33% profit on your money in 2 minutes

**Swifto** · 06-09-2011, 06:59 AM

On Tuesday 14th June at Royal Ascot in the St. James Palace Stakes, 'Frankel' will not be beaten by anyone in this field.

He's currently 1/3 and has already annihilated 95% of the field.

Here is his last run at Newmarket in the 2000 Gineas (1st classic of the season), where he destroyed them at the half way point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghUY0k4YX1k

The colt is unbeaten in 6 starts and has been labelled as something very special. To put it lightly, the thing is a f*cking beast/machine, hence the price of it and 2nd favourite being 12/1.

http://www.oddschecker.com/horse-rac...-palace-stakes

**Swifto** · 06-14-2011, 09:04 AM

Horse just won, as predicted.

33% on your money in 1min 40seconds.

**auslifta** · 06-14-2011, 09:27 AM

Keep an eye out for a horse over your way called "so you think" the thing is a machine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWSDmir7aiI

**auslifta** · 06-14-2011, 09:31 AM

I'd like to see so you think up against your horse.
Watch him kick in the last 400 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF5HttsyQ3g

**Times Roman** · 06-14-2011, 09:33 AM

i never gamble

**Swifto** · 06-14-2011, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

I'd like to see so you think up against your horse.
Watch him kick in the last 400 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF5HttsyQ3g

I've seen "So You Think" and think its a good horse, but it hasnt raced the cream of the crop in EUR yet at Group 1.

Frankel is a 1m horse and So You Think will race further at 1m2f or 1m4f I assume because of its various entries in those distance races.

Frankel is a good horse, but my favourite is Canford Cliffs, which beat Goldikova today at Ascot.

Frankel vs. Canford Cliffs is going to be one hell of a f*cking race if you like racing!!

**Immortal Soldier** · 06-14-2011, 03:37 PM

The "favorite" always ends up losing sooner or later and usually it happens when people are betting the most money on him.

Not putting 500 on a horse to watch him choke knowing my luck.

**terraj** · 06-14-2011, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

i never gamble

Look at that...we have something in common

**Immortal Soldier** · 06-14-2011, 04:27 PM

Swifto, how much do you bet on average?

**The Rock!** · 06-14-2011, 07:22 PM

I don't know why, but I thought that this was going to be a stock tip or a day trading strategy! lol!

**Hunter** · 06-14-2011, 07:40 PM

I much prefer barrel racing but enjoy horses in general. I competed in roping and bull riding in highschool. I still am involved with horses and probably always will be.

**Twist** · 06-14-2011, 09:47 PM

How did this turn out?

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by Twist

How did this turn out?

It won, in fact it pissed up.

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 07:15 AM

Today, 13/3/21012

Cheltenham, 3.20.

No. 4 - Hurricane Fly 10/11 (take price).

**Honkey_Kong** · 03-13-2012, 07:22 AM

Swifto, when you bet on horses are you betting on place or show?

**lovbyts** · 03-13-2012, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

i never gamble

Your married right?
See that should teach you to not gamble, your always going to loose in the end.

Since this thread is almost a year old how has your overage been over the last year Swifto?
Ive never done horse racing.

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Swifto, when you bet on horses are you betting on place or show?

To win.

But occassionally to place.

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Your married right?
See that should teach you to not gamble, your always going to loose in the end.

Since this thread is almost a year old how has your overage been over the last year Swifto?
Ive never done horse racing.

My year has been good, but I have slowed down a lot. I used to gamble a lot (almost every day) but now its once or twice per month. I dont have the time to go through the form etc... I just get tips from trainers, jockey's and go with that, which usually works well.

There was a team of 4 of use that used to bet together, we also lay a lot of horses.

The horse today is 100% on form, it shouldn't be beaten, but this is horse racing and some lose.

Only bet with what you can afford to lose.

I will update this thread almost every day for the Cheltenham Festival. But read the bold above.

**Honkey_Kong** · 03-13-2012, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by Swifto

To win.

But occassionally to place.

My year has been good, but I have slowed down a lot. I used to gamble a lot (almost every day) but now its once or twice per month. I dont have the time to go through the form etc... I just get tips from trainers, jockey's and go with that, which usually works well.

There was a team of 4 of use that used to bet together, we also lay a lot of horses.

The horse today is 100% on form, it shouldn't be beaten, but this is horse racing and some lose.

Only bet with what you can afford to lose.

I will update this thread almost every day for the Cheltenham Festival. But read the bold above.

You ever bet on other sports?

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

You ever bet on other sports?

Hahaha...

It depends.

http://www.nme.com/news/paul-weller/42928

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ing-sting.html

**RaginCajun** · 03-13-2012, 08:16 AM

i have a buddy who loves betting the ponies. he has a horse shoe up his ass right now, he is up about 1000 over the past month. i like to go every now and then but i don't do enough homework before i go and therefore, usually lose.

**Honkey_Kong** · 03-13-2012, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Swifto

Hahaha...

It depends.

http://www.nme.com/news/paul-weller/42928

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ing-sting.html

WTF? You guys out there bet on award shows? hahahahahaha

**Honkey_Kong** · 03-13-2012, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

i have a buddy who loves betting the ponies. he has a horse shoe up his ass right now, he is up about 1000 over the past month. i like to go every now and then but i don't do enough homework before i go and therefore, usually lose.

Yeah, from what I've heard, professional sports/horse bettors spend like 10+ hours a day studying their craft. TV and film make what they do seem easy. But if it were that easy, we'd all be millionaires.

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

WTF? You guys out there bet on award shows? hahahahahaha

First and only award show I've bet on, but I knew who was going to win, so why not.

**RaginCajun** · 03-13-2012, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Yeah, from what I've heard, professional sports/horse bettors spend like 10+ hours a day studying their craft. TV and film make what they do seem easy. But if it were that easy, we'd all be millionaires.

yup, so true.

**Honkey_Kong** · 03-13-2012, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Swifto

First and only award show I've bet on, but I knew who was going to win, so why not.

It just seems like a real strange thing to be betting on. Definitely looks like it'd be easy to rig or get advance notice of the winners.

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 09:27 AM

F*cking c*nt came 3rd.

I'm going to bed.

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

It just seems like a real strange thing to be betting on. Definitely looks like it'd be easy to rig or get advance notice of the winners.

Read the links I posted.

**DanB** · 03-13-2012, 10:38 AM

what chances are you giving kauto for a place swifto?

personally I cant see him not being in the money

**Swifto** · 03-13-2012, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

what chances are you giving kauto for a place swifto?

personally I cant see him not being in the money

Its 7/2, too short for me to got E/W.

I think its out of the two, there are plenty of rumours about both not being up to par this week. I'd wait and see what happens with the market a bit more before backing.

I lost last year on Imperial Commander.

I think Long Run will win, but if Kauto is at his best, he's unbeatable.

Tomorrow 2.30 - Grand Crus is what I'm on 6/4. But if it wins, I'll be winning my losses today.

Big Bucks will win and then my pals horse is running Thursday called "Our Father" which is 7/1 but its an enormous field, so E/W for me.

Thats it for me this week, unless I get some information about something...

**DanB** · 03-13-2012, 05:30 PM

Yeah I might put a few pound e/w on him thanks

Big bucks is banker of the meeting, you will have some very substantial wagers on that

Hurricane fly caught me out aswell but I made it back on 2.40 Our Mick e/w @12's, 4.00 A New Story e/w @20's and a good bet on 4.40 Quevega win @4/7

So all in all not a bad day, but its only the start of the meeting, you know yourself it could go either way

But personally I will look for 4/1 on kauto to make it evs for a place and if I find it I will have a good bet on that, its virtually guranteed baring a fall

**tcw** · 03-13-2012, 05:39 PM

I love the horses. One of the most beautiful creatures God (whatever her name is) created.

I don't bet on the horses...don't know chit about them.

But, If i ever had a significant amount of money...i would buy a race horse and race um. Must be Great!

**DanB** · 03-13-2012, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by tcw

I love the horses. One of the most beautiful creatures God (whatever her name is) created.

I don't bet on the horses...don't know chit about them.

But, If i ever had a significant amount of money...i would buy a race horse and race um. Must be Great!

you can buy a share in a decent prospect for 5 grand, its the training, stud, race fee's that end up costing the $$$

**Swifto** · 03-14-2012, 01:57 PM

Grad Crus got beat as well, I'm down a fair amount now.

Our Father tomorrow in the 2.05 and Big Bucks will get me on top and out of trouble.

**baseline_9** · 03-14-2012, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Swifto

Hahaha...

It depends.

http://www.nme.com/news/paul-weller/42928

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ing-sting.html

And where was my tip off....

**DanB** · 03-14-2012, 04:57 PM

yeah bad day for me aswell . . . .

**Swifto** · 03-16-2012, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by baseline_9

And where was my tip off....

That was a while ago, I think I may have told Marcus.

Originally Posted by DanB

yeah bad day for me aswell . . . .

Big Bucks got me out of trouble.

I'm on Long Run 2-1. If it wins, I come out on top, if not, I'm down but f*ck it.

**Swifto** · 03-16-2012, 06:32 AM

Regarding the jump season, have't done too bad, lost a little.

I usually win on the flat, much better on the flat, enjoy watching it more as well. When you get told a 2 year old is going to be a super star (Sea the Stars, Frankel, Canford Cliffs, Paco Boy and many more) and its the first or second run, the odds are going to be decent too - easy money.

**Back In Black** · 03-16-2012, 06:54 AM

Any tips for Friday afternoon?

**Swifto** · 03-16-2012, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by SteM

Any tips for Friday afternoon?

Long Run in the 3.20.

Chapoturgeon should run a big race on its recent form in the 4pm.

F*ck knows, the bookies have near enough smashed it this year and the punters have been f*cked left, right and centre.