Funny experiences at the gym

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 09:14 PM

Figured I would throw up a thread about everyone's funny or bad experiences at the gym/anywhere else. I need some good laughs!

The other day I got finished lifting and went to the desk to talk for a second and an old guy was lifting close to us and practically shit himself. I tried to hold it back but I just busted out laughing

**wh1spa** · 01-25-2013, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by EriCody

Figured I would throw up a thread about everyone's funny or bad experiences at the gym/anywhere else. I need some good laughs!

The other day I got finished lifting and went to the desk to talk for a second and an old guy was lifting close to us and practically shit himself. I tried to hold it back but I just busted out laughing

lol, was he squatting? (pun intended)

**austinite** · 01-25-2013, 09:56 PM

That's not very nice. You will be old one day.

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 09:59 PM

Well he wasn't that old. And it would have been funny if it was a young guy too!! Lol and no he was doing reverse barbell rolls!?! Lol idk it seemed funny.

**Eddie_m63** · 01-25-2013, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

That's not very nice. You will be old one day.

I don't think that's funny at all, but disgusting/embarrassing

**bdos** · 01-25-2013, 10:46 PM

I was doing cardio a few weeks ago and some member and his mate came in asked the lady at desk if he could join but only for a week lady said fine after you pay a weeks fee and for swipe card 70 bucks i think it was he then tells her ill give you fifteen and no swipe card this went on for about ten mins eventually she just came out and said piss off you free loader, i laughed so hard everyone stopped and looked at me and got the dirtiest look from these two guys.

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by bdos900

I was doing cardio a few weeks ago and some member and his mate came in asked the lady at desk if he could join but only for a week lady said fine after you pay a weeks fee and for swipe card 70 bucks i think it was he then tells her ill give you fifteen and no swipe card this went on for about ten mins eventually she just came out and said piss off you free loader, i laughed so hard everyone stopped and looked at me and got the dirtiest look from these two guys.

It's always funny to laugh at other people! Haha even yourself. I had a buddy walk Into the bathroom not locker room, one day and saw a guy taking a whore bath ( washing his junk ) lol. I thought it was funny when he came and told me about it. I woulda been like wtf, seriously?!!!?

**bigZthedestroyer** · 01-25-2013, 10:54 PM

I was at the gym the other du doing reverse curl roll downs. I have a chronic condition that causes me to uncontrollably break wind. It happened right in the middle of it....I looked up in embarrassment to see some prick kid at the counter who acted like he never heard a fart before..lol just messin op

**crazy mike** · 01-25-2013, 10:55 PM

Hey, who's talking about old guys ...huh. Glad you said it would be funny if he was young and the fact that he wasn't that old. hey but, how do you tell if someone is really old. I'm 61 and ...well I guess I'm old, but then except for my fvckin arthritis and my bursitis and my skin not so tight I feel young. My libido and my new found fatter friend (haaa you had to be on another thread to get that one) and the fact that I still lift like a mad man makes me feel young. I feel young when I look at the chics in the gym. But I don't feel young when they catch me looking. I guess that's how I know I'm not young. I'm still growing and lifting on a good Tren cycle, ha...crazy mike

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by crazy mike

Hey, who's talking about old guys ...huh. Glad you said it would be funny if he was young and the fact that he wasn't that old. hey but, how do you tell if someone is really old. I'm 61 and ...well I guess I'm old, but then except for my fvckin arthritis and my bursitis and my skin not so tight I feel young. My libido and my new found fatter friend (haaa you had to be on another thread to get that one) and the fact that I still lift like a mad man makes me feel young. I feel young when I look at the chics in the gym. But I don't feel young when they catch me looking. I guess that's how I know I'm not young. I'm still growing and lifting on a good Tren cycle, ha...crazy mike

Lol, yeah It would be funny any way it goes, and I got a guy that is 78 year old that lifts with us, and he pushes harder then anyone I know. And to the other guy I didn't know that was you doing them rows and working out with a woman trainer :P

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 11:03 PM

Has any of you had any confrontations at the gym. Were there is a smart*** and you just have to set then straight? Some people I just can't stand

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer

I was at the gym the other du doing reverse curl roll downs. I have a chronic condition that causes me to uncontrollably break wind. It happened right in the middle of it....I looked up in embarrassment to see some prick kid at the counter who acted like he never heard a fart before..lol just messin op

Z you look alot smaller in real life man :P

**crazy mike** · 01-25-2013, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

That's not very nice. You will be old one day.

Yea !

**< <Samson> >** · 01-25-2013, 11:17 PM

Last time I was at the gym there was a chick right between me and some other fool just dry humping the air.

We caught each other staring her down like ten times.

She caught my eye a few times and did it even more and just bent over with her ass about a foot away from my face.

Why can't I get more of this is? She was a straight 10.

**gearbox** · 01-25-2013, 11:26 PM

Reminds me of just last month during xmas my fam had a contest who could show the funniest or most entertaining you tube clip. Had it hooked up to big screen. My bro in law did this clip

I did the little scary girl appears in elevator

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by gearbox

Reminds me of just last month during xmas my fam had a contest who could show the funniest or most entertaining you tube clip. Had it hooked up to big screen. My bro in law did this clip

I did the little scary girl appears in elevator

I believe I seen that before lol. Search up nfl bad lip reading. I promise you'll laugh your a** off!!!

**Rwy** · 01-25-2013, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer

I was at the gym the other du doing reverse curl roll downs. I have a chronic condition that causes me to uncontrollably break wind. It happened right in the middle of it....I looked up in embarrassment to see some prick kid at the counter who acted like he never heard a fart before..lol just messin op

I actually ripped one the other night pushing the prowler...Smiled and went about my business. Give or take about 10 people probably heard it

**EriCody** · 01-25-2013, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Rwy

I actually ripped one the other night pushing the prowler...Smiled and went about my business. Give or take about 10 people probably heard it

Well people do it all the time at my gym, but it's funny when you hear it and don't expect it. It's not funny when you just smell it lmao

**crazy mike** · 01-25-2013, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by EriCody

Well people do it all the time at my gym, but it's funny when you hear it and don't expect it. It's not funny when you just smell it lmao

Protein farts are not funny

...crazy mike

**bigZthedestroyer** · 01-25-2013, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by crazy mike

Protein farts are not funny

...crazy mike

And I have been cursed with these for quite some time now!

**crazy mike** · 01-26-2013, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer

And I have been cursed with these for quite some time now!

You mean you've been cursing others with them for quite some time don't you

...not crazy mike
henss your name?

**EriCody** · 01-26-2013, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by crazy mike

You mean you've been cursing others with them for quite some time don't you

...not crazy mike
henss your name?

Lmao!! I agree, if they are that bad to you imagine what everyone else thinks

**bdos** · 01-26-2013, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by EriCody

Lmao!! I agree, if they are that bad to you imagine what everyone else thinks

Many nights iv slept on the couch because they've been worse than i have thought

**bigZthedestroyer** · 01-26-2013, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by crazy mike

You mean you've been cursing others with them for quite some time don't you

...not crazy mike
henss your name?

You mean blessing!

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-26-2013, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

Last time I was at the gym there was a chick right between me and some other fool just dry humping the air.

We caught each other staring her down like ten times.

She caught my eye a few times and did it even more and just bent over with her ass about a foot away from my face.

Why can't I get more of this is? She was a straight 10.

First thought wtf why doesn't this happen to me

Second thought why didn't you offer to spot her lol

**Iron-56** · 01-26-2013, 05:39 PM

Haven't seen much. Just this one time when this guy decided to take his shirt off and started singing.

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 01-26-2013, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

First thought wtf why doesn't this happen to me

Second thought why didn't you offer to spot her lol

Here let me cover ur ass with my face so noone can see

**< <Samson> >** · 01-26-2013, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

First thought wtf why doesn't this happen to me

Second thought why didn't you offer to spot her lol

This is the 1st time I seen something this entertaining. It was strip gym day.

I should of, I guess. But, like the rest of the other fools I was too busy staring.

Makes for a nice workout.

**Armykid93** · 01-26-2013, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer

I was at the gym the other du doing reverse curl roll downs. I have a chronic condition that causes me to uncontrollably break wind. It happened right in the middle of it....I looked up in embarrassment to see some prick kid at the counter who acted like he never heard a fart before..lol just messin op

Haha!

**Armykid93** · 01-26-2013, 07:03 PM

Saw a dude in the gym today wearing sunglasses, he was skinny as Fvck. Looked like a grade A douche.

**EriCody** · 01-26-2013, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Iron-56

Haven't seen much. Just this one time when this guy decided to take his shirt off and started singing.

I got some people that dance at the gym lol

**fit2bOld** · 01-27-2013, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by EriCody

Figured I would throw up a thread about everyone's funny or bad experiences at the gym/anywhere else. I need some good laughs!

The other day I got finished lifting and went to the desk to talk for a second and an old guy was lifting close to us and practically shit himself. I tried to hold it back but I just busted out laughing

That was me sorry bro, had a tuna wrap does it every time.