any guys here willing to admit to having a small dick?

[Razor]

I need validation from others so I the more people I've slept with, the better I felt. They're all ONSs--no repeats except for a few.

Bro if a girl thinks your too small, she's got bigger issues and the problem is not you. She must like getting DP'd by king kong..move on to the next. A real girl cares about you, not the size of you penis.

[jpowell]

this thread is super funny. i like how the bros start out wondering wtf the op was thinking, but then as time progresses, gives in and answers these dumb questions.

[gixxerboy1]

Bro if a girl thinks your too small, she's got bigger issues and the problem is not you. She must like getting DP'd by king kong..move on to the next. A real girl cares about you, not the size of you penis.

bullshit. Sex is as important in a relationship as anything else. I'm sorry if the sex sucks in a relationship im not staying in it.

[slfmade]

Bro if a girl thinks your too small, she's got bigger issues and the problem is not you. She must like getting DP'd by Honkey_Kong..move on to the next. A real girl cares about you, not the size of you penis.

Sound like you know from experience. Didn't I tell you to stop that! LMAO

[Razor]

bullshit. Sex is as important in a relationship as anything else. I'm sorry if the sex sucks in a relationship im not staying in it.

So your saying the only way to having good sex is a big penis, I call bullshit on that.

Sound like you know from experience. Didn't I tell you to stop that! LMAO

Don't make me put the Happy sock back up..I will

[xelnaga]

OK who here has has asked a girl "can i stick it in your ass" and they say no?
Yea dont feel to great.

I never lead with that. Usually I send in the finger regiment, before I attempt to send the whole brigade.

[gixxerboy1]

So your saying the only way to having good sex is a big penis, I call bullshit on that.



Don't make me put the Happy sock back up..I will

no. but if its very small and its not working for her then i wouldnt blame her for leaving

[Vettester]

one did, out of 75-100. But, still--once is one too many.

Well, there's always going to be that 1 out 100 that is going to be cruel, regardless of your package or who you are. She was probably sleeping with a Shetland pony anyways, so no matter what she was going to tear you down. Rise above it (no pun)!

[Razor]

I never lead with that. Usually I send in the finger regiment, before I attempt to send the whole brigade.

lol, yea I tried the finger thing for a while with the last flusy Summer...I got the finger in a lot, but she said no way was I sticking johnson in there.
I don't even know why I care anymore about sticking it in girls asses, it must some sort of sick domination aspect or something...

[Honkey_Kong]

If thats not HOS material what is

Bro at 20 its gross cause you haven't done a lot. At 30 its a necessity for hot sex. I think Randy in South Park put it best:

"I need the Internet to jack off. I... got used to being able to see anything at the click of a button, you know? Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy."

I don't really get off to Japanese girls puking in each others mouths so Im assuming that happens around 40?

There are plenty of other things you can do to some ho besides blasting her in the ass.

And as far as Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths. On xvideos.com, you can't cant even see anything. They blur it out. I think the posters just recorded it off TV.

[Razor]

no. but if its very small and its not working for her then i wouldnt blame her for leaving

I dont think this guy is that bad off.

[gixxerboy1]

OK who here has has asked a girl "can i stick it in your ass" and they say no?
Yea dont feel to great.

i have. Whats the big deal if they so no. Its not a personal insult

you work at it. When 69ing start by licking her ass. she isnt going to say stop. Then you slip in a finger. Then next time 2 and so on

[exogen]

what's considered very small?

no. but if its very small and its not working for her then i wouldnt blame her for leaving

[Razor]

Like 4-5"

[gixxerboy1]

what's considered very small?

1 inch bigger then yours

[Razor]

i have. Whats the big deal if they so no. Its not a personal insult

you work at it. When 69ing start by licking her ass. she isnt going to say stop. Then you slip in a finger. Then next time 2 and so on

You think I have not though and done that? Dude Im not arguing with you. Be great to have a gf who begged me to stick in there ass..32 down and counting and I have not found one like that.

[gixxerboy1]

I dont think this guy is that bad off.

i wont stay with a girl with small tits.

[Razor]

i wont stay with a girl with small tits.

When I made that tits or ass thread you voted tits or ass?
My gf has 32DD and I could care less, I'm all about the ass even if I cant get my dick in it.

[gixxerboy1]

When I made that tits or ass thread you voted tits or ass?
My gf has 32DD and I could care less, I'm all about the ass even if I cant get my dick in it.

prob tits. They have to have both. I've hung out with hot girls with small boobs. I get bored.

[Vettester]

what's considered very small?

1 inch bigger then yours

rolmfa!!

[Razor]

prob tits. They have to have both. I've hung out with hot girls with small boobs. I get bored.

To me, the tits get in the way and I get bored, grabbing nice ass when your hammering a girl from behind. Does not get better than that.
I think tits are great to look at in nice clothes and stuff, but in bed, I get no benefit. I had 3 gf's with huge tits, one had borderline F's,
the ex had 34 DD and current has 32DD. Nothing there for me other than eye candy. Most of the time I told them to keep there bra and shirt on
cause I didn't want to deal with them.

[gixxerboy1]

Where they real or fake. Most big real ones arent great IMO. Thats who i only date girls with implants. Great to look at and grab while they are riding you. Nothing better then looking up when you are going down on here and 2 big tits pointing up

[Razor]

Where they real or fake. Most big real ones arent great IMO. Thats who i only date girls with implants. Great to look at and grab while they are riding you. Nothing better then looking up when you are going down on here and 2 big tits pointing up

I agree with that. The girl with F's flattened out like pancakes on her back and her nipples were gross. The ex with 34DD where fake, I liked them cause I paid for them, i have to say I liked those the most. My current gf is so young they perk up and no sagging, but your right fake is the best.

[Sgt. Hartman]

To me, the tits get in the way and I get bored, grabbing nice ass when your hammering a girl from behind. Does not get better than that.
I think tits are great to look at in nice clothes and stuff, but in bed, I get no benefit. I had 3 gf's with huge tits, one had borderline F's,
the ex had 34 DD and current has 32DD. Nothing there for me other than eye candy. Most of the time I told them to keep there bra and shirt on
cause I didn't want to deal with them.

Are you scared of them?

[Razor]

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Are you scared of them?

Yes I am lol

[xelnaga]

I don't like bit tits at all. I prefer a dancer's body. Dancer's bodies have a longer shelf life that other set ups.

[Hazard]

I'm an ass man all the way..... Would I prefer both? Ofcoarse.... because big tits wont hurt. They just don't do anything for me..... other than the fact that the're nice to look at sometimes. I HATE when a girl has super sensitive tits and always wants em played with..... I'd rather be spreadin her ass than playin with her nipple LMFAO!

~Haz~

[Razor]

I'm an ass man all the way..... Would I prefer both? Ofcoarse.... because big tits wont hurt. They just don't do anything for me..... other than the fact that the're nice to look at sometimes. I HATE when a girl has super sensitive tits and always wants em played with..... I'd rather be spreadin her ass than playin with her nipple LMFAO!

~Haz~

fcking A right

[Hazard]

i have. Whats the big deal if they so no. Its not a personal insult

you work at it. When 69ing start by licking her ass. she isnt going to say stop. Then you slip in a finger. Then next time 2 and so on

^^^^ THIS ^^^^

Even if you're too scared to lick her asshole just lick the bottom of her vag and get close to it..... see what she does. If she squirms a bit.... don't push it. If she doesn't seem to mind.... give the turd cutter a lick and sqeeze her ass right after and breath heavy on her chach like it turned you on A LOT. If she cares about what turns you on AT ALL..... she'll keep letting u lick it. This progresses into fingers..... followed up with cream pies lol!

~Haz~

[stack_it]

You think I have not though and done that? Dude Im not arguing with you. Be great to have a gf who begged me to stick in there ass..32 down and counting and I have not found one like that.

Just remember it's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is or permission!

[Honkey_Kong]

I don't like bit tits at all. I prefer a dancer's body. Dancer's bodies have a longer shelf life that other set ups.

Some chick's bodies need big tits. On some a smaller perky pair is what does it right. But all chicks need a nice ass.

[JD250]

I'm gonna write a fvcking book about this shit and all you snapper heads, I'll be a millionaire.....well maybe a thousandaire, you goofy sonsabitches make me laugh!!

[xelnaga]

Just remember it's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is or permission!

I found one a year ago. I banged her ass more than any other hole.

[Razor]

I found one a year ago. I banged her ass more than any other hole.

HAHHAHA you dirty dog

[Honkey_Kong]

HAHHAHA you dirty dog

Dude Razr, you know what you could do. Just bang your gf doggy-style. Then when you're about to splooge, stick it in her ass, tap her on the shoulder and punch her in the face when she looks back. I mean don't give her a KO punch or anything, just enough to get her whole body to tighten up from the shock.

[exogen]

Gee thanks, meatheads.

rolmfa!!

[DSM4Life]

[exogen]

That the best you got?

[Jessgirl]

Don't care if your 5",6",8" , or 12"..........Doesn't mean Jack S*** if you don't know how to really please your girl=)

[DSM4Life]

Trust me bigger is not always better.