Pist for xmas

[Lunk1]

What are your stats? I might be able to help.

Now thats a friend indeed!

[GirlyGymRat]

now we all know why you aren't getting any....but maybe DSM is game????

5'2" 335lbs and I shower on Saturdays.

[canesfan804]

Hes 8% bf tho.

[likelifting]

I don't mind asking my wife for a smoker. And I don't mind if she says no once in a while. She asks and I tell her if I'm not into it, cuz sometimes I'm not.

[>Good Luck<]

Hes 8% bf tho.

48% by bodpod

[DSM4Life]

now we all know why you aren't getting any....but maybe DSM is game????

I'll take on for the team. Now where did I put my Chapstick...

[>Good Luck<]

I'll take on for the team. Now where did I put my Chapstick...

No need, I spilt a pan of bacon grease on my lap yesterday.

[canesfan804]

DSM will come change the bandages for you.

[>Good Luck<]

DSM will come change the bandages for you.

I was referring to oral lubrication. No need for chopstick when I'm already flavored with bacon fat

[DSM4Life]

You trim down there? Shave balls?

[>Good Luck<]

You trim down there? Shave balls?

Shave balls and trim hedges. I'm gonna try to shave the whole stomach and chest for the first time in which I will shave the whole yard at the same time. First time Ill be doing that. She said she likes the body hair tho so she thinks it's gonna be weird.

Just to update, I think she might be up for the task tonight. Im thinking it's a christmas curse

[DSM4Life]

Let us know how you make out.

[Hoggage_54]

A scene from Good Luck's room...

[>Good Luck<]

A scene from Good Luck's room...

Basically, except id be pitching a serious tent

[DSM4Life]

If you could blow yourself would you?

[>Good Luck<]

If you could blow yourself would you?

What do you mean "if I could"...

[>Good Luck<]

Let us know how you make out.

No bj but a half assed lay... I'll take it lol

[Eddie_m63]

No bj but a half assed lay... I'll take it lol

Hell No...

[>Good Luck<]

Hell No...

Hell yea!

[stpete]

I don't mind asking. But what usually works in my favor is if i take her by surprise and satisfy her first. She's practically butter at that point and i can usually get whatever i want without saying a word.

[JD250]

you might have to drop a hint.

True, this actually works, I slapped her in the face with my dick and said "suck it baby" and she did it. She picks right up on my hints.

[gearbox]

Mismatched libidos are a bitch. I have been through it. Both of us are on hormone replacement now and have sex a few times a week despite a busy schedule.

We had sex twice on Christmas with a nap in between...best Christmas ever.

Again with a very wise statement!
Us men should start to learn the cues that turn them on and the cues that they show us when there not in the mood. Basically so were not turned down with a full on tent.
However, mine has yet to turn me down but I am not a horn dog!

[MiNNiE_MOUSE]

I ask no problems and I receive 90% of time.. Both on the other hand she just does it, but I do it to her the same amount.. If I slack off so does she... Give and take I guess

Really!! just 90% of the time??

[ReX357]

Sounds like you need to join my new site:

http://www.badguysfinishfirst.com

[Zodiac82]

I got some on Xmas....but I do get mad on occasions like my bday when I dont get any....I mean COME ON its my bday....thats the one day ur supposed to get somethin

[Zodiac82]

You guys are all ganging up on me!!! And yes depending on the situation you might have to drop a hint.

for whatever reason this is true women need hints for whatever reason....sometimes I go to sleep mad bcuz I wait for her to make a move first even though I've never mentioned wanting sex....then wake up the next day and tell her u was mad bcuz I wanted to have sex....and she says well all u had to do was ask....go figure

[>Good Luck<]

for whatever reason this is true women need hints for whatever reason....sometimes I go to sleep mad bcuz I wait for her to make a move first even though I've never mentioned wanting sex....then wake up the next day and tell her u was mad bcuz I wanted to have sex....and she says well all u had to do was ask....go figure

Yea yea it's always a game. If u ask ur a jerk for having a one track mind and if u don't ask your an idiot for expecting her to read minds.

I believe this behavior may classify as reductio ad absurdum lol

[DCI]

This sounds like one of my Tren induced fits about sex that I'm famous for in our house! If I'm on Tren and she isn't coming after me 24/7 like a stripper chasing a $100 then I start acting like she isn't in to me!

Man, that has to be one of the funniest things I have read on here and unintentionally funny too quality

[Zodiac82]

Yea yea it's always a game. If u ask ur a jerk for having a one track mind and if u don't ask your an idiot for expecting her to read minds.

I believe this behavior may classify as reductio ad absurdum lol

lol....just gotta go in for the kill

[dan991]

Just thought I'd come here to bit(h, maybe I'll get some comfort.

Every year I spend too much on Christmas trying to make everyone happy, and the one thing I always want, I never get. It doesn't cost anything, and isn't hard to do... All I wanted for the last 5 years was a good old BJ in bed, and at some point- to get laid on Christmas... 5 fukkin years man! No gifts, no cards, I could even skip the food... All I really wanted was a bj for Xmas. Nope... Not this year. Sex? Maybe next year... Maybe next year ...

Merry Christmas? Nah, not for me.

I use to have this exact same problem..... and then I got divorced. Problem solved and now I get BJ's all the time..... and unfortunately I'm not kidding and yes it actually came to that. That's why I now call weddings a "penis funeral". I look back now- last NYE at midnight I was in a hot tub getting a BJ at midnight. :-)

[MickeyKnox]

This sounds like one of my Tren induced fits about sex that I'm famous for in our house! If I'm on Tren and she isn't coming after me 24/7 like a stripper chasing a $100 then I start acting like she isn't in to me!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Thats the best bro! That cracked me up!

[Lunk1]

Man, that has to be one of the funniest things I have read on here and unintentionally funny too quality

Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Thats the best bro! That cracked me up!

It's funny to anyone who is accustomed to tren fits

[>Good Luck<]

I use to have this exact same problem..... and then I got divorced. Problem solved and now I get BJ's all the time..... and unfortunately I'm not kidding and yes it actually came to that. That's why I now call weddings a "penis funeral". I look back now- last NYE at midnight I was in a hot tub getting a BJ at midnight. :-)

Lol yea I remember before I was locked down.
At an NYE party my gf at the time yanked me into the powder room and blew the hell outta me before we pounded on the vanity and toilet. We missed the countdown and nobody could use the washroom for over an hour. And she made sure everyone knew what was going on in there! What a girl

[DSM4Life]

Maybe its you. We need to see pics of what your working with.

[Zodiac82]

Maybe its you. We need to see pics of what your working with.

lol classic

[>Good Luck<]

Maybe its you. We need to see pics of what your working with.

Pm sent one more for the dsm spankbank

[dan991]

Lol yea I remember before I was locked down.
At an NYE party my gf at the time yanked me into the powder room and blew the hell outta me before we pounded on the vanity and toilet. We missed the countdown and nobody could use the washroom for over an hour. And she made sure everyone knew what was going on in there! What a girl

AND.... you're staying married because?????????? To continue to beg for BJ's for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? You ain't getting any younger.........

[Juced_porkchop]

If a woman needs a hint from a man all she has to do is look at him. We are always hinting for sex. I think 92% of all things I do in my daily life is in hopes or preparations for sex. No lols

hahah true.. well maybe 50% lol






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[dan991]

Maybe its you. We need to see pics of what your working with.

‎4 guys are in a bar shooting the shit, 1st guy says: my son is doing so well he is now a top engineer and making bank so much he just bought his friend a new corvette! The guys are all congratulating him, the 2nd guy says: my son is doing really well too, he became a pilot and he just gave his buddy a new jet! Again the guys are congratulating the second man, then the 3rd guys says: my son became super successful by becoming a scientist, so successful he just bought his buddy a 3 million dollar mansion!! Again the guys are all congratulating the 3rd guy about his son. The 4 guy comes walking out of the bathroom And ask what are you guy congratulating each other about, 1st guy says we are talking about how successful our sons are, then he ask so how is your son? The 4th guy says: he is a flaming homo, dancing at the gay bar, but I guess he is doing real good because he just got a new corvette, a new jet, and a new 3 million dollar house!

[dan991]

Pm sent one more for the dsm spankbank