How does your wife, girlfriend, significant other deal with it?

**--->>405<<---** · 02-24-2013, 07:47 PM

i have always farted in front of my women.. i dont go out of my way but im not gonna be uncomfortable.. if they dont like it they can leave the room.. if they really dont like it they could break up with me and then i get to fu ... i mean date a different one.. yeh

**s.e.bowen** · 02-24-2013, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

I just excuse myself from the room. But since I eat less carbs I don't have as much gas

And all this time I thought it was the high protein diet!

s.e.bowen

**austinite** · 02-24-2013, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by marcus300

I don't do it around my lady and she doesn't with me so we don't have any issues.

Do your "special" suits come with a release valve?

**s.e.bowen** · 02-24-2013, 10:20 PM

As I sit here this evening with my wife and youngest son...my wife let one rip! And then another one!
I said good one honey!
Then I asked her why it was OK for her to fart in my presence and not vice-versa?
And her reply was that her farts don't bother me.
Go figure!

s.e.bowen

**TheClinch** · 02-24-2013, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by s.e.bowen

As I sit here this evening with my wife and youngest son...my wife let one rip! And then another one!
I said good one honey!
Then I asked her why it was OK for her to fart in my presence and not vice-versa?
And her reply was that her farts don't bother me.
Go figure!

s.e.bowen

All bets are off...she's hypocritical ; ) problem solved

**s.e.bowen** · 02-24-2013, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by TheClinch

All bets are off...she's hypocritical ; ) problem solved

That's my wife!
Gotta love her! LOL!!!

s.e.bowen

**TheClinch** · 02-24-2013, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by s.e.bowen

That's my wife!
Gotta love her! LOL!!!

s.e.bowen

Give her the arabian goggles...lol jk

**crazy mike** · 02-24-2013, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

kinda hard to picture a fart coming out of that nice looking thing in ur avi isnt it shsm??

Ya know i was gonna comment on the Avi pic earlier but I kept quiet. Wow, a fart is not what came to my mind...ya know

...still crazy mike

**Zodiac82** · 02-25-2013, 01:14 PM

who woulda thought a thread about farts would go 5 pages....lol

**--->>405<<---** · 02-25-2013, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by crazy mike

Ya know i was gonna comment on the Avi pic earlier but I kept quiet. Wow, a fart is not what came to my mind...ya know

...still crazy mike

LOL.. yeh kinda taints the whole thing doesnt it crazy mike!?

**marcus300** · 02-25-2013, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by austinite

Do your "special" suits come with a release valve?

Your sick man lol.

I don't really like those suits you know lol

**--->>405<<---** · 02-25-2013, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by marcus300

Your sick man lol.

I don't really like those suits you know lol

uh huh... keep sayin it one day maybe someone will believe it..

**twitz** · 02-25-2013, 02:40 PM

My BF farts in front of me allllll the time. Most of the time he blames it on the dog, squeaky sofa, whatever he can think of at the time. I just laugh. No biggie really!

**--->>405<<---** · 02-25-2013, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by twitz

My BF farts in front of me allllll the time. Most of the time he blames it on the dog, squeaky sofa, whatever he can think of at the time. I just laugh. No biggie really!

LOL.. a squeaky sofa doesnt stink up the room! LOL..

**Rwy** · 02-25-2013, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by twitz

My BF farts in front of me allllll the time. Most of the time he blames it on the dog, squeaky sofa, whatever he can think of at the time. I just laugh. No biggie really!

dont forget the duck

**twitz** · 02-25-2013, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by --->>405<<---

LOL.. a squeaky sofa doesnt stink up the room! LOL..

True!!

Originally Posted by Rwy

dont forget the duck

That too

Anything that will make light of the situation

**--->>405<<---** · 02-25-2013, 02:56 PM

surely the guys know what im talking about when u run carb cycles and go from meat and veggies to high carb day.. theres no avoiding it! ridiculous..

**MuttonChop** · 02-25-2013, 08:57 PM

Originally Posted by Shsm

Yeah, it's all fun and games until they start doing it back lol. Girl farts stink far worse than male farts IMO

Actually, scientists have already proven that women's farts indeed do smell worse then men's farts. This article is about something different but it mentions this fact: http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2013/0...light-healthy/

**diabolicsoul** · 02-26-2013, 09:33 AM

Depends on the individual. I remember when I was younger, I would always fart and hold her head under the blankets, she would come up laughing. I wouldn't dare do that to anyone anymore, so I just hold them in until I'm alone. If a girl farted in front of me all the time, I wouldn't look at her the same lol.

**Bigshotvictoria** · 02-26-2013, 10:23 AM

My wife farts more than i do. I dutch oven'd her once. She retaliated by running into the bathroom while i was showering. She farted, yelled Auschwitz, and locked me in. A little offensive to some, maybe, but I've never dutch oven'd her since.

**twitz** · 02-26-2013, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Bigshotvictoria

My wife farts more than i do. I dutch oven'd her once. She retaliated by running into the bathroom while i was showering. She farted, yelled Auschwitz, and locked me in. A little offensive to some, maybe, but I've never dutch oven'd her since.

Oh my goodness!! That's funny.