Robin Williams Solution.....

**BIG R** · 05-07-2003, 03:47 PM

This would solve lots of problems.....

Subject: Hurrah Robin Williams

:Hurrah Robin Williams

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we
need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
peace.

So, here's the plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would
station our troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the
fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. Perhaps
France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here.

Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers.

5. No "students" over age of 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise.
This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will
require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to
cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries ¤10 a barrel
for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is
taken
by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.

9. Ship the UN headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. Use the buildings as a replacement
for
the twin towers.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one

can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now ain't that a winner of a plan?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your
tired,
your huddled masses".

She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

Robin Williams

Be the change you wish to see in the world...

Just 10 steps.....thats all!

R

**superjew** · 05-07-2003, 03:59 PM

HERE HERE!

**956Vette** · 05-07-2003, 04:19 PM

I like it!

**symatech** · 05-07-2003, 04:26 PM

good ol robin williams

**chevy44** · 05-07-2003, 05:37 PM

i go to school w/ his nephew!! (does that make me cool?)

**arthurb999** · 05-07-2003, 08:18 PM

Bravo.

***BIG TEXAN*** · 05-08-2003, 06:55 AM

Sounds good!

**SonGoku** · 05-08-2003, 07:36 AM

funny stuff, it's seems simple and fair but I things are a lot more complex than this. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not american but I mostly side with you guys but I don't think USA would benefit at all by isolating from the outside world!!

Just think of world economics, I think I've once read that it's a chaotic system, meaning that that it's influenced by so many factors it's impossible to describe. World politics gotta be even more complex!?

Just my 2cc's!

**Animal Cracker** · 05-10-2003, 10:38 PM

That would cure allot of the worlds problems....so would about 4 Titan II nukes headed for the mid-east...and other sympathizing nations.....

**tolinka** · 05-11-2003, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by BamaSlamma
That would cure allot of the worlds problems....so would about 4 Titan II nukes headed for the mid-east...and other sympathizing nations.....

Well if you send this stuff to the middle east, you would hit Israel...

**BLASTER40** · 05-11-2003, 08:51 AM

Remember what the Prez said, Every country has a decision to make,
You are either with us,or you are with the terrorist's, I seem to think
the Taliban and some punk named Saddam didn't get the message.
If religon is becoming the issue between Islam and us heathens, then those islamic nations need to look at their religious leaders for fanning the fires of hate and violence. But to those who disagree look at the
arab news and news from the west and there is one factor still the same
everytime a news camera is out in front of a mosque the religious leader of the faith gives a performance to stir the hated to boiling and you see
thousands chanting death to the west death to america.
Saddam tried to proclaim a jihad a holy war and religious zealots want the same, SH tried twice and each time the world watched and said ,
HOLY SHIT!!, So remember when you are the fly messing with the big boy on the block you want to watch out for the fly swatter.