How does your wife, girlfriend, significant other deal with it?

[s.e.bowen]

Gas that is...you know : farts.
My wife makes a big deal about it lately.
I don't understand why. I don't "pass gas" any more than when we first met. I didn't hide it then and I'm certainly not going to try now.
I thought I'd see how some of you deal with it.

s.e.bowen

[austinite]

Deny Deny Deny! It was the dog.

[s.e.bowen]

Deny Deny Deny! It was the dog.

Don't have a dog, I do blame it the kids sometimes.

s.e.bowen

[Zodiac82]

Don't have a dog, I do blame it the kids sometimes.

s.e.bowen

thats what I do and my son geta uuuuupset lol

[Honkey_Kong]

I don't get what she's bitching about. My gas smells fine. It's her's that stinks.

[s.e.bowen]

I don't get what she's bitching about. My gas smells fine. It's her's that stinks.

That's what I tell my wife.
But for some reason she just doesn't believe me!!! LOL!!!

s.e.bowen

[Honkey_Kong]

Remember back in the day when women wouldn't dare pass gas or let a man know she actually "uses" the bathroom?

[Tron3219]

Remember back in the day when women wouldn't dare pass gas or let a man know she actually "uses" the bathroom?

My wife still waits for me to leave to drop deuce! Lol

-TroN-

[Hunter]

just get up and excuse yourself to another room seems like a simple fix

[Hunter]

dogs and woman all have quirks, you learn how to deal with those quirks.

[Tron3219]

I deal with it by making huge meals and trying not to leave the house for extended periods of time

-TroN-

[bdos]

We compete with eachother but i always win because girls dont do that stuff

[TheClinch]

Yeah thats a tricky answer to cut for you.

If she was more or less okay with it before then I would ask myself what is different than before.

In my case I saw my wife crap herself during labor (apparently very common...who knew lol) and ever since then it was fair game.

I guess you just gotta build off the right circumstances hahaha

[lovbyts]

I dont like girls/women who pass gas in front of me and I dont do it in front of them, on purpose anyways. It use to be easy but ever since I had some hemorrhoids removed 6 months ago I have had IBS or at least a lot of gas like I never had before and my wife says I pass gas/fart in my sleep. Not much I can do about that. Ive tried most of the gas products. Only thing that helps a little is Imodium AD.

If you can help it just hold it until you are alone or excuse yourself. There is really no reason to be that comfortable with someone. I dont like to be in the bathroom when my wife pees or anything else especially but she seems OK with the peeing, me not so much.

I like the good old days like mentioned above where you didnt know a girl farts or takes a dump. We need to get back to the basics where men are men and women are ladies or at least pretend to be.

[Soar]

I Dutch oven the girlfriend on a regular basis. If she can't handle it now hows she going to be able to handle it forever? Lol

[s.e.bowen]

Yeah thats a tricky answer to cut for you.

If she was more or less okay with it before then I would ask myself what is different than before.

In my case I saw my wife crap herself during labor (apparently very common...who knew lol) and ever since then it was fair game.

I guess you just gotta build off the right circumstances hahaha

LOL! Me too. Not just once but twice! The second time I cleaned her up. We were giving birth at home and me and and our other kids were the only ones the there.

I told her she didn't have to be embarrassed.

s.e.bowen

[TheClinch]

LOL! Me too. Not just once but twice! The second time I cleaned her up. We were giving birth at home and me and and our other kids were the only ones the there.

I told her she didn't have to be embarrassed.

s.e.bowen

Oh for sure there is nothing to be ashamed about regarding that. Lol, we had a midwife delivery and she had it gone so fast if you blinked you would have missed it anyways.
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If a girl is sensitive to the smell or just doesn't like the action itself then the least you could do is not gas her out.

Man I remember times when I would get stomach aches from delaying so long while on a date...

[Hazard]

I dont like girls/women who pass gas in front of me and I dont do it in front of them, on purpose anyways. It use to be easy but ever since I had some hemorrhoids removed 6 months ago I have had IBS or at least a lot of gas like I never had before and my wife says I pass gas/fart in my sleep. Not much I can do about that. Ive tried most of the gas products. Only thing that helps a little is Imodium AD.

If you can help it just hold it until you are alone or excuse yourself. There is really no reason to be that comfortable with someone. I dont like to be in the bathroom when my wife pees or anything else especially but she seems OK with the peeing, me not so much.

I like the good old days like mentioned above where you didnt know a girl farts or takes a dump. We need to get back to the basics where men are men and women are ladies or at least pretend to be.

A fvcking MEN!

I'm starting to thinks the human race is devolving.....

I don't and will never intentionally fart around a woman. It doesn't mean I'm not comfortable with her...... There's no reason IMO to make her smell my ass or her make me smell hers.

I'd rather live this way..... Lol

~Haz~

[GirlyGymRat]

A fvcking MEN!

I'm starting to thinks the human race is devolving.....

I don't and will never intentionally fart around a woman. It doesn't mean I'm not comfortable with her...... There's no reason IMO to make her smell my ass or her make me smell hers.

I'd rather live this way..... Lol

~Haz~

I am with you! I have far more class!!!

[TheClinch]

I am with you! I have far more class!!!

Check in on that claim ten years into marriage ; )

[GirlyGymRat]

Check in on that claim ten years into marriage ; )

Sorry. I have high standards for myself!

[TheClinch]

Sorry. I have high standards for myself!

Felt a little pinch there lol
I am going way out on a limb here but, there will more than likely be a time when you feel relieved that you dont need to do the unnatural thing and delay for the sake of social etiquette with your partner. Just sayin because unless you have a special circumstance that particular day with your tummy there's usually no harm done.

In my opinion respecting each others natural body functions is more evolved than the old held belief that your are classless or uneducated if you pass wind in the presence of your family.

Having said that, I definitely do not go out of my way to break wind around my sweetheart but its not something that is unacceptable by either of us.

I guess it must be a perk of being that comfortable with each other.

[Times Roman]

I must be a freak, but mine smell like someone is baking an apple pie....

.....and heres' the funny part. the more i fart, the closer we get as a family. yesterday, I let out a long rip, and next thing you know, my daughter is cuddling next to me on the couch. I'm thinking damn! So I let another rip, and then there's my woman on the other side of me, on the couch. Finally, I let out this incredibly long one, so loud the curtains started flapping, but next thing you know, it's like this family ggroup hug. So, all i can say is that if you live a good life, and do the right things, then others will want to be close to you. Even your farts will come out sweet and enticing, and your flatulance will be in high demand.

[GirlyGymRat]

Felt a little pinch there lol
I am going way out on a limb here but, there will more than likely be a time when you feel relieved that you dont need to do the unnatural thing and delay for the sake of social etiquette with your partner. Just sayin because unless you have a special circumstance that particular day with your tummy there's usually no harm done.

In my opinion respecting each others natural body functions is more evolved than the old held belief that your are classless or uneducated if you pass wind in the presence of your family.

Having said that, I definitely do not go out of my way to break wind around my sweetheart but its not something that is unacceptable by either of us.

I guess it must be a perk of being that comfortable with each other.

I just excuse myself from the room. But since I eat less carbs I don't have as much gas

[GirlyGymRat]

I must be a freak, but mine smell like someone is baking an apple pie....

.....and heres' the funny part. the more i fart, the closer we get as a family. yesterday, I let out a long rip, and next thing you know, my daughter is cuddling next to me on the couch. I'm thinking damn! So I let another rip, and then there's my woman on the other side of me, on the couch. Finally, I let out this incredibly long one, so loud the curtains started flapping, but next thing you know, it's like this family ggroup hug. So, all i can say is that if you live a good life, and do the right things, then others will want to be close to you. Even your farts will come out sweet and enticing, and your flatulance will be in high demand.

Apple pie my booty.

[smeeto]

She learned to accept, if not love them. I've gotten so comfortable with my gas that i sometimes forget that not everyone is cool with me just letting them rip anywhere i want. Its landed me in some awkward situations, but i'm at peace with myself and my gas.

[marcus300]

I don't do it around my lady and she doesn't with me so we don't have any issues.

[milky01623]

My 4 year old daughter has banned me from her bedroom for trumping as in her words "daddy you stink"

[ghettoboyd]

I must be a freak, but mine smell like someone is baking an apple pie....

.....and heres' the funny part. the more i fart, the closer we get as a family. yesterday, I let out a long rip, and next thing you know, my daughter is cuddling next to me on the couch. I'm thinking damn! So I let another rip, and then there's my woman on the other side of me, on the couch. Finally, I let out this incredibly long one, so loud the curtains started flapping, but next thing you know, it's like this family ggroup hug. So, all i can say is that if you live a good life, and do the right things, then others will want to be close to you. Even your farts will come out sweet and enticing, and your flatulance will be in high demand.

LMFAO MAN!!!!...that's some funny shit right there I think I just peed my pants lol....

[spywizard]

from her stand point, you don't love her, she's not important enough to you to change..

it's a slippery slope once you start going down that road...

[s.e.bowen]

Oh for sure there is nothing to be ashamed about regarding that. Lol, we had a midwife delivery and she had it gone so fast if you blinked you would have missed it anyways.
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If a girl is sensitive to the smell or just doesn't like the action itself then the least you could do is not gas her out.

Man I remember times when I would get stomach aches from delaying so long while on a date...

True. I used to try not to do it around her, although at times there was no stopping it, but now that we've been married for 12 years I guess I'm not as considerate. Thanks for getting me to take a look at that.

s.e.bowen

[spywizard]

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[s.e.bowen]

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I gotta get some!!!

s.e.bowen

[TheClinch]

Bahahaha there you go

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[Shsm]

I Dutch oven the girlfriend on a regular basis. If she can't handle it now hows she going to be able to handle it forever? Lol

Yeah, it's all fun and games until they start doing it back lol. Girl farts stink far worse than male farts IMO

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Yeah, it's all fun and games until they start doing it back lol. Girl farts stink far worse than male farts IMO

kinda hard to picture a fart coming out of that nice looking thing in ur avi isnt it shsm??

[Rwy]

I fart in front of my gf all the time.

In fact if I know its a good one I will run into the room she is in jump, spin in the air and fart and then walk out of the room like nothing ever happened.

Its just so odd that some people are so repulsed by it and others find it so funny.

[Rwy]

Yeah, it's all fun and games until they start doing it back lol. Girl farts stink far worse than male farts IMO

I dated a girl that did this. She dropped a duece and heard her farting and laughing. A hot prissy girl too.

Like any man with double standards I broke up with her very quickly

[Shsm]

kinda hard to picture a fart coming out of that nice looking thing in ur avi isnt it shsm??

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