Early xmas gift to myself

[Sfla80]

New ninja blender

Loving it!

[Times Roman]

shit mate! For me, I'd settle for a dumpster out in front of my house, and a green light from the woman to fill it.

[Armykid93]

I've got a magic bullet, same thing but I love it haha

[Times Roman]

I've got a magic bullet, same thing but I love it haha

the magic bullet does NOT last!

I've worn out several.

When it goes out like I know it will, buy another, swap the old for the new, and take it back, complaining that the damn thing don't work, and get your money back

I must have done this six times by now

[GirlyGymRat]

i got me a blendtec and luv luv luv it!!!! those 25 - 50 $ blenders just don't last for me

[--->>405<<---]

shit mate! For me, I'd settle for a dumpster out in front of my house, and a green light from the woman to fill it.

LOL.. man TR are u having an affair with my wife!!!!

and that would not be me "settling" either. that would be the best present ive had in a few years by a longshot!!!

[songdog]

Hell I got 2 blenders for Xmas last year.Not top shelve but I only use them on my shakes.They last a couple years for me.

[GirlyGymRat]

Hell I got 2 blenders for Xmas last year.Not top shelve but I only use them on my shakes.They last a couple years for me.

I put a lot of ice cubes in my shakes I guess. Ice has no calories and I am always cutting.

[Times Roman]

LOL.. man TR are u having an affair with my wife!!!!

and that would not be me "settling" either. that would be the best present ive had in a few years by a longshot!!!

ha ha ha!

for me, instead of getting something, I'd be happy with a big list of stuff I can get rid of.

If I were single, I'd be happy with a tiny apartment and a secure place to park my harley.

maybe a shit box for a TV to watch the games, a few pair of pants and some clothes. and my health/gym related stuff.

the rest really is for the woman and the kids.

[spywizard]

ha ha ha!

for me, instead of getting something, I'd be happy with a big list of stuff I can get rid of.

If I were single, I'd be happy with a tiny apartment and a secure place to park my harley.

maybe a shit box for a TV to watch the games, a few pair of pants and some clothes. and my health/gym related stuff.

the rest really is for the woman and the kids.

yep, if we didn't need women we'd all be rich driving fast cars and living at the beach..

[--->>405<<---]

ha ha ha!

for me, instead of getting something, I'd be happy with a big list of stuff I can get rid of.

If I were single, I'd be happy with a tiny apartment and a secure place to park my harley.

maybe a shit box for a TV to watch the games, a few pair of pants and some clothes. and my health/gym related stuff.

the rest really is for the woman and the kids.

LOL.. if u only knew how often we get into it over her need to accumulate and clutter and my need for everything to have its proper place. when we moved in together it took me 45minutes to move out of my apartment.

bed, couch, chaise, coffee table,2 tv's, weight bench, clothes.. thats it!

u know how long it took me to move her? 4 days..

i told her not too long ago i thought we should only keep 3 plates, glasses, spoons, forks, knives, etc.. in the house then she wouldnt have so many dishes to wash! i dont even think i owned a dish.. oh except a 32oz hooters mug! but i didnt pay for that!

[kelkel]

The little Ninja looks fast just sitting there.....

[Times Roman]

LOL.. if u only knew how often we get into it over her need to accumulate and clutter and my need for everything to have its proper place. when we moved in together it took me 45minutes to move out of my apartment.

bed, couch, chaise, coffee table,2 tv's, weight bench, clothes.. thats it!

u know how long it took me to move her? 4 days..

i told her not too long ago i thought we should only keep 3 plates, glasses, spoons, forks, knives, etc.. in the house then she wouldnt have so many dishes to wash! i dont even think i owned a dish.. oh except a 32oz hooters mug! but i didnt pay for that!

sounds almost EXACTLY what we go round and round over. I was starting to clean out the garage seven years ago. Right after i built all these really cool wooden shelves for the garage. So I'm starting to go through it, and she comes out, and says for me to stop, she was going to do it in a few weeks and wanted to look through things herself. (oh really?)

Seven years later...................................

.......................it's still a mess out there.

She took my daughter to the beach one time. Came home, and had some seawead (bullhead kelp to be exact). So she was drying it out in the garage. I come home, and I'm like what the fuk is all that nasty shit in the garage? Smells like shit, so what the hell is going on? So I throw it all away. Of course, I'm the bad guy, because it was my daughter's "seaweed".

We've been here ten years. I've kind of given up when it comes to shit like this. She bitches cause I dont' "do enough" but she doesn't realize that every time I proceed to undertake a project to clean things up, she steps in and says for me to stop cause she wants to do it.

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LOL.. i still have a pile of oyster shells in the driveway from 2 yrs ago cuz she was gonna use em to make something.

the garage i have cleaned more than once and it is still a mess cuz she needs to "go thru" things to sort out what can be thrown away.

any surface horizontal to the floor must be occupied with what i would consider to be trash.

my christmas tree is still sitting by the front door undecorated (i bought it sunday) in the stand where i put it cuz she wants to get an area cleaned out to put it!

i cant clean anything cuz only she knows where to put her stuff.

she says the house would be a lot cleaner if i would not leave my 4 empty packets of splenda on the counter when i finish making my morning coffee! its these 4 packets that cause her to get too overwhelmed to clean the house better!

feminine (dare i say) logic! LOL..