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  1. 02-01-2012, 11:11 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos View Post
    You started a thread on a steroid forum asking for advice on finding chicks... I think that answers your question.

    As to the rest... you've been given advice (that works) but are too proud to take it.

    Dating sites work. Especially for guys like you who are awkward socially. You can meet hot chicks there who are also awkward socially, or tired of meeting assholes.

    So, suck it up... or find new hobbies. Instead of spending hours building stuff indoors, maybe you can spend a couple hours building relationships outdoors...and/or interacting with people.
    OUCH....i remember you get cranky when you are hungry.....are you hungry Nark?
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  2. 02-01-2012, 11:56 AM #42
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    Gym:

    Stick to your dreams....
    There are some very nice girls out there

    Many who are also looking for the same things you are. Perhaps switch things up a bit by taking a different route and you might find her right around the corner.

    Good luck to you~
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  3. 02-01-2012, 12:13 PM #43
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    Just buy a penis pump for gawds sake and get it over..
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  4. 02-01-2012, 01:53 PM #44
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    LMFAO ... you got shears in the company or something mate ? ..lol
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  5. 02-01-2012, 02:08 PM #45
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    The ones on dating websites with no pictures lol.

    Naw, just out and about. Where do you wish a girl would talk to you? Do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Dude forget women are not that great, I just went and got a electric penis pump, feels like a a blow job for hours, screw getting a girl from now on it got this thing.
    I needed a pick me up and I got it.
    Bring it with you to your Vegas meet for the Bro´s to try. You guys might never leave the hotelroom.
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  7. 02-01-2012, 02:20 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr.
    No im dead serious. Read this thing
    http://ctc-company.com/product_info....roducts_id=203
    THE DEEP THROAT DEVELOPER SYSTEM

    A special control valve allows you to precisely regulate the level of vacuum desired. The moment that you slip on your new custom expansion chamber, you'll know that you made the Best Choice! Not only will the system length and thicken your penis with its controlled suction it will provide an erotic sucking, pulsating and throbbing sensation as euphoric as any deep-throat job you've ever had.

    Just lay back and enjoy, and develop your cock to stud-like proportions and get the "Ultimate" suck job at the same time!

    Why the fvck not!
    Gotta let us know how that thing works... for $400 it better give 1 hell of a bj
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    Gym you know how the Universe work's bro. It is a wonderful device that gives you what you want. It is alway's listening to your thought's and what you want. So If you want a girl then LISTEN to the feedback.

    You seem stuck doing the same thing. So you will alway's get the same. If you want something different then do something different. It sounds simple and it is. BTW girls don't bite so just talk to them and show them you care about them. Everyone want's somebody to care about them.

    Now go out there and get um.
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  9. 02-01-2012, 02:55 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flier View Post
    Bring it with you to your Vegas meet for the Bro´s to try. You guys might never leave the hotelroom.
    HAHAHA but Sholv and DSM are not invited!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Gotta let us know how that thing works... for $400 it better give 1 hell of a bj
    Its math, how many blow jobs and how much money, on many women, or woman would it take to be worth $400? After that its free right?
    This way you bought it for yourself and will give you way less headache. And move on to better things like working out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    HAHAHA but Sholv and DSM are not invited!!!!
    Lol...they wouldn´t know what to do with it.
    In absence of instructions, they might try to stick it up their ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post

    Its math, how many blow jobs and how much money, on many women, or woman would it take to be worth $400? After that its free right?
    This way you bought it for yourself and will give you way less headache. And move on to better things like working out.
    Please tell me you didnt just say that...............if you live close by i would come and kick ur butt.
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  13. 02-01-2012, 08:21 PM #53
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    I wouldnt try meeting one @ a spelling bee... (were vs where)

    just busting your balls man... no where to meet a good girl. Just like theres no garaunteed good place for a woman to meet nice guys. So many people out there are trying to find someone that they go out of their usual playgrounds so everything just spills over. I wouldnt even know what to consider "nice" anymore.
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  14. 02-01-2012, 10:06 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gym_ View Post
    Were to Meet a nice Girl .. So ive been out of the dating game for about 20yrs...
    I hate clubs and pubs... i would like to meet a nice Milf with out wired piercings and FFS no tats ..

    Some one drug and smoke free.. some one with out metal issues thats nut hung up over her last boy friend ..
    Some thats kind and gentle, Funny and smart... not dominate but knows what she wants..
    Some one who's not fat but not skinny...
    Some one.... O fuk it who am i kidding... i give up already ...


    No seriously were the hell do u meet a nice girl theses days
    what's wrong with tattts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Its math, how many blow jobs and how much money, on many women, or woman would it take to be worth $400? After that its free right?
    This way you bought it for yourself and will give you way less headache. And move on to better things like working out.
    While I don't think I'd ever stick my penis in an artificial blow job machine..... I can see where you're comming from LMAO!

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  16. 02-01-2012, 10:40 PM #56
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    You can meet someone pretty much anywhere, i met my girlfriend at my other job we been togheter for 7 years now going great.

    Meeting the right persone can happen anywhere, finding someone is not that hard, its keeping the flame alive that is.

    I guess i must have been lucky because after 7 years i still get butterflies in the stomach when i look at my gf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    what's wrong with tattts?
    On a chick ? Everthing ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    While I don't think I'd ever stick my penis in an artificial blow job machine..... I can see where you're comming from LMAO!

    ~Haz~
    Mines in one everrnight and im doing great
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  19. 02-01-2012, 10:58 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gym_ View Post
    On a chick ? Everthing ...
    there is plenty of good girls with a tat.
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong
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    Do you RAZR take this dick sucking machine to be your lawfully wedded wife...
    Though the good .. the bad as long as your dick is hard....
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    there is plenty of good girls with a tat.
    Narh not my cup of tea brother
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  22. 02-01-2012, 11:03 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gym_ View Post
    Do you RAZR take this dick sucking machine to be your lawfully wedded wife...
    Though the good .. the bad as long as your dick is hard....
    I do!!
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  23. 02-01-2012, 11:14 PM #63
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    Lmfao !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yannick35
    You can meet someone pretty much anywhere, i met my girlfriend at my other job we been togheter for 7 years now going great.

    Meeting the right persone can happen anywhere, finding someone is not that hard, its keeping the flame alive that is.

    I guess i must have been lucky because after 7 years i still get butterflies in the stomach when i look at my gf.
    I agree, people dont have to out their way trying to find a good girl, when the time comes it comes. Like my sister she met her fiancé at work, wedding is this summer they make a good couple and couldnt be happier for both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gym_ View Post
    On a chick ? Everthing ...
    A tramp stamp can be kind of sexy. And if you notice a chick has one, you know she puts out with little effort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Mines in one everrnight and im doing great
    With my luck it wouldn't let go and I'd wined up in the hospital surrounded by hot nurses laughing at my crushed penis. no thanks ill just stick to meeting girls on campus. i might still wined up in the hospital for my penis but at least people will know I'm getting some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Awesome_Archy View Post
    With my luck it wouldn't let go and I'd wined up in the hospital surrounded by hot nurses laughing at my crushed penis. no thanks ill just stick to meeting girls on campus. i might still wined up in the hospital for my penis but at least people will know I'm getting some.
    Crushed, how the hell would that happen? It gets bigger not smaller broski!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    A tramp stamp can be kind of sexy. And if you notice a chick has one, you know she puts out with little effort.
    Yeah not for me mate... major turn off...
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    LOL !!! yerp... about the size of it to mate... having a shlong stuck in some wired ass pump and having every student nurse and doctor taking a tour of what a fukin retard you are...

    Be like having a dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner or something whilst siting in the ER
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    lolz u think u could keep it hard in a pump be a mission might get a little c*ck shy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    Not the health department!!!
    I don't know about that kong...

    I meet a nice nurse at the health department once. She took one look at my shlonge and that was good enough for her.

    (oh yeah...the negative STD test might have helped too).


    ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by tcw View Post
    I meet a nice nurse at the health department once. She took one look at my shlonge and that was good enough for her.
    I said to the ER nurse that i have a problem with my foot... she said well give us a look.... so i took out my dick and showed her...
    She said " THAT IS NOT YOUR FOOT "
    I said its Fuking 12 inches ant it !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    aa meetings
    Same thing as a bar...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronzer View Post
    Same thing as a bar...lol
    lol! free cookies at aa meetings though!
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    GO TO CHURCH OR A GAY BAR..........................WORKS EVERYTIME!!!! (just make sure you stop by the confession stand on your way out and pray for forgiveness on your real intention there) lol
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    library or grocery store are great places to meet women
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    library chicks are freaky! do you remember that movie Tom Cats
    http://www.zimbio.com/watch/s2bbKdbk...nnon+Elizabeth

    The sadist Librarian!
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    go to sexual addict meeting and get the one that just joined......she will break. So there you go you can thank me later.
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