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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Well.... let's talk about that for a second. If I make an arrangement with a hooker to ejaculate in her mouth, and she agrees, well.... what if I'm unable to? The original agreement was never met. This (assuming a legal state) would entitle me to punitive damages. A contract is a contract, verbal or otherwise.
    When entering into an agreement with a hooker these things should be discussed and agreed upon:


    In general
    Duties of each party
    Rights of each party
    Relevant dates
    Relevant prices or other dollar amounts
    Relevant quantities
    Payment terms
    Lump sum, COD, installments?
    Payment due dates
    Taxes
    Interest
    Late fees

    Never been sued by a hooker it that tells you anything. Well let me say I've never lost litigation to a hooker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    When entering into an agreement with a hooker these things should be discussed and agreed upon:

    In general
    Duties of each party
    Rights of each party
    Relevant dates
    Relevant prices or other dollar amounts
    Relevant quantities
    Payment terms
    Lump sum, COD, installments?
    Payment due dates
    Taxes
    Interest
    Late fees

    Never been sued by a hooker it that tells you anything. Well let me say I've never lost litigation to a hooker.
    That's way to much talking. I would of hit that and been done with half my work out, while your still going over "duties on each party"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    That's way to much talking. I would of hit that and been done with half my work out, while your still going over "duties on each party"
    Obviously you live in a legal hooker state.. Got to dot your i"s and cross your t's here..

    Actually the duty part is the least lengthy... Now say aaaaah

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    To the top I say

    BAM

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    I feel this one is dying.

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    No!!!!!!! Monica!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox
    No!!!!!!! Monica!!!!
    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman.."

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    And we have no pulse. It's flat line.

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    2 more days until the games begin! Suit up, Boys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    2 more days until the games begin! Suit up, Boys!
    There we go some action.. Would you like to be odds maker since no one else will? Call it like you see it. Let the chip fall where they may.. Come Austinite you can doooo iiitt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    There we go some action.. Would you like to be odds maker since no one else will? Call it like you see it. Let the chip fall where they may.. Come Austinite you can doooo iiitt.
    I put my money on you already. This means you have no choice but to win. Be strong, pumpkin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox View Post
    No!!!!!!! Monica!!!!
    Ha, F&F?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I put my money on you already. This means you have no choice but to win. Be strong, pumpkin.
    Well aint that some shit.. No pressure. Split the winnings?
    Last edited by Capebuffalo; 08-30-2012 at 11:25 AM.

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    I am going to put money on cape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    I put my money on you already. This means you have no choice but to win. Be strong, pumpkin.
    Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post
    I am going to put money on cape.
    Back a winner I like that. Might put a little side action on Ink.

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    Tomorrow is the start of something special

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    Get your bets in

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    I find it hard to believe that there is no one on this site

    thank cant look at 5 people's pictures and throw out

    Odds on the competitors.

    Nobody?

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    Sorry I am a judge...tell doyle to do it

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    Or Aus! Or hunter

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    Doyle. Austinite. Hunter????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Doyle. Austinite. Hunter????
    Yes, Pumpkin. So many threads.

    What do you want, I got money. Where do you want me to put it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Yes, Pumpkin. So many threads.

    What do you want, I got money. Where do you want me to put it?
    For one of you to be odds makers. Put a line on us.

    Motivation we will call it.

    High or low you gotta prove yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    For one of you to be odds makers. Put a line on us.

    Motivation we will call it.

    High or low you gotta prove yourself.
    Hunter can do it.

    Here's what I'll do.

    Cash prizes from Austinite...

    1st Place gets $500
    2nd place gets $100
    3rd place gets a framed photo of the 1st place winner. So... zip, nada.

    That should motivate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    Hunter can do it.

    Here's what I'll do.

    Cash prizes from Austinite...

    1st Place gets $500
    2nd place gets $100
    3rd place gets a framed photo of the 1st place winner. So... zip, nada.

    That should motivate.
    IM down for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    hunter can do it.

    Here's what i'll do.

    cash prizes from austinite...

    1st place gets $500
    2nd place gets $100
    3rd place gets a framed photo of the 1st place winner. So... Zip, nada.

    that should motivate.
    dang gena!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Hunter can do it.

    Here's what I'll do.

    Cash prizes from Austinite...

    1st Place gets $500
    2nd place gets $100
    3rd place gets a framed photo of the 1st place winner. So... zip, nada.

    That should motivate.
    Playing with my money is

    like playing with my emotions.

    Is this for real?

    If so Damn Son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Playing with my money is

    like playing with my emotions.

    Is this for real?

    If so Damn Son.
    100% real. Hopefully you can re coupe some of the nutritional costs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    100% real. Hopefully you can re coupe some of the nutritional costs!
    Misery13 request you to pm him at your convenience.

    You are the man. Holy shit dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    100% real. Hopefully you can re coupe some of the nutritional costs!

    No kidding thanks Austin!!! That's bad ass!!! I'm going to double my efforts!!!

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    He didnt tell you its an Australia money

    Thats very generous
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    He didnt tell you its an Australia money

    Thats very generous
    Lmao

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    Let the games begin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    No kidding thanks Austin!!! That's bad ass!!! I'm going to double my efforts!!!
    Now we're talking! Cage fight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Now we're talking! Cage fight!
    Ok now your name is austinite not Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razor View Post
    Ok now your name is austinite not Stone Cold Steve Austin
    More like Mr. Awesome

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    Wow. Amazing generosity. That framed picture mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S&S_ShovelHead View Post
    Wow. Amazing generosity. That framed picture mine.
    Where you been Yes it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    Hunter can do it.

    Here's what I'll do.

    Cash prizes from Austinite...

    1st Place gets $500
    2nd place gets $100
    3rd place gets a framed photo of the 1st place winner. So... zip, nada.

    That should motivate.
    Wow, very generous. Cheers Aus

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