The official 'I feel like a total fatass today' thread!

[Atomini]

I feel better today. But I regret yesterday, even though there was really nothing I could do.

[Lunk1]

I feel better today. But I regret yesterday, even though there was really nothing I could do.

Sounds like sex with a fat chick

[GreMos]

Sounds like sex with a fat chick

You crack me up

[Lunk1]

You crack me up

Yeah...well your fat aas encourages me so we are even lol

[GreMos]

Yeah...well your fat aas encourages me so we are even lol

My fat anabolic androgen steroids encourages you?

Oh shucks, you gon' made me blush now

[Lunk1]

My fat anabolic androgen steroids encourages you?

Oh shucks, you gon' made me blush now

Just palyinn Gmos...ur my dog bro!

[GreMos]

Just palyinn Gmos...ur my dog bro!

I would say the same but these are my dogs

[Lunk1]

I would say the same but these are my dogs

Awww. makes me sad! We had to put my lab down last Dec after fighting cancer for 8 months.

In a mans life he will have one good woman and 1 good dog! I have been fortunate to have them both already.

[GreMos]

Awww. makes me sad! We had to put my lab down last Dec after fighting cancer for 8 months.

In a mans life he will have one good woman and 1 good dog! I have been fortunate to have them both already.

Feel bad for you man.. Kills me thinking about that day I'll have to go through that. Sorry to hear.

Look for my new thread in the AR lounge. Post a pic!

[GreMos]

Well.. Sat down for a tattoo... Offered a muffin by the shop owner. Couldn't say no.. Sorry

[Atomini]

Sounds like sex with a fat chick

I've never had that happen, so I have no idea what that kind of regret feels like.

And i'm sorry, but you can ALWAYS do something to avoid sex with a fat chick.

[lstbred]

Fat chicks give good head............because they have to

[evander87]

Fat chicks give good head............because they have to

I thought it was because they're alway hungry for something warm in their stomach.

[Atomini]

Fat chicks give good head............because they have to

Actually they do... one of the best was an overweight girl.

Never had sex with her though :P

[AXx]

Actually they do... one of the best was an overweight girl.

Never had sex with her though :P

Yes, this

[AXx]

Actually Im having a fat day, BP meds are bloating the hell out of me. Retaining massive amounts of water, UGH

[Atomini]

Actually Im having a fat day, BP meds are bloating the hell out of me. Retaining massive amounts of water, UGH

Don't you just hate it, after a binge of simple carbs or a half of a pizza when you're on cycle, you can just FEEL your blood pressure soar.

[AXx]

Don't you just hate it, after a binge of simple carbs or a half of a pizza when you're on cycle, you can just FEEL your blood pressure soar.

Yes very much so

[austinite]

I'll stick to my hand before I have whale blubber slobbering all over me.

[Rwy]

I was fat plenty of times in my life so I show no judgment lol

A lot of hot spanish girls have a couple of extra pounds on them. Fat girls dont say no to anything

[Atomini]

I'll stick to my hand before I have whale blubber slobbering all over me.

You don't know what you're missing.

Of course, you might have to post in this thread after because you may feel some guilt, but that's the worst of it.

[Lunk1]

Like Pauly Shore said back in the 80's "She may be a heffer but sh'e MY heffer"

[AXx]

Like Pauly Shore said back in the 80's "She may be a heffer but sh'e MY heffer"

Lol. Best head ever, 350# porker