Poon hunter

[cherrydrpepper]

Need help from some of the professional poon hunters on here

#1 If you are going to try to slam something Friday night, how many days before do you stop jacking off. Obviously you need to find a healthy balance. You want to give her a nice big.. but you don't want to be busting wood while you are kicking it to her or grinding on her

#2 In this example, how many days before Friday do you shave your chest, arms and lower areas in case you get an ingrown hair? I get in the shower, wash with bar of soap, put on shaving cream, shave and go to bed, and still sometimes I will get a nasty ingrown hair.

#3 Is it possible to open a set with a larger group of women, say 4-5, by yourself, and if so what tips can you give. Do you wait til your target is by herself at the bar or something?

#4 When you enter a club or bar and scout the area, how much time do you waste if its dead hoping something will show up before moving to the next spot? I'm in a small/medium area. Seems like its a lot easier in the bigger towns and in cities because theres more women going out dancing and whatnot. On this same note, do you try to keep up with what the hot spot is each night for the women?

#5 Do you have a traditional workout before you go on the hunt i.e. arm day or chest day?

I could bump one of my other threads but its been slow in here lately so I figure you guys might not bust my balls too hard.

[alexISthrowed]

Need help from some of the professional poon hunters on here

#1 If you are going to try to slam something Friday night, how many days before do you stop jacking off. Obviously you need to find a healthy balance. You want to give her a nice big.. but you don't want to be busting wood while you are kicking it to her or grinding on her

I'll jack off 6-7 times in a row and still blow like a pornstar

#2 In this example, how many days before Friday do you shave your chest, arms and lower areas in case you get an ingrown hair? I get in the shower, wash with bar of soap, put on shaving cream, shave and go to bed, and still sometimes I will get a nasty ingrown hair.

Get her drunk

#3 Is it possible to open a set with a larger group of women, say 4-5, by yourself, and if so what tips can you give. Do you wait til your target is by herself at the bar or something?

They shall all be drunk

#4 When you enter a club or bar and scout the area, how much time do you waste if its dead hoping something will show up before moving to the next spot? I'm in a small/medium area. Seems like its a lot easier in the bigger towns and in cities because theres more women going out dancing and whatnot. On this same note, do you try to keep up with what the hot spot is each night for the women?

2 mins on to the next one


#5 Do you have a traditional workout before you go on the hunt i.e. arm day or chest day?

I jack off 3 times then do some sit ups

I could bump one of my other threads but its been slow in here lately so I figure you guys might not bust my balls too hard.

pm me for more awesome advice

[cherrydrpepper]

Well at least we got get her drunk out of the way. That blanket statement shall encompass rufies, clubbing her over the head, other substances not allowed to talk about, using superpowers on her to blast her clothes off, etc etc

[JD250]

You young guys and all your schemes.......Back in the 80s, I know some of you have heard about the 80s right? Anyways, we were at a ski resort town sittin in a bar and a similar conversation ensued when one of my buddies promptly announced that he had the best way to pick up women in a place like that, of course we were all ears, so he lays out one of the most profound theories about picking up women that I've ever heard and it doesn't involve any of the nonsense revealed in this thread, it's much easier. He looked around the room and said that he picks out 10 hot women that he wants to take home and then simply goes up to them one by one and politely asks if they would like to go back to his room and fvck......he made it to #4 that night. Damndest thing I ever saw! Give it a try.

[Times Roman]

^has it worked for you? I'm assuming you gave it a try at one point or another?

[gixxerboy1]

as to #3 yes it is. I check out their actions first. If they seem like they are trying to keep it a girls night then i dont go. But if they look like they are trying to have fun i will go up. I dont single one out. If you do then you are done. I just let things happen.

[Sgt. Hartman]

You young guys and all your schemes.......Back in the 80s, I know some of you have heard about the 80s right? Anyways, we were at a ski resort town sittin in a bar and a similar conversation ensued when one of my buddies promptly announced that he had the best way to pick up women in a place like that, of course we were all ears, so he lays out one of the most profound theories about picking up women that I've ever heard and it doesn't involve any of the nonsense revealed in this thread, it's much easier. He looked around the room and said that he picks out 10 hot women that he wants to take home and then simply goes up to them one by one and politely asks if they would like to go back to his room and fvck......he made it to #4 that night. Damndest thing I ever saw! Give it a try.

I agree. I have a buddy who we always make fun of cause he's kind of a douche bag but he's the type of guy that goes up to every hot girl he sees and talks to them. He gets turned down and looks like a retard 90% of the time but he never goes home alone. 1 out of 10 isn't a very good ratio but if you can take rejection (which I can't) it's a pretty fool proof method.

[Hoggage_54]

[JD250]

^has it worked for you? I'm assuming you gave it a try at one point or another?

LOL I've never been much of a man whore but I assure you I've seen this guy, who is average looking at best even kinda skinny, with more women than I have ever been with, not really the kinda girls you would take home to meet mom but it certainly worked well for him. He's been married for years now to some gal he met in church I think, I always wondered if that system worked in church, apparently so.

[spywizard]

easiest way to get poon....

walk up to a woman and say "how would you like to have the most crazy intense sex of your whole life"

you'll get slapped a lot, but you will get the "poon"..

[JD250]

^^^^^it's true

[rippedfromabove]

You young guys and all your schemes.......Back in the 80s, I know some of you have heard about the 80s right? Anyways, we were at a ski resort town sittin in a bar and a similar conversation ensued when one of my buddies promptly announced that he had the best way to pick up women in a place like that, of course we were all ears, so he lays out one of the most profound theories about picking up women that I've ever heard and it doesn't involve any of the nonsense revealed in this thread, it's much easier. He looked around the room and said that he picks out 10 hot women that he wants to take home and then simply goes up to them one by one and politely asks if they would like to go back to his room and fvck......he made it to #4 that night. Damndest thing I ever saw! Give it a try.

Are you serious? That works?

[Porky]

You young guys and all your schemes.......Back in the 80s, I know some of you have heard about the 80s right? Anyways, we were at a ski resort town sittin in a bar and a similar conversation ensued when one of my buddies promptly announced that he had the best way to pick up women in a place like that, of course we were all ears, so he lays out one of the most profound theories about picking up women that I've ever heard and it doesn't involve any of the nonsense revealed in this thread, it's much easier. He looked around the room and said that he picks out 10 hot women that he wants to take home and then simply goes up to them one by one and politely asks if they would like to go back to his room and fvck......he made it to #4 that night. Damndest thing I ever saw! Give it a try.

that is ballsy but i like the idea . if i can work up enough courage i will try that , the 80's rocked

[Honkey_Kong]

You know what works better is going to a bar as a regular and just making friends with several people that are either also regulars or work there. These guys will serve to make you appear of high social worth, the popular guy. That way when you come in a different night looking for broads, they notice everybody saying "hi" to you and in their heads, you automatically are above the average dude who is going to hit on them that night. You'll be surprised how many chicks will be after you.

that is ballsy but i like the idea . if i can work up enough courage i will try that , the 80's rocked

Dude, the 80's were cool if you liked listening to shitty music and dressing like an assclown in drag.

[gixxerboy1]

know whats works if you goto a place that nobody knows you. Say you just moved there. Yuo dont look like less social worth because you dont know anyone. You look outgoing because you are out meeting knew people. And it doesnt come across as you are hitting on them. (at first at least) If the place is empty ask "i just moved here what nights are good here or when does it get busy" Ask where else there is to go or what else there is to do around the area. That will reveal what they like and what they are into. If you sit and talk with them long enough you will get offered to show you around

[JD250]

Dude, the 80's were cool if you liked listening to shitty music and dressing like an assclown in drag.

LOL.....yep, those are the 80s I remember. Actually it wasn't entirely like that, a couple good things were that there wasn't rap on the radio constantly and the chicks had big hair and big boobies....it was the law back then, at least that's how I remember the little bit of it that I can recall.

[calgarian]

Chloroform works best I have been told.....Never tried it but soon I will

[spywizard]

LOL.....yep, those are the 80s I remember. Actually it wasn't entirely like that, a couple good things were that there wasn't rap on the radio constantly and the chicks had big hair and big boobies....it was the law back then, at least that's how I remember the little bit of it that I can recall.

and don't forget in the early 80's.. no one used condoms... AIDS crap didn't start til the mid/late 80s.. so rappers got that goin for ya..

[JD250]

^^^^ LOL I remember talk of AIDS in the mid 80s.......Gawd what a bunch of misinformed fools we were.

[Honkey_Kong]

^^^^ LOL I remember talk of AIDS in the mid 80s.......Gawd what a bunch of misinformed fools we were.

They needed something to scare the general population with. Russia wasn't much of a threat anymore.