NO SEX Since 1955 - For you Military folks..

**MickeyKnox** · 12-10-2012, 07:04 PM

NO SEX Since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

**Soar** · 12-10-2012, 07:06 PM

Lol nice

**Shsm** · 12-10-2012, 07:07 PM

Awesome lol. Thanks for sharing bro, made me smile =]

**bcaasdirty** · 12-10-2012, 07:11 PM

this me LOL

**Lunk1** · 12-10-2012, 07:15 PM

Hah....God Damn Marines always have a few tricks up their sleeves...sly bastards

**Euroholic** · 12-10-2012, 07:29 PM

Weres the article from? I dont believe it. If he had sex in 1955 lets just say he was 20. In 2012 the guy would be about 70. I doubt a young lady would have sex with him. I got heaps of roots when i was in the army. So how can he not get any?

**MickeyKnox** · 12-10-2012, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Weres the article from? I dont believe it. If he had sex in 1955 lets just say he was 20. In 2012 the guy would be about 70. I doubt a young lady would have sex with him. I got heaps of roots when i was in the army. So how can he not get any?

Huh?

**DocRock** · 12-10-2012, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Weres the article from? I dont believe it. If he had sex in 1955 lets just say he was 20. In 2012 the guy would be about 70. I doubt a young lady would have sex with him. I got heaps of roots when i was in the army. So how can he not get any?

...Military time...

**Lunk1** · 12-10-2012, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Weres the article from? I dont believe it. If he had sex in 1955 lets just say he was 20. In 2012 the guy would be about 70. I doubt a young lady would have sex with him. I got heaps of roots when i was in the army. So how can he not get any?

Are you bumping more whitelines lol. The joke is that it was the time not the year lol

**Shsm** · 12-10-2012, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Weres the article from? I dont believe it. If he had sex in 1955 lets just say he was 20. In 2012 the guy would be about 70. I doubt a young lady would have sex with him. I got heaps of roots when i was in the army. So how can he not get any?

**Euroholic** · 12-10-2012, 07:52 PM

Oh ok i get it now it was the time not year haha!!!! My bad

I thought it was a story not a joke..

**GirlyGymRat** · 12-10-2012, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Weres the article from? I dont believe it. If he had sex in 1955 lets just say he was 20. In 2012 the guy would be about 70. I doubt a young lady would have sex with him. I got heaps of roots when i was in the army. So how can he not get any?

1955 as in 2400 hours in a day. so 1955 is 7:55 pm and 2012 as in 8:12 pm....and you were in the army? i would have thought time in hours was more universal???

**Euroholic** · 12-10-2012, 07:57 PM

Ok i dont have sense of humor dont make fun of me!!

And yes i was in the army. A lance corporal with 2rar

**MickeyKnox** · 12-10-2012, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Ok i dont have sense of humor dont make fun of me!!

And yes i was in the army. A lance corporal with 2rar

Ill bet you were late for chow a few times huh?

**--->>405<<---** · 12-10-2012, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Weres the article from? I dont believe it. If he had sex in 1955 lets just say he was 20. In 2012 the guy would be about 70. I doubt a young lady would have sex with him. I got heaps of roots when i was in the army. So how can he not get any?

LOL.. classic! LOL...

**Riptorn** · 12-10-2012, 08:28 PM

/facepalm

**songdog** · 12-10-2012, 08:47 PM

That was good

**bigZthedestroyer** · 12-10-2012, 09:04 PM

Lmao

**Perseverance1** · 12-11-2012, 10:40 AM

The story made me laugh...the guy posting in this thread made me laugh and face palm....great story haha.

**Armykid93** · 12-11-2012, 10:50 AM

Told my buddies this joke after pt. They thought it was pretty funny lol. Took me a minute to get it

**Juced_porkchop** · 12-11-2012, 11:15 AM

HAHAHAH 2 funnies in one lol

**spywizard** · 12-11-2012, 11:30 AM

wow really?? wow...

**AdrenalineJunkie** · 12-11-2012, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Shsm

Lol I went to high school with that guy shsm posted the picture of...I find it funny that picture has been plastered all across the web.

**wmaousley** · 12-12-2012, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by Euroholic

Ok i dont have sense of humor dont make fun of me!!

And yes i was in the army. A lance corporal with 2rar

Australian Army..... Lance Corporal in the Aussie Army is an appointed position, doesnt mean you are smart.

**Euroholic** · 12-12-2012, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by wmaousley

Australian Army..... Lance Corporal in the Aussie Army is an appointed position, doesnt mean you are smart.

Does not mean im stupid either. Im serious in nature just like said sar major. Thats why i have no sense of humour. I was a rifleman and a good soilder.Went to timor and afghan had a few contacts and even made it to day 12 of sas selection so dont beliddle my service to the greatest and best trained army in the world.