The Official Simpsons Trivia Thread (get in here so i can smack you symatech)

[BigGreen]

David B.,

Does your lack of response to my "higher learning" questions above mean that I finally got you??

[David B.]

Originally posted by BigGreen

Does your lack of response to my "higher learning" questions above mean that I finally got you??

That is correct. I don't know the answers to those. Not even an inlking of a hint of a clue of an answer.

--dave

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by David B.


That is correct. I don't know the answers to those. Not even an inlking of a hint of a clue of an answer.

--dave

I own this thread, baby!!!!! Just kidding, but when you get smacked around in your own thread as much as I have, you take your victories where you can get them.

[Terinox]

In the episode where The Simpsons ride the train with the hobo, and he tells them stories, he tells one in which Bart and Nelson play the characters of Mark Twains, Huckelberry Finn book. (I think).

In that sketch, Bart and Nelson were wanted for two separate crimes, and they were posted on small wooden thinggy's beside Apu's old fashioned store, what were these two crimes?!?

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by BigGreen
David B.,

Does your lack of response to my "higher learning" questions above mean that I finally got you??

Okay, here are the answers:

When Lisa is freaking out about schools, she imagines she'll never get into Harvard and will have to settle for Brown (an Ivy League school in Rhode Island...with the insider joke being that it's - wrongfully - considered the toilet of the ivies by many at other ivies), to which Skinner replies "otto spent time at Brown, isnt' that true, otto?", and otto adds "Damn straight, almost got tenure too!"

And, i'm dissapointed no one got the last one....as she was "drinking like a Dartmouth boy!!"

[David B.]

Originally posted by Terinox

In that sketch, Bart and Nelson were wanted for two separate crimes, and they were posted on small wooden thinggy's beside Apu's old fashioned store, what were these two crimes?!?

I am SO stumped...

--dave

[Terinox]

Originally posted by Terinox
In the episode where The Simpsons ride the train with the hobo, and he tells them stories, he tells one in which Bart and Nelson play the characters of Mark Twains, Huckelberry Finn book. (I think).

In that sketch, Bart and Nelson were wanted for two separate crimes, and they were posted on small wooden thinggy's beside Apu's old fashioned store, what were these two crimes?!?

Alright, I'm quoting myself to repeat the question, SOMEONE should get this. Come on BigGreen, Mr. Simpson himself Got any clue?

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by Terinox


Alright, I'm quoting myself to repeat the question, SOMEONE should get this. Come on BigGreen, Mr. Simpson himself Got any clue?

If I recall, and I'm barely remembering this, weren't they the opposite of one another? Like one was scallywag huntin and the other was huntin scallywag?? I'm probably way off.

[Terinox]

Originally posted by BigGreen


If I recall, and I'm barely remembering this, weren't they the opposite of one another? Like one was scallywag huntin and the other was huntin scallywag?? I'm probably way off.

Sorry, incorrect. Nelson is wanted for skipping out on the forced wedding between himself and Lisa. Bart, is wanted for "moonshining" as in dropping his pants and mooning everyone at the wedding ceremony.

[symatech]

What is the name of homers police force?

How does homer bust fat tony in this episode?

When fat tony brings in his jersey muscle what parody follows?


What was Santas Little Helper's number at the race track?

[Terinox]

Originally posted by symatech
What is the name of homers police force?

How does homer bust fat tony in this episode?

When fat tony brings in his jersey muscle what parody follows?


What was Santas Little Helper's number at the race track?

1. I think it was called "Spring Shield"

2. Can't remember

3. They wanna kill Homer, but Maggie saves him with a gun, shooting from her window.

4. Was it number 9?

[symatech]

1 is right. 2 is wrong. 3. is wrong. 4 is wrong. 25% of your answers were right. Ill leave em up for a little so some other bros can shoot a guess.

[David B.]

Originally posted by symatech
What is the name of homers police force?

How does homer bust fat tony in this episode?

When fat tony brings in his jersey muscle what parody follows?


What was Santas Little Helper's number at the race track?

1: Terinox already answered
2: ?????
3: Sopranos parody
4: 8

[skinnyhb]

last names of these people:
moe
apu
carl

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by skinnyhb
last names of these people:
moe
apu
carl

moe "sizlack"
apu "nahasapietahma"
carl "??"

[Strut99GT]

Originally posted by BigGreen


moe "sizlack"
apu "nahasapietahma"
carl "??"

Carl Carlson!

[David B.]

Originally posted by BigGreen


moe "sizlack"
apu "nahasapietahma"
carl "??"

That's "Szyslak" and "Nahasapeemapetilon."

What is Otto's last name?

--dave

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by David B.


That's "Szyslak" and "Nahasapeemapetilon."

What is Otto's last name?

--dave

LeMans?

[alevok]

his name is Cujo

[David B.]

Originally posted by BigGreen


LeMans?

Well, you got three letters right...

It's "Mann."

--dave

[BigGreen]

Originally posted by David B.


Well, you got three letters right...

It's "Mann."

--dave

Hmmm...so "hey otto man(n)" isn't just a meaningless phrase bart uses.

[David B.]

Originally posted by BigGreen


Hmmm...so "hey otto man(n)" isn't just a meaningless phrase bart uses.

Exactly!!!

--dave

[Terinox]

This thread is HILARIOUS! Keep these questions coming!!!

Here is one:

In the episode which The Simpsons go to Florida, and end up supposedly killing the town's Crocodile, once the judge finds out the Croc. was not actually dead, he bans them from the state of Florida. When they get back home, Marge crosses out Florida on a big map of the U.S., and there is only one state left, which is it?

[David B.]

Originally posted by Terinox
This thread is HILARIOUS! Keep these questions coming!!!

Here is one:

In the episode which The Simpsons go to Florida, and end up supposedly killing the town's Crocodile, once the judge finds out the Croc. was not actually dead, he bans them from the state of Florida. When they get back home, Marge crosses out Florida on a big map of the U.S., and there is only one state left, which is it?

Canada!

Just kidding...

--dave

[David B.]

What kind of car did Marge drive when she was in high school?

--dave

[skinnyhb]

Originally posted by Terinox
This thread is HILARIOUS! Keep these questions coming!!!

Here is one:

In the episode which The Simpsons go to Florida, and end up supposedly killing the town's Crocodile, once the judge finds out the Croc. was not actually dead, he bans them from the state of Florida. When they get back home, Marge crosses out Florida on a big map of the U.S., and there is only one state left, which is it?

North Dakota, to which Bart says something to the effect of, "well, ive always wanted to see Mount Rushmore."

[skinnyhb]

Originally posted by David B.
What kind of car did Marge drive when she was in high school?

--dave

im pretty sure it was a VW bug, but i could be mistaken.

[Terinox]

Originally posted by skinnyhb



North Dakota, to which Bart says something to the effect of, "well, ive always wanted to see Mount Rushmore."

Very good!!

[David B.]

Originally posted by skinnyhb


im pretty sure it was a VW bug, but i could be mistaken.

The VW was Artie's. Marge drove an AMC Gremlin.

--dave

[skinnyhb]

ah yes.

[BigGreen]

Bart and Lisa go on a trip to capital city and are teamed up to design a flag. Lisa picks a certain wording for the new state flag (as the old one has the stars and bars - particularly troubling as they are a northern state) and bart rearranges it to his liking. What was lisa's original wording, and what was Bart's new wording?

[David B.]

Originally posted by BigGreen
Bart and Lisa go on a trip to capital city and are teamed up to design a flag. Lisa picks a certain wording for the new state flag (as the old one has the stars and bars - particularly troubling as they are a northern state) and bart rearranges it to his liking. What was lisa's original wording, and what was Bart's new wording?

I am so stumped.

I'm just not very good with trivia from recent episodes, I'm more familiar with the classics.

--dave

[956Vette]

Originally posted by BigGreen
Bart and Lisa go on a trip to capital city and are teamed up to design a flag. Lisa picks a certain wording for the new state flag (as the old one has the stars and bars - particularly troubling as they are a northern state) and bart rearranges it to his liking. What was lisa's original wording, and what was Bart's new wording?

Was it learn to Fart or something???

[956Vette]

Someone describe the "Puberty Boy" in the simpsons

[956Vette]

I bet very few people could find this one out.

-How many jobs has the character Gil had?

[Terinox]

Originally posted by 956Vette
I bet very few people could find this one out.

-How many jobs has the character Gil had?

House salesman
Car salesman
Lawyer
Door to Door salesman

[956Vette]

Originally posted by Terinox


House salesman
Car salesman
Lawyer
Door to Door salesman

Here's all of them:
5F06 Working at Red Blazer Realty
5F10 Working as a salesman at Goody New Shoes
5F14 Awaiting an audit at the I.R.S. building
5F18 Working at a used car lot
AABF03 Installing computers at Springfield Elementary
AABF05 At the Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy
AABF10 Selling cars at the O.K. Car-Ral
AABF13 Salesman for Señor Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta
AABF21 Telemarketing for the Springfield Shopper sales department
BABF03 In charge of "cleanup" at the Kwik-E-Mart
BABF14 Tries to sell Amway during an AA meeting

www.snpp.com has tons of info on the simpsons

[David B.]

Originally posted by 956Vette
Someone describe the "Puberty Boy" in the simpsons

Tall, thin, red hair, pimples, voice cracks. Usually works in some menial job such as flipping Krusty Burgers.

--dave

[JDawg1536]

In the episode where Bart hatches two eggs into lizards, what were the lizards names?

[skinnyhb]

hopefully this is an easy one for the true fan. address of the simpson house? including state.