at one of those laser spa places. Supposedly thats pretty common at those types of places

[spywizard]

i had an ex try to get me to try it. It got as far as licking and i didnt like that so it ended there

yep, nothing like smelling your own shit on a girls breath to end the mood..

[DSM4Life]

Both in terms of Guys and Girls, or clean and dirty??? I'm a bit confused! LOL

Guys and girls and they are both just as $hitty.

[NOSUPERMODEL]

why i eat my girls all the time

Same here.

[Shol'va]

I am straight as an arrow and I have no problem admitting I like my ass played with. Hey, what feels good, feels good. I am man enough not to be worried that.. OMG someone will find out and think I am gay. Fvck all that. My wife knows just what to do. I am not afraid that one day my wife fingers my ass an the next day I am down at the Flame Bar trying to get Bruce to hook me up on the down-low.

I lol'd this one, but you'd be surprised how many dudes are so hung up on exactly this fear that once someone touches their back door in any way that from then on they are gay. Life would be a whole lot easier without these labels. It's 2012 folks and if your happy and satisfied doing it with whomever and not hurting anyone then do it. Life is too short to sweat the small stuff...

[Far from massive]

I had a couple of funny experiences with the back door the first one was when I was 16 or so and met a girl and while giving he oral all of a sudden she darted her toungue up my ass and it scared the hell out of me....

The second was when I started dating this really straight college girl when I was 35 and she was 21. It took two weeks of kissing sessions before the first time she let me play with her tits. Well about a month after that she confessed she liked to do some kinky things and not wanting to offend her I am skirting around the various subjects and finally asked if she meant rimming to which she replied "what is rimming" well shyly I explained that it was slowly circling the anus with your tongue ( I was sure this was going to be met with disgust) then she replied..."I do NOT rim"...."I plunge!!!"

Woowee what a wild one she turned out to be ;-)

[SHRUB]

all of a sudden she darted her toungue up my ass and it scared the hell out of me....

Damn near fell off the couch laughing

[Times Roman]

ok.... i hafta ask. not cuz i'm curious, but don't you have to prep ahead of time? i mean, that's a damn dirty hole, aren't you afraid of pulling out some engine oil onthe dipstick?

[DSM4Life]

ok.... i hafta ask. not cuz i'm curious, but don't you have to prep ahead of time? i mean, that's a damn dirty hole, aren't you afraid of pulling out some engine oil onthe dipstick?

Prep before: The prep is pretty straight forward: Take a $hit.

If your going to play in the dirt then prepare to get muddy every once and a while.

[Testosterone.]

I voted no... Several views to piss people off with.

#1 Whats the difference between a girls asshole and a mans? I can't think of any so sounds gay. Does that mean im not open minded? maybe.

#2 I once had a chick tell me she did anal but wouldn't with me because my cock was too big and i'm not bull crapping. She said that big cock hurts the ass and small feels good.

#3 FACT, much easier to catch disease from fecal matter i.e. but sex verses regular sex.

#4, Refer to number #1..


Then again I piss in the sink so wtf do I know...

[Eddie_m63]

Ill give it!! But mine is exit only!

A lot of people like to brake rules.

[DSM4Life]

I voted no... Several views to piss people off with.

#1 Whats the difference between a girls asshole and a mans? I can't think of any so sounds gay. Does that mean im not open minded? maybe.

#2 I once had a chick tell me she did anal but wouldn't with me because my cock was too big and i'm not bull crapping. She said that big cock hurts the ass and small feels good.

#3 FACT, much easier to catch disease from fecal matter i.e. but sex verses regular sex.

#4, Refer to number #1..


Then again I piss in the sink so wtf do I know...

You pee in the sink, eww you sicko.

I am off to eat my bf @$$hole.

[gixxerboy1]

You pee in the sink, eww you sicko.

I am off to eat haz's @$$hole.

Fixed

[DSM4Life]

Fixed

He shaves it which is nice.

[mirin_serratus]

in on epic gay thread

[JD250]

all of a sudden she darted her toungue up my ass and it scared the hell out of me....

I suppose that somewhere there is a short list of things that scare the hell out of men, but a girls tongue darting up your ass ????? Can't be that scary can it? LOL

[Times Roman]

so you blokes are OK with pulling a lttle mud on your dip sticks? or do you insist your woman/parter enema first?

sorry I'm asking the stupd question, just trying to figure you blokes out!

[lovbyts]

so you blokes are OK with pulling a lttle mud on your dip sticks? or do you insist your woman/parter enema first?

sorry I'm asking the stupd question, just trying to figure you blokes out!

Do it in the shower and you are less likely to ever see anything dark and you can wash it off before looking. LOL

The couple of times I have I guess I have been lucky because I never saw anything.

[Times Roman]

Well, i must admit i tried it once with the GF. Neither of us had tried before. Ended up hurting her, and it scared me a little. That was 30 years ago, and never tried it since. Part out of fear of hurting someone again. For me, seeing a woman in pain is something I get no pleasure from.

[Testosterone.]

When I watch free internet porn, often during anal when the guy pulls his cock out, the chicks ass is still the size of his cock. It like stretches her ass out big time. How does a chick crap after something like that? lol

[Times Roman]

^geez mate! it stretches back.

really?

[Testosterone.]

^geez mate! it stretches back.

really?

After how long? Not right away!

[Shol'va]

After how long? Not right away!

Well go try it with someone and get a flashlight and watch her/his backdoor hole till it closes again and report to us on here.