I got flowers delivered and they are not from my Wife.....What should I do?

[MAJOR25]

Just like the tittle says...I just got flowers and they are not from my wife....what should I do.....my female co-workers know my wife too....damn......I need some real good help....

[HitIt]

maybe your wife is testing you to see if you'll tell her about it...scandalous!

[marcus300]

Change the card and give them to your wife

[MAJOR25]

no.....i recognized the handwriting...is my ex....

[SlimmerMe]

You are in a pickle....

[MAJOR25]

I like that idea......how bout the co-workers....I wonder if they are going to tell her...? this sucks...

[MAJOR25]

thanks a lot....

[HitIt]

well you have to tell your wife..and then go from there...

[DSM4Life]

Throw them out and forget about it. Act as if you never received them.

[MAJOR25]

You are in a pickle....

thanks

[MAJOR25]

well you have to tell your wife..and then go from there...

this is so wrong......why would she do that.....

[HitIt]

if you give them to your wife you'll need to tell her where they came from, because if you give them to her without telling her their origin and she finds out later, you'll be in more than a pickle

[SlimmerMe]

Do not give the flowers to your wife. Period.

[DSM4Life]

If you give them to your wife and get caught you better have a good lawyer.

[HitIt]

Do not give the flowers to your wife. Period.

lol i concur...but IF he does, he'd better come clean

[jasc]

Hmm got yourself a situation there.. you could:

1) Rip the tag out and say you received them in error..

2) say you ordered them for your wife n they got the ship to address mixed up.. instead of delivering to your wife, they accidently sent them to your work (you used a work cc, hense she won't see it on your personal cc statement n they delivered to the "bill to" address"

Whatever you do, do not let the co-workers tell her first, you'll automatically look guilty. (unless you go with option 2. then if they say something before you give em to her, act like they ruined your suprise)

*edit crazy ex

[MAJOR25]

if you give them to your wife you'll need to tell her where they came from, because if you give them to her without telling her their origin and she finds out later, you'll be in more than a pickle

how would she react

[chi]

use the flowers to wipe your ass with, stems of course, hopefully they are roses with thorns on them but I bet they are daises.

[SlimmerMe]

Throw 'em out. And if for some reason your wife is indeed the trickster and is testing you then you say since they were not from her they meant nothing to you. Or give to a male co-worker who is desperate.

If she finds out they are from your X then you say, the flowers needed to go where they belonged.

[jasc]

If she knows that your ex is nuts.. just come clean n say she sent them

[MAJOR25]

Hmm got yourself a situation there.. you could:

1) Rip the tag out and say you received them in error..

2) say you ordered them for your wife n they got the ship to address mixed up.. instead of delivering to your wife, they accidently sent them to your work (you used a work cc, hense she won't see it on your personal cc statement n they delivered to the "bill to" address"

Whatever you do, do not let the co-workers tell her first, you'll automatically look guilty. (unless you go with option 2. then if they say something before you give em to her, act like they ruined your suprise)

*edit crazy ex

I got a wife and two kids........I would never do something so stupid like that.......I love my wife.....I did had a crazy ex tho......

[HitIt]

how would she react

i think she'll be pissed either way.

honesty is the best policy, meaning you should toss them and tell your wife. anything else is game playing. just reverse the situation and ask yourself if you would want to know if your wife recieved some gift from an ex. or if you think it would be cool if she hid it from you, and then you find out later from her coworker...all jokes aside, this is a no brainer. sounds like your ex is ****ing with your marriage to me. question is, will you allow it?

[domeyeahaigh]

1) Tell your wife you received flowers from an unknown source at work
2) tell your wife you do not know where they came from..

leave it at that...

[DSM4Life]

Pictures or it never happened.

[jasc]

I got a wife and two kids........I would never do something so stupid like that.......I love my wife.....I did had a crazy ex tho......

Probably a good idea.. I wrote that before I saw it was from an ex.. originally thought u had something on the side n needed to cover for it

[chi]

take the flowers dry them out and tie them up
douse them in gasoline and then light them on fire
throw them at your exes house and shit on her front stoop
make sure you shit first before you light them on fire because you do not want to get caught in an unflattering position

[MAJOR25]

I wonder if my co-workers will cover for me?

[chi]

dude I bet you still talk to her or have some sort of relationship with her don't you?

[MAJOR25]

dude I bet you still talk to her or have some sort of relationship with her don't you?

like I said earlier......I'm not that stupid.....I got too much to lose....

[DSM4Life]

If you don't know what to do then your not old enough to be on this forum. There i said it.

[MAJOR25]

If you don't know what to do then your not old enough to be on this forum. There i said it.

Bro...I never been in this situation.....ever........I just better come clean.....I have nothing to hide.

[DSM4Life]

Bro...I never been in this situation.....ever........I just better come clean.....I have nothing to hide.

If you have nothing to hide then why are you hiding?

[tcw]

...you're a sneaky SOB Marcus....didn't know that about you!

(but i like that idea....yep...that's what i would do)



LOL...

Change the card and give them to your wife

[MAJOR25]

...you're a sneaky SOB Marcus....didn't know that about you!

(but i like that idea....yep...that's what i would do)



LOL...

this sucks.....

[redz]

Bang your ex in the ass. Then tell her she is crazy and never speak with her again.

[tcw]

this sucks.....

Why...?

...don't let them flowers go to waste!

[SlimmerMe]

I repeat. throw them out.

If you confess now on the eve of Valentines then your wife's monkey mind will go into overtime and her day will be ruined.
If and when she finds out later then simply tell her you tossed them in the trash asap and just didn't want to ruin her valentines by tainting it with the past. While telling her this hug her tight whispering she is the only woman and ever will be. That you wanted to respect her day with romance and not drama. And have a hand written poem ready to unfold in your pocket. A simple little poem. Doesn't even have to rhyme. Something from your heart.

take the flowers to a nursing home if that will make you feel better....

[chi]

like I said earlier......I'm not that stupid.....I got too much to lose....

ok dude she is just going to send you flowers? come on man get real if you are worried about it then you are hiding something.

If you don't know what to do then your not old enough to be on this forum. There i said it.

agreed this isn't a tough situation either you have something to hide or something like this has happened before and you didn't nip in the bud then.

Kind of a weenie man

[chi]

Bang your ex in the ass. Then tell her she is crazy and never speak with her again.

^^^^^this is why you are a knowledgeable member

[MAJOR25]

ok dude she is just going to send you flowers? come on man get real if you are worried about it then you are hiding something.





agreed this isn't a tough situation either you have something to hide or something like this has happened before and you didn't nip in the bud then.

Kind of a weenie man

that's why I'm just gonna tell her.....I have nothing to hide....the only thing is that I don't want to ruin my wife's v-day. if it was the other way I guess I would always remember v-day as the day my wife got flowers from some one.......that is not what I want.....I guess I got a lot of thinking on how I'm going to tell her.....