How to spot fake breasts

**MuscleInk** · 07-28-2012, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

They are everywhere... as long as you are a chic and are doing your market research. Otherwise, it ain't happening. LOL

I'd like to run a focus group of different breast sizes to determine which ones are best by design.

**Times Roman** · 07-28-2012, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

The best approach may well be trial and error and let them correct your technique!

Mate,
I can't use your approach by getting on a crowded subway car and then "accidently" bump into these gals.....

**MuscleInk** · 07-28-2012, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Mate,
I can't use your approach by getting on a crowded subway car and then "accidently" bump into these gals.....

Accidents DO happen!

**Misery13** · 07-29-2012, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Perfection!

Yes sir they are. I only had to re-enlist to pay for them. But they don't just look and feel good, they act as a flotation device in the un-likely event of a emergency water landing.

**MuscleInk** · 07-29-2012, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Misery13

Yes sir they are. I only had to re-enlist to pay for them. But they don't just look and feel good, they act as a flotation device in the un-likely event of a emergency water landing.

My gf is supposed to have hers redone in 2 years (the magic 10 yr mark). I told her if the surgeon screws up her perfect breasts I will take it out of his ass (financially and physically). Her first were done through her belly button so there is no scar anywhere! I hope they can do it that way a second time!

**GirlyGymRat** · 07-30-2012, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Gambolputty

My wife and I were engaged in the "real" or "fake" debate regarding someone we saw on TV.

Wife contends that if you are thin or athletic in build but have large breast you are 100% fake.

I contend that some women (a small minority) are built that way (think Brooklyn Decker). I suggested lack of "milk shake" as the key factor. If the breasts just joggle up and down as a unit with little independent movement then either:

a) store bought breasts

b) bra way too tight.

Anyone here have a different metric that can be applied ( without going "hands on")

Were all the replies helpful in this debate???

**MuscleInk** · 07-30-2012, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

Were all the replies helpful in this debate???

Oh......was there a question behind all this?

All I can remember is boobies....blah blah blah......boobies.....blah blah blah....

**JohnnyVegas** · 07-30-2012, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

ug, 90% of real big real one look like crap once she is naked. I preffer fake all day long

Agree 100%. Can you agree more than 100%? If so, I agree as many percent as I am allowed.

**Razor** · 07-31-2012, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

My gf is supposed to have hers redone in 2 years (the magic 10 yr mark). I told her if the surgeon screws up her perfect breasts I will take it out of his ass (financially and physically). Her first were done through her belly button so there is no scar anywhere! I hope they can do it that way a second time!

If it aint broke dont fix it

**MuscleInk** · 07-31-2012, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by Razor

If it aint broke dont fix it

Damn straight!!!!

**GirlyGymRat** · 08-01-2012, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleInk

Oh......was there a question behind all this?

All I can remember is boobies....blah blah blah......boobies.....blah blah blah....

Exactly, was there really a debate with the wife....or did we all get bafooned into another BOOB Thread. LOL

**Renesis** · 08-01-2012, 11:36 PM

Give those melons a squeeze? Quickest and easiest way to find out>

**Razor** · 08-01-2012, 11:39 PM

Real or fake

**gearbox** · 08-02-2012, 12:07 AM

Fake

**MuscleInk** · 08-02-2012, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by Razor

Real or fake

Good god I don't care....I just want to rub my face in them and drool on myself.

**Remington** · 09-23-2012, 07:30 PM

Real.

**songdog** · 09-23-2012, 09:08 PM

Really who cares fake or real? just so long as they look good!

**Shol'va** · 09-23-2012, 11:32 PM

**dec11** · 09-24-2012, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

A few years from now she will be going in for a BRS Breast Reduction Surgery to help with her severe back pain. My back hurts just looking at the pic.

thats morphed. i recognise her, shes a softcore topless natural model

**dec11** · 09-24-2012, 12:59 AM

it aint that difficult to spot realseys from falseys

**Noles12** · 09-24-2012, 01:03 AM

I thought I was good at spotting them, but this weekend through me off.

Took a relatively small girl home with ok sized breasts. C cups at the most. In clothes I had no clue. They looked real and were not obvious fakes. Get her out of clothes and they still look very real. I attributed their perkiness to her being 21.

The only time I truly knew was when I felt them. Very firm and you could definitely feel the implant. After asking I found she got them as a highschool graduation present. Daddy must have been pretty nice