If You Marry A Canadian Girl, Here's The Difference..

[MickeyKnox]

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days. But on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results. But the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye. Apparently his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. But he still has some difficulty when he pees..

[MuscleInk]

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days. But on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results. But the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye. Apparently his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. But he still has some difficulty when he pees..

Lmao.

I'm not showing this to HAW. I have her trained the way I want her. (Good god don't tell her I said that!!!!!)

[stpete]

haha...

[>Good Luck<]

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days. But on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results. But the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye. Apparently his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. But he still has some difficulty when he pees..

Ain't that the truth!

[Capebuffalo]

Point of the story Canadian men can take an ass whoopin?

lol

[ElectraMaddox]

Lmao.

I'm not showing this to HAW. I have her trained the way I want her. (Good god don't tell her I said that!!!!!)

I see a sequel to lunks thread

[MuscleInk]

I see a sequel to lunks thread

We're men. We're slow learners. We need to screw up 1/2 a dozen times to figure sh1t out. Lol

[MickeyKnox]

We're men. We're slow learners. We need to screw up 1/2 a dozen times to figure sh1t out. Lol

And usually, after the swelling goes down, we have it figured out..lol

[ElectraMaddox]

And usually, after the swelling goes down, we have it figured out..lol

I thought that was when you forget and do the samething all over again

[knuckles69]

Hahaha damn right. Mine just about back hands me daily

[austinite]

I was wondering why you had 2 black eyes last week. I guess she told you twice.

[MuscleInk]

My HAW says I look good in black and blue.

[Papa Smurf]

I guess thats why I lost my parts manager(a woman) to a Knook................................

[ElectraMaddox]

My HAW says I look good in black and blue.

She makes sure you're wearing black and blue

[--->>405<<---]

Lmao.

I'm not showing this to HAW. I have her trained the way I want her. (Good god don't tell her I said that!!!!!)

MI wat exactly does HAW stand for?

[--->>405<<---]

hot asian wife??

[MuscleInk]

hot asian wife??

Yes sir, you got it. I think it might of been Lunk that coined the term for me initially.

[MickeyKnox]

I thought that was when you forget and do the samething all over again

That too! lol

[MickeyKnox]

hot asian wife??

And she has earned that title..easily.

[ElectraMaddox]

That too! lol

Lol..

[gearbox]

She is definitely a HAW. And I know for sure ink is not blind with his choice!

[MuscleInk]

She is definitely a HAW. And I know for sure ink is not blind with his choice!

I already told you I'd give you the bacstat for free! Lol (j/k).

Thanks GB.

[calgarian]

oh come on canadian girls arent that bad.....but of course I skip the marrying part and just jump to honey moon part.....all of them take order very good and obey but of course they are not regarding cleaning the house and shit

[songdog]

Sometimes a woman just needs a trip across the knee

[MuscleInk]

Sometimes a woman just needs a trip across the knee

I'm picturing a sexual position but I don't think that's what you meant.

[Times Roman]

Point of the story Canadian men can take an ass whoopin?

lol

So Cape.....

.....sounds like you are saying Canadian men are pvssies? =)

[MuscleInk]

So Cape.....

.....sounds like you are saying Canadian men are pvssies? =)

I thought he was saying Canadian men CAN take an ass whopping, American men can NOT. That would make the Americans pvssies.

[TheClinch]

The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days. But on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results. But the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything either. But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of his left eye. Apparently his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. But he still has some difficulty when he pees..

I married a latin american woman for this reason then I realized they can lay epic ass whoopings and totally rise to the occasion when an ass whooping is about to be served.

Canadian women can be a handful but a latina...stop me right now.

[Knockout_Power]

I like Canadian womens attitudes... but I agree with Clinch, Latin women do have a way with laying on the attitude with a bit more style/class.

[BengalWoman]

We've been to Canada, I didn't think they had lawns to mow up there!

[TheClinch]

We've been to Canada, I didn't think they had lawns to mow up there!

Haha I remember my inlaws to be thought we were all tundra walking, whale fat burning, eskimos....

[BengalWoman]

Haha I remember my inlaws to be thought we were all tundra walking, whale fat burning, eskimos....

With polar bear crossing zone signs on the streets!

[TheClinch]

With polar bear crossing zone signs on the streets!

Maybe in northern Saskatchewan or Manitoba lol

Too funny

[lovbyts]

Thanks for reminding me, im dur for a pedicure. I think I will let the wife sleep tonight and she can do it in the morning.

Obviously not Canadian, Filipino.

[Perseverance1]

Thanks for reminding me, im dur for a pedicure. I think I will let the wife sleep tonight and she can do it in the morning.

Obviously not Canadian, Filipino.

This guy is winning. I'm gonna get myself an Asian as well someday. Isn't it funny how the Thai and Filipino chicks LOVE to clean you? Damn girls are experts....I swab my ears every single day before bed and after my morning shower...but I don't even wanna go into details about the stuff one Thai girl got outta there......

Anyway, back to the main point...go to Asia for a wife until the American/Canadian chicks learn a thing or two....the love us men...but I don't see too many male Thai/Japanese/Filipino to female westerner happy couplings...

[MuscleInk]

We've been to Canada, I didn't think they had lawns to mow up there!

We have to mow our own. Not enough Mexicans this far north! Lol

[TheClinch]

We have to mow our own. Not enough Mexicans this far north! Lol

Haha

[MickeyKnox]

With polar bear crossing zone signs on the streets!

Hmmm...seems you guys have trouble with Deer crossing signs. Check it out, i believe this is a real telephone call..lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8

[gixxerboy1]

Haha I remember my inlaws to be thought we were all tundra walking, whale fat burning, eskimos....

Your not?

[MickeyKnox]

Your not?

At the risk of derailing my own thread, you'll never guess who i tripped over last night while perusing this site...partyboynyc!! I laughed my freakin azz off!! I was in tears reading his "Anti-Masturbation Spider" thread! Hahahahahahaha

If you have his number, text him and tell him to come back! Or give it to me so i can text him!! I'll gladly chip in for his next cycle if he promises to return and remain here for at least 6 mos!