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  1. 08-08-2012, 07:49 AM #1
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    If Your Life Had A Motto

    If your life had a motto what would it be?
    This would be mine

    Faster Horses
    Younger Women
    Older Whiskey
    More Money
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    lol j/k of what you had listed I would prob pick "More MOney" BUt "get up an try again" fits me better )
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    The best achievements in life usually involved some sort of risk ... Playing it safe your whole life will only lead to status quo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Money can't buy you happiness. But damn it sure comes close
    Maybe not.....but it will buy me a whole lot of hot girls and I'm sure as hell gonna die trying to be happy (if you know what I mean)!
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