We finally got caught!

[lstbred]

The kids we're away for the night, me & the wife were planning on chilling with margarita's, bbq, ufc fights and some dirty time, well were pretty lit up, full belly's and fights in the backround and yes you got it, do some dirty work in the front room when.....you quessed it, here comes my oldest daughter through the front door, who see's my big white ass and leaves without a word aahahahahahah I'm not sure who's gonna be scarred worse. She a pretty reallistic kid (&19) so it probably is'nt THAT big of a deal. Anybody else been caught? lets hear your story.

[austinite]

lol.

[thehor]

haha.

[Times Roman]

never been caught by my kids.

never been caught by parents.

I'm a sneaky bastad!

[krugerr]

The kids we're away for the night, me & the wife were planning on chilling with margarita's, bbq, ufc fights and some dirty time, well were pretty lit up, full belly's and fights in the backround and yes you got it, do some dirty work in the front room when.....you quessed it, here comes my oldest daughter through the front door, who see's my big white ass and leaves without a word aahahahahahah I'm not sure who's gonna be scarred worse. She a pretty reallistic kid (&19) so it probably is'nt THAT big of a deal. Anybody else been caught? lets hear your story.

Not by my son, he's only two. But when I was younger I've had parents walk in on me.

For a while I was living at my aunts house whilst I was studying at college. Anyway, my cousin is the same age as me, were real close and spend a lot of time together, we'd been out at the pub drinking for a couple hours, and decided we'd go home, get changed, and head to town and make a night if it.
We get in and I walk up stairs, it's only around 11pm, aunts bedroom door is open so I just poke my head in to say were heading back out again. I see my uncle plotting away, I didn't say a word, just walked straight down the hall to my room and start silently laughing. I hear my cousin on the stairs, he gets to the top and sees me laughing really hard, he pokes his head in his mums room to say what I was going to say, obviously saw the same as me. He turned, red faced walked straight into my room and also burst out laughing.
What made it funnier for me was the fact that I was laughing so hard I couldn't warn him. Lol.
About 30 seconds later we heard the bedroom door slam. I guess the realised they'd been made!

[tigerspawn]

The kids we're away for the night, me & the wife were planning on chilling with margarita's, bbq, ufc fights and some dirty time, well were pretty lit up, full belly's and fights in the backround and yes you got it, do some dirty work in the front room when.....you quessed it, here comes my oldest daughter through the front door, who see's my big white ass and leaves without a word aahahahahahah I'm not sure who's gonna be scarred worse. She a pretty reallistic kid (&19) so it probably is'nt THAT big of a deal. Anybody else been caught? lets hear your story.

LOL Were you guys doing the deed when she walked in? God I hope not. She is already going to need therapy. If she witnessed you guys having sex it would be years of therapy. LOL I don’t care how old I get I don’t ever want to see my parents naked. Hell I wouldn’t even want to see my siblings naked.

[DB1982]

I never been busted but when I was younger I took the VCR from the living room to my bedroom.
So me n my girl could bang while watching porn.

Well long story short after we finished my dad knocks on the door.
I say come in like no big deal.
My dad asked " you take my VCR??
I'm like yeah we're watching a movie.
My dad looks at the TV and immediately shuts the door. My girl is laughing so hard I'm like What???? She points at the TV!!!

And there it is The porn was still playing!!!!!

My Dad later asked as we walked through the living room how was the Movie lol!!

[Armykid93]

I never been busted but when I was younger I took the VCR from the living room to my bedroom.
So me n my girl could bang while watching porn.

Well long story short after we finished my dad knocks on the door.
I say come in like no big deal.
My dad asked " you take my VCR??
I'm like yeah we're watching a movie.
My dad looks at the TV and immediately shuts the door. My girl is laughing so hard I'm like What???? She points at the TV!!!

And there it is The porn was still playing!!!!!

My Dad later asked as we walked through the living room how was the Movie lol!!

Lol that's freakin hysterical

I've only been caught making out by my parents thankfully lol

[canesfan804]

I was caught by my mother one time. My mom went to do her nightly kitchen routine of cleaning up all the dinner dishes. Well we had converted the garage into a living room. There were basically 2 doors you would have to open to come in from the main house. Well I start doing my girlfriend with her pants around her ankles so I am locked in with no way to have a fast deployment. Well mom doubled back for whatever reason and I was stuck with a blanket over us.

Mom- GET OFF OF HER RIGHT NOW!!!
Me- Uhhhh..... I can't???
Mom- I am gonna walk out for 10 seconds and you BETTER BE OFF HER!!!

Funny thing is that is not even the most awkward thing that has ever happened.

[cj111]

I got caught fappin it at work once, always remember to lock doors

[Zodiac82]

I never been busted but when I was younger I took the VCR from the living room to my bedroom.
So me n my girl could bang while watching porn.

Well long story short after we finished my dad knocks on the door.
I say come in like no big deal.
My dad asked " you take my VCR??
I'm like yeah we're watching a movie.
My dad looks at the TV and immediately shuts the door. My girl is laughing so hard I'm like What???? She points at the TV!!!

And there it is The porn was still playing!!!!!

My Dad later asked as we walked through the living room how was the Movie lol!!

lol

I was caught by my mother one time. My mom went to do her nightly kitchen routine of cleaning up all the dinner dishes. Well we had converted the garage into a living room. There were basically 2 doors you would have to open to come in from the main house. Well I start doing my girlfriend with her pants around her ankles so I am locked in with no way to have a fast deployment. Well mom doubled back for whatever reason and I was stuck with a blanket over us.

Mom- GET OFF OF HER RIGHT NOW!!!
Me- Uhhhh..... I can't???
Mom- I am gonna walk out for 10 seconds and you BETTER BE OFF HER!!!

Funny thing is that is not even the most awkward thing that has ever happened.

thats too funny

I got caught fappin it at work once, always remember to lock doors

lolol wtf

-Release the Kracken!!!-

[Zodiac82]

havent been caught by the the kids BUT about 1-2 years ago my son (7-6 respectively) asked my fiance what were w doin last night....she said nothin why....he said because I heard u goin" ahh ahh ah oh yehh"
lmao

-Release the Kracken!!!-

[spywizard]

Not by my son, he's only two. But when I was younger I've had parents walk in on me.

For a while I was living at my aunts house whilst I was studying at college. Anyway, my cousin is the same age as me, were real close and spend a lot of time together, we'd been out at the pub drinking for a couple hours, and decided we'd go home, get changed, and head to town and make a night if it.
We get in and I walk up stairs, it's only around 11pm, aunts bedroom door is open so I just poke my head in to say were heading back out again. I see my uncle plotting away, I didn't say a word, just walked straight down the hall to my room and start silently laughing. I hear my cousin on the stairs, he gets to the top and sees me laughing really hard, he pokes his head in his mums room to say what I was going to say, obviously saw the same as me. He turned, red faced walked straight into my room and also burst out laughing.
What made it funnier for me was the fact that I was laughing so hard I couldn't warn him. Lol.
About 30 seconds later we heard the bedroom door slam. I guess the realised they'd been made!

what's really funny is does she ever kiss you good night??

[ChiveOn]

My mother walked in on me THE DAY I got back from my boot camp lol. Like... Ma, I haven't seen an attractive woman in 3months and I come home to my live in gf.... Why the fuxk do you think we were in the basement at 3am?

[songdog]

Never I am too sneeky

[Hoggage_54]

post some pics of your 19 year old daughter...

[lstbred]

is that supposed to be funny?

[lovbyts]

is that supposed to be funny?

Yes it's funny and I have a 19yr old daughter also. No biggie.

I was on my 2nd or 3rd date with a new girls, never met the parents or anyone yet. She was 15, I was, older and we were in her bedroom upstairs old style house and in the middle of passion the hall light at the top of the stairs turned on. It gave us time to stop, cover and wait. Her mom came to the top of the stairs, looked around the corner and said OH, I just wanted to see if anyone was home.

Mom and step dad had been at the Eagles for most of the night as usual so they were not to worried about anything and for the most part didn't give a sh*t about her or her younger brother as long as they stayed out of the way.

The problem was to get out of the bedroom the stairs wend down into their bedroom right next to their bed so I had to quietly sneak out a few hours later without making any noise. This went on for the next 4 years. lol

[Java Man]

I was 18, gf 16. Were going at it and her mom just comes in. three girls in the house, no dad, no boys so I guess they walked around naked and didn't knock. Anyways we had heard her mom coming so I actually rolled off the bed between the wall and the side of the bed as she's opening the door. I'm laying in that crack sideways. Her mom didn't know I was there at all, and her mom is stark naked! I couldn't see but my gf told me haha. Never moved that fast in my life! the funniest part is that I rolled back up after her mom left and we finished up

[Java Man]

The kids we're away for the night, me & the wife were planning on chilling with margarita's, bbq, ufc fights and some dirty time, well were pretty lit up, full belly's and fights in the backround and yes you got it, do some dirty work in the front room when.....you quessed it, here comes my oldest daughter through the front door, who see's my big white ass and leaves without a word aahahahahahah I'm not sure who's gonna be scarred worse. She a pretty reallistic kid (&19) so it probably is'nt THAT big of a deal. Anybody else been caught? lets hear your story.

Haha! Mine never caught me (that I know of!)

[kronik420]

my gf walked in on me and her best friend....

[BeastBro66]

my gf walked in on me and her best friend....

Did she jump in?

[BeastBro66]

I was caught in various situations as a teenager, but never in my adult life.

The funniest story about getting caught that I ever heard was from this girl I know. This is how she told the story

When she was a teenager her parents were out, so she invited her boyfriend over. They went out on the back deck and started making out. She dropped to her knees and started bobbing her head. All of a sudden the sliding glass door opens. She looks up (with stick still in mouth) and is looking her mother dead in the eyes.

She said her mom just shut the door and walked away. They didn't speak for months.

[JAB1]

Never been caught and never walked in on parents. However as a kid I used to be terrified at night about a headless horseman type figure. Almost everynight once it got late and I was in bed I would hear the headless horseman galloping toward me, getting louder and LOUDER...I just knew any moment he would burst through my door and killl me!!! As I got older I realized it was the folks pouning away......

[Hoggage_54]

is that supposed to be funny?

You must be new to the lounge...

[kronik420]

Did she jump in?

lol no..

[RescuesPitbulls]

You must be new to the lounge...

lmfao

[Honkey_Kong]

Yes it's funny and I have a 19yr old daughter also. No biggie.

I was on my 2nd or 3rd date with a new girls, never met the parents or anyone yet. She was 15, I was, older and we were in her bedroom upstairs old style house and in the middle of passion the hall light at the top of the stairs turned on. It gave us time to stop, cover and wait. Her mom came to the top of the stairs, looked around the corner and said OH, I just wanted to see if anyone was home.

Mom and step dad had been at the Eagles for most of the night as usual so they were not to worried about anything and for the most part didn't give a sh*t about her or her younger brother as long as they stayed out of the way.

The problem was to get out of the bedroom the stairs wend down into their bedroom right next to their bed so I had to quietly sneak out a few hours later without making any noise. This went on for the next 4 years. lol

Didn't this story happen 5 years ago?

[lovbyts]

Didn't this story happen 5 years ago?

LOL, no it was a little longer than that. Never got caught 5 years ago.

[crazy mike]

Back in the sixties. My girlfriend got caught on Miami Beach one night. We back up from the water and almost in the brush at a vacant lot on Miami beach. So it's dark and she's got no panties on with her legs spread wide facing the wooded lot, my face is buried when a cop sneaks out of the bushes with the flashlight shining in her you know what. No a funny one. She's under age, and after questioning he said to us well didn't you have enough to eat. Then some foul remarks. Then he lets us go after he got is nut from grossing her out. Not real funny. ...crazy mike

[spywizard]

Never been caught and never walked in on parents. However as a kid I used to be terrified at night about a headless horseman type figure. Almost everynight once it got late and I was in bed I would hear the headless horseman galloping toward me, getting louder and LOUDER...I just knew any moment he would burst through my door and killl me!!! As I got older I realized it was the folks pouning away......

that's kind of what my kids said too... once they realized what we were doing they would cry just a little everynight..

[JAB1]

that's kind of what my kids said too... once they realized what we were doing they would cry just a little everynight..

LOL I feel their pain!!!

[belva]

I can say I caught my parents when I was a kid...and they told me I ask them "what are you doing to mama?"

[lovbyts]

I can say I caught my parents when I was a kid...and they told me I ask them "what are you doing to mama?"

And they told you ????

[BG]

the kids we're away for the night, me & the wife were planning on chilling with margarita's, bbq, ufc fights and some dirty time, well were pretty lit up, full belly's and fights in the backround and yes you got it, do some dirty work in the front room when.....you quessed it, here comes my oldest daughter through the front door, who see's my big white ass and leaves without a word aahahahahahah i'm not sure who's gonna be scarred worse. She a pretty reallistic kid (&19) so it probably is'nt that big of a deal. Anybody else been caught? Lets hear your story.

lmao !!!!!

[Fcarey32]

I was taking a girl home after homecoming night my junior year in high school, ya know no biggie and as we pull into her drive way she decides to get all freaky, and it just so happens after about 10-15 minutes her mom walks outside and starts tapping on the drivers side window of my truck... Let it be said I never talked to her again... Haha

[irlkev]

Myself and my girlfriend were both 17, came back to her house after being out for a few drinks. Proceeded to get down to it on the sitting room floor with a duvet over us. Her born again Christian mother walked in on us and yanked the duvet off us leaving me lying there on the floor totally naked. She then proceeded to get a sweeping brush and start hitting me with it. At the same time the family German shepherd dog was trying to take a piece out of me. I managed to somehow grab my jeans and make a run for it. Ended up having to walk the half mile home shoeless and topless.

[thegodfather]

Yes Sir...... Decided to smash the GF in the middle of watching a movie, spooning, and forgot to lock the door, hear moms footsteps only a few away, so I just stopped, and me and the gf laid there, mom had an entire conversation with us as she sat on the bed, and then walked out, she never knew a thing.....

[belva]

And they told you ????

Lucky enough I don't remember...they told me it happened and that was already enough information