not sure if this girl wants my ****

[thegodfather]

here i ripped this off her fb



no bro you don't understand. This girl is like texting and making out with this dude 24/7. I was just on her fb for the pic, she puts like 10 messages on her bf page telling him how much she loves him every day. You see this kinda of stuff is really confusing to me.

In my experience, when a girl is doing OVER THE TOP displays of affection for her boyfriend, especially on social media like Facebook, so that the world can see, she is trying to CONVINCE HERSELF that she is actually as into this guy as she wishes she was, but just isn't. Very complicated shit, but honestly, if she is giving you the kind of signals she is, and then doing the other kind of shit you say she is with the boyfriend, then its very very clear to those of us who are a little older (mid 20s) and been around the block. She has absolutely no self-esteem and most likely daddy issues or severe male trust issues stemming from something in her past, and thus seeks the approval and attention of multiple men at one time. It is likely, that this chick is batshit crazy, which incidentally means she is automatically good in bed. My vote is for you to quit analyzing this shit like your working in the ****ing Inspector General's office, over thinking the f**k out of it, and smash her.

[Honkey_Kong]

here i ripped this off her fb



no bro you don't understand. This girl is like texting and making out with this dude 24/7. I was just on her fb for the pic, she puts like 10 messages on her bf page telling him how much she loves him every day. You see this kinda of stuff is really confusing to me.

If this is her and she's not your type, then you're batting for the other team. Seriously dude, try to think of a way to get her over to your house/dorm room. Chicks who go out of their way to give the illusion that they're in love with their boyfriends are always DTF. Do you have any classes with her? Maybe you could setup a study session?

[ReX357]

Her face is ropeable.

[RaginCajun]

here i ripped this off her fb



no bro you don't understand. This girl is like texting and making out with this dude 24/7. I was just on her fb for the pic, she puts like 10 messages on her bf page telling him how much she loves him every day. You see this kinda of stuff is really confusing to me.

i know that i have a nice warm spot for her in my bed! she needs to clean her room!

[JD250]

Nobody ever takes my age old advice that always works, I don't know why I bother telling you but here it is again.......... Walk up to her and grab her boobies, rub your hard dick against her and ask her " do you wanna fvck or what?" Of course that would be too easy so instead we'll endure another 4 pages of trying to figure out "what she wants" Gix may be right.

[Lunk1]

Nobody ever takes my age old advice that always works, I don't know why I bother telling you but here it is again.......... Walk up to her and grab her boobies, rub your hard dick against her and ask her " do you wanna fvck or what?" Of course that would be too easy so instead we'll endure another 4 pages of trying to figure out "what she wants" Gix may be right.

Please post percentage of times this has worked vs percentage of times you went to jail for it

[Honkey_Kong]

Nobody ever takes my age old advice that always works, I don't know why I bother telling you but here it is again.......... Walk up to her and grab her boobies, rub your hard dick against her and ask her " do you wanna fvck or what?" Of course that would be too easy so instead we'll endure another 4 pages of trying to figure out "what she wants" Gix may be right.

^^^^ This always works. Liquoring her up works too.

[BlueWaffle21]

"We gonna do this or what?" If she says anything but "ok" or "yes" walk away and continue to ignore her. Girls are just like guys man, sometimes they just want to **** so take advantage of it!!

[ReX357]

"We gonna do this or what?" If she says anything but "ok" or "yes" walk away and continue to ignore her. Girls are just like guys man, sometimes they just want to **** so take advantage of it!!

Yup! That's the way to go. It's all in the attitude. Treat her like a dirt ball.

[spywizard]

Hey bro's it's been a while. For some time i am trying to find out exactly what a girl at my university wants from me. I don't share any class with her. She is a freshman, probably 17-18 years old. And i am in my last year. She is pretty hot, she does modelling and every guy on school has a crush on her lol. When she started first class at our university she was still single and she was sourrounded by guys all the time trying to impress her.

Back then she was not really on my mind and i was just busy with my work at school. But at some point i noticed the number of times she keeps looking in my direction just can't be a coincidence any more. I just thought she is probably checking out my physic since i am kind of well built after 7 years of training...I mean i see people staring at me daily so it's no big deal. I didin't pay attention to her.

Some months past and she hooked up with a guy not even worth calling beta. Now the thing I don't understand she is still staring at me everytime i am around. No seriously it's so obvious , it just scares me. She is hot, but not my type. But i don't mind looking at her time to time, but i can never even look in her direction because she does not keep her eyes of me.

So because of all this, i just try avoiding eye contact all the time. But she keeps trying. I really don't understand what she wants from me. A while ago i was having my diner in school and she shows up with her boyfriend. From all the places she could sit, she picked a spot right in front of me. Then she started making out with this guy and while she was making out she was looking at me all the time, what's up with that? She is constantly trying to make eye contact and when she does, you really don't want to know with what kind of face, it's like having a long distance sex...

The kind of things she pulls of to get my attention are ridiculous. Some other day i was pretty early on school and i was working on my project in a computer room, the room was all empty. So she shows up again and takes a seat right in my view and starts grabbing stuff out of her purse while she was almost completely bended over the table showing off her ass. I knew it was a trap again so just pretended to be blind (seriously you don't know how hard it is not to watch). So after a couple seconds she turns her head back fast to see if i am looking. These where just a couple things, to give you an idea. The list is too long.

Now she really seems to be in to her boyfriend. What makes me wonder what she wants from me? My thoughts are that she is just the biggest attention wh*re ever and that the chance of getting laid is out of the question.

What are the thoughts of the experts on this?

regards,
Towel

maybe she's trying to make sure you are gay since you won't chat her up??

[BlueWaffle21]

She's going to ask him for fashion advice next!!

[Honkey_Kong]

So OP, got any fashion advice for us this fall?

[Towel]

So OP, got any fashion advice for us this fall?

well she definitely knows how to dress as a women. But i don't think she knows jacks shit about man fashion considering her boyfriends pants are always all the way down to his knees.

School is still closed (summer vacation). It will start again in 2 weeks. So till then i have no good input on the situation.

[ReX357]

well she definitely knows how to dress as a women. But i don't think she knows jacks shit about man fashion considering her boyfriends pants are always all the way down to his knees.

School is still closed (summer vacation). It will start again in 2 weeks. So till then i have no good input on the situation.

You know those guys are asking you for fashion advice implying your gay right? Nothing wrong with gay people, I just don't think you caught on.

[Standby]

ill be coming back to this thread for an end result after you ask her whats up. dont let me down fella

[Honkey_Kong]

well she definitely knows how to dress as a women. But i don't think she knows jacks shit about man fashion considering her boyfriends pants are always all the way down to his knees.

School is still closed (summer vacation). It will start again in 2 weeks. So till then i have no good input on the situation.

Uhhhhhh... Never mind...


So did you make her bub-bubs bounce yet?

[spywizard]

You know those guys are asking you for fashion advice implying your gay right? Nothing wrong with gay people, I just don't think you caught on.

spoiler... hahhahahaaa

[songdog]

She so remines me of my 1st wife.There could be 100 guys at a party 99 were talking to her.But she would go after the one who was ignoring her.

[BlueWaffle21]

She so remines me of my 1st wife.There could be 100 guys at a party 99 were talking to her.But she would go after the one who was ignoring her.

We had a rule in Vegas, don't talk to the chick you want to have sex with. It works almost everytime, like shooting fish in a barrel. The more attractive they are the more it kills them to be ignored. They get so insecure about being the hottest chick yet nobody is talking to them. You can see them getting more and more insecure and they'll do anything for that attention. This chick would have sex with you once just to know you wanted it!

[Towel]

Ok before everyone starts celebrating on this update...nothing has happend so far. So pull your pants back on lol.
i went back to school past week, i saw her only once. She was sitting at a table with some other classmates of her (which i know as well).
So just pretended i was joining the table so i can talk with them. As soon she opened her mouth i knew everything.

This girl is such a retard. Classic trailer trash girl. Man she even talks all gangstah and stuff.....ow boy. I thought this girl was a cute little innocent girl. I couldn't be more wrong. This explaines just about everything.

[Gaspari1255]

Ok before everyone starts celebrating on this update...nothing has happend so far. So pull your pants back on lol.
i went back to school past week, i saw her only once. She was sitting at a table with some other classmates of her (which i know as well).
So just pretended i was joining the table so i can talk with them. As soon she opened her mouth i knew everything.

This girl is such a retard. Classic trailer trash girl. Man she even talks all gangstah and stuff.....ow boy. I thought this girl was a cute little innocent girl. I couldn't be more wrong. This explaines just about everything.

Roll into class wearing an XXXXXXXL white tee, baggy jeans that sag 3 inches off your ass, pair of untied timberlands, and a goofy baseball cap on your head backwards - her panties will fly off.

Stay away from this broad. I have ZERO tolerance for that ghetto/hoodlum lifestyle bullshit. Tell her to go back to her section 8 housing...

[Lunk1]

Ok before everyone starts celebrating on this update...nothing has happend so far. So pull your pants back on lol.
i went back to school past week, i saw her only once. She was sitting at a table with some other classmates of her (which i know as well).
So just pretended i was joining the table so i can talk with them. As soon she opened her mouth i knew everything.

This girl is such a retard. Classic trailer trash girl. Man she even talks all gangstah and stuff.....ow boy. I thought this girl was a cute little innocent girl. I couldn't be more wrong. This explaines just about everything.

Even better, bang the sh1t outa the little traila hoe! Bottom line is...gay if you don't!!

[RaginCajun]

Ok before everyone starts celebrating on this update...nothing has happend so far. So pull your pants back on lol.
i went back to school past week, i saw her only once. She was sitting at a table with some other classmates of her (which i know as well).
So just pretended i was joining the table so i can talk with them. As soon she opened her mouth i knew everything.

This girl is such a retard. Classic trailer trash girl. Man she even talks all gangstah and stuff.....ow boy. I thought this girl was a cute little innocent girl. I couldn't be more wrong. This explaines just about everything.

who cares about all that!

just bang that hot thang!

you think too much! use your other head!

[Renesis]

She can't speak with her mouth full.

[Lunk1]

She so remines me of my 1st wife.There could be 100 guys at a party 99 were talking to her.But she would go after the one who was ignoring her.

Ummmmmm. If she was your wife I figure it was you she should be going after. I'm not sure if you realize that her going after that one guy MAY have led to her becoming your EX wife lol....j/k man

[Bryan2]

Its simple what I have learned is the easiest trick ever to find if a chick wants to hook up with you.

Where ever you are, say a party or a classroom or any place in particular...

Ask the girl if she wants to go for a walk with you. Its simple stupid! If she says yes then while you are out walking put a move on her, put your arm around her and then go in for a kiss or something to that affect. Every time I wasn't sure I asked a girl if she wanted to go for a walk and they said yes I ended up hooking up with them on the walk. If a chick wants to hook up she will leave where ever she is to go hang out with you because she wants to spend some alone time with you even if its brief like a walk somewhere really quick. If they didn't want to hook up they would say no. Plus it doesn't come off creepy or anything either because your just asking them to go for a walk and can play it off if they are not interested.

Its been fool proof for me so far

[DanB]

who cares about all that!

just bang that hot thang!

you think too much! use your other head!

yeah this

just bend her over regardless

[7JS]

yeah this

just bend her over regardless

Yeahh mannn SHE WANTS THE D.

[JWP806]

here i ripped this off her fb

Tell her to clean that room up.

[DSM4Life]

That's gay.

[Bogz]

IF you have the balls man, approach her and ask her, look straight into her eye.

[Honkey_Kong]

IF you have the balls man, approach her and ask her, look straight into her eye.

Ask? Just go up and make a move.

[kalspic]

just pull out the goods. its a yes or no answer. pretty good odds if you ask me

[spywizard]

if she's all hard core gangsta want to be...

then you need to pull her hair, take a dump on her chest then roll her over giving her anal and finish in her mouth..

that's how I roll with that kind of girl.. the are freaks and love it..

then ask what time her mom gets home..

[AXx]

if she's all hard core gangsta want to be...

then you need to pull her hair, take a dump on her chest then roll her over giving her anal and finish in her mouth..

that's how I roll with that kind of girl.. the are freaks and love it..

then ask what time her mom gets home..

Yep that just happened.

[Towel]

ok bro's i messed up. No she ****ed up, that stupid ****.
I hooked up quite easy with her just 2 weeks ago. Did some chit chat with her a couple times nothing serious. She is so cocky lol.
Last friday i was in the buss with her after school and she was talking about the stuff she wanted to do in the weekend. I was like yeah good for you what ever.
Then she asked me what i was going to do. I told her, i don't know. Maybe will go out and drink some beer. Then she said ow wow maybe i will too, we should exchange numbers, so we can meet. So we exchanged numbers.

I got out of the buss and she started texting. I ignored most of her messages or just said yes, no or lol. Saturday night she started texting again. I told her i would go out, but i was not sure where and what time. Actually i was not planning on going anywhere lol. At midnight she text me again and i told her i was not in the mood anymore. She really got pissed LOL. She didin't text me anymore, neither did i.

Yesterday i was at school sitting and eating my chicken breast. I saw her, but didin't pay attention to her. She is so insecure, she didint even come to me. She text me why are you ignoring me? I text her back: "why are you always ****ing staring at me?"
She texted back: because you are hot
i texted back: prove it, meet me at this room in 5min.

I went to the room and she showed up. She came in and started talking all gangster bullshit again. I told her to shut up and get closer. Then i just grabbed her and we started kissing in a classroom at school.

OK everything went better than expected right? Well not. You never guess what happend.
This dumb bitch goes all wild and started scratching me. At some point she ripped off my golden necklace. I would not give a shit, but this necklace was from my grandfather he went fighting in world war 2 for 3 years and came back with not a single scratch on it. He had it like 50 years and then gaved it to me. It just ment a lot for me. And i am totally stacked up with tren these days. I got ****ing mad and gaved her a slap and started yelling at her.

That stupid **** started crying and i just left before the situation got any worser. We didin't talk again after that.

well i am done with this shit. Sorry for the disappointment.

[SEOINAGE]

..................

[Bigshotvictoria]

ok bro's i messed up. No she ****ed up, that stupid ****.
I hooked up quite easy with her just 2 weeks ago. Did some chit chat with her a couple times nothing serious. She is so cocky lol.
Last friday i was in the buss with her after school and she was talking about the stuff she wanted to do in the weekend. I was like yeah good for you what ever.
Then she asked me what i was going to do. I told her, i don't know. Maybe will go out and drink some beer. Then she said ow wow maybe i will too, we should exchange numbers, so we can meet. So we exchanged numbers.

I got out of the buss and she started texting. I ignored most of her messages or just said yes, no or lol. Saturday night she started texting again. I told her i would go out, but i was not sure where and what time. Actually i was not planning on going anywhere lol. At midnight she text me again and i told her i was not in the mood anymore. She really got pissed LOL. She didin't text me anymore, neither did i.

Yesterday i was at school sitting and eating my chicken breast. I saw her, but didin't pay attention to her. She is so insecure, she didint even come to me. She text me why are you ignoring me? I text her back: "why are you always ****ing staring at me?"
She texted back: because you are hot
i texted back: prove it, meet me at this room in 5min.

I went to the room and she showed up. She came in and started talking all gangster bullshit again. I told her to shut up and get closer. Then i just grabbed her and we started kissing in a classroom at school.

OK everything went better than expected right? Well not. You never guess what happend.
This dumb bitch goes all wild and started scratching me. At some point she ripped off my golden necklace. I would not give a shit, but this necklace was from my grandfather he went fighting in world war 2 for 3 years and came back with not a single scratch on it. He had it like 50 years and then gaved it to me. It just ment a lot for me. And i am totally stacked up with tren these days. I got ****ing mad and gaved her a slap and started yelling at her.

That stupid **** started crying and i just left before the situation got any worser. We didin't talk again after that.

well i am done with this shit. Sorry for the disappointment.

No need to apologize,

It wasnt a complete waste of time

I now have a new picture for my spank bank

[Gaspari1255]

ok bro's i messed up. No she ****ed up, that stupid ****.
I hooked up quite easy with her just 2 weeks ago. Did some chit chat with her a couple times nothing serious. She is so cocky lol.
Last friday i was in the buss with her after school and she was talking about the stuff she wanted to do in the weekend. I was like yeah good for you what ever.
Then she asked me what i was going to do. I told her, i don't know. Maybe will go out and drink some beer. Then she said ow wow maybe i will too, we should exchange numbers, so we can meet. So we exchanged numbers.

I got out of the buss and she started texting. I ignored most of her messages or just said yes, no or lol. Saturday night she started texting again. I told her i would go out, but i was not sure where and what time. Actually i was not planning on going anywhere lol. At midnight she text me again and i told her i was not in the mood anymore. She really got pissed LOL. She didin't text me anymore, neither did i.

Yesterday i was at school sitting and eating my chicken breast. I saw her, but didin't pay attention to her. She is so insecure, she didint even come to me. She text me why are you ignoring me? I text her back: "why are you always ****ing staring at me?"
She texted back: because you are hot
i texted back: prove it, meet me at this room in 5min.

I went to the room and she showed up. She came in and started talking all gangster bullshit again. I told her to shut up and get closer. Then i just grabbed her and we started kissing in a classroom at school.

OK everything went better than expected right? Well not. You never guess what happend.
This dumb bitch goes all wild and started scratching me. At some point she ripped off my golden necklace. I would not give a shit, but this necklace was from my grandfather he went fighting in world war 2 for 3 years and came back with not a single scratch on it. He had it like 50 years and then gaved it to me. It just ment a lot for me. And i am totally stacked up with tren these days. I got ****ing mad and gaved her a slap and started yelling at her.

That stupid **** started crying and i just left before the situation got any worser. We didin't talk again after that.

well i am done with this shit. Sorry for the disappointment.

Jesus christ. I think you topped all of my stories off with crazy women.

IMO, you shouldnt have put your hands on her, regardless of the sentimental value the necklace has..

[gearbox]

Wow sounds like you missed out on a lot of fun. fail

Agreed!