If You Marry A Canadian Girl, Here's The Difference..

[gixxerboy1]

At the risk of derailing my own thread, you'll never guess who i tripped over last night while perusing this site...partyboynyc!! I laughed my freakin azz off!! I was in tears reading his "Anti-Masturbation Spider" thread! Hahahahahahaha

If you have his number, text him and tell him to come back! Or give it to me so i can text him!! I'll gladly chip in for his next cycle if he promises to return and remain here for at least 6 mos!

lol, i havent talked to him in a while. Yes his threads were epic.

[-Ender-]

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days. But on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results. But the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye. Apparently his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. But he still has some difficulty when he pees..

seems like it would be a good time to try to introduce a third person into bedroom activity. Might spice the relationship up a bit and rekindle stale feelings.

[GirlyGymRat]

lol, i havent talked to him in a while. Yes his threads were epic.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...!#.US-PLdq9LTo

[Knockout_Power]

We've been to Canada, I didn't think they had lawns to mow up there!

Plenty of bush to plow though

[TheClinch]

Plenty of bush to plow though

Haha nice

[MickeyKnox]

lol, i havent talked to him in a while. Yes his threads were epic.

Hands down the best story teller that AR has ever seen! Dig him up Gixx! I know you have the powers

[ElectraMaddox]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...!#.US-PLdq9LTo

That was funny

[bdos]

Lmao the detail in the story is great best of all it had a happy ending