Stupidiest Email I have ever got

**Razor** · 06-05-2012, 05:27 PM

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I think they were trying to sell me and spam me with viagra . I dont even know how you can read this.

**Times Roman** · 06-05-2012, 05:29 PM

i've received a few just like this, makes absolutely no sense at all

they must track somehow if you open your email, thereby validating your email address?

**ironbeck** · 06-05-2012, 05:29 PM

It probably is loaded with a virus, you had better scan your pc.

**gixxerboy1** · 06-05-2012, 05:33 PM

apparently they arent as stupid as you think. Like the other's said their goal was to get you to open it. It didnt matter what it said. And YOU did.

And for some reason felt the need to post it.

**Razor** · 06-05-2012, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by ironbeck

It probably is loaded with a virus, you had better scan your pc.

Haha no virus's for me plus Im on my iPad. But watch out guys for this kinda stuff. It had a link to a canadian pharmacy, so be careful

**< <Samson> >** · 06-05-2012, 08:24 PM

Yeah, those dildos sell your info like no other.

Just one of them gets it and you will have these forever.

**lovbyts** · 06-06-2012, 04:03 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

i've received a few just like this, makes absolutely no sense at all

they must track somehow if you open your email, thereby validating your email address?

Sorry TR, those are probably from me after taking an Ambien.....

I get tons of those and my spam filter only catches maybe 1/2 of them. I wish there was a way to know who gave them your info.

I gave money to the local police fund onetime and immediately after I started getting 4+ calls a day from different police funds. I had to tell each one to take me off their list and if they called me again I would be recording it and taking them to court. It took months before I didnt get anymore calls. I also explained why I would NEVER contribute again, because they gave out my information.

**rampaige77** · 06-06-2012, 04:26 AM

man you do that ambien drunk txting to?? WTF is that ?? i do it n dont rember any of that people call me n ask me whats wrong with me lol

**lovbyts** · 06-06-2012, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by rampaige77

man you do that ambien drunk txting to?? WTF is that ?? i do it n dont rember any of that people call me n ask me whats wrong with me lol

Hahahaha yeah I have done it more times than I can count. People say it starts out normal then turns to gibberish. Sex is great on ambien for the first 1/2 or so but after that things start to not work so well and I typically dont finish the job. Now just the opposite when women take it they turn into freaks and if they had any inhibitions they are long forgotten,. lol

Eating is normal on ambien also. Worst/best exerience was I took one and though I would go to bed after about 5 min of TV. I did the head nod off and snapped up thinking it was just a second only to find I had a large bag of Cheetos in my lap 1/2 empty with most of it in crumbs all over my shirt, pants, couch and floor as if I had taken handfull and just smashed them against my face. LOL Honesty it was the funniest thing ever. Only think I could do was stand up, brush everything off and go get the vacuum. I have also gotten delivers of thankfully small items I bough on ebay not remembering anything about it.

**Shol'va** · 06-06-2012, 11:34 AM

If you receive spam while on Ambien would that be called spambien?

**Times Roman** · 06-06-2012, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Hahahaha yeah I have done it more times than I can count. People say it starts out normal then turns to gibberish. Sex is great on ambien for the first 1/2 or so but after that things start to not work so well and I typically dont finish the job. Now just the opposite when women take it they turn into freaks and if they had any inhibitions they are long forgotten,. lol

Eating is normal on ambien also. Worst/best exerience was I took one and though I would go to bed after about 5 min of TV. I did the head nod off and snapped up thinking it was just a second only to find I had a large bag of Cheetos in my lap 1/2 empty with most of it in crumbs all over my shirt, pants, couch and floor as if I had taken handfull and just smashed them against my face. LOL Honesty it was the funniest thing ever. Only think I could do was stand up, brush everything off and go get the vacuum. I have also gotten delivers of thankfully small items I bough on ebay not remembering anything about it.

friggin classic!!

Chee - toes =)