Damn rip off!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunk1]

I bought a bottle of Axe body wash. I normally prefer bar soap but I liked the smell. Not to mention the well known effect Axe has on women.

So I have been using it for over a week and NOT ONE damn time, has a bevy of beautiful blondes and brunettes come crashing in my bathroom door, clawing and scratching their way to be the first to jump in the shower with me!

Fukin BS false advertising!!!!!!!!!

[Back In Black]

I bought a bottle of Axe body wash. I normally prefer bar soap but I liked the smell. Not to mention the well known effect Axe has on women.

So I have been using it for over a week and NOT ONE damn time, has a bevy of beautiful blondes and brunettes come crashing in my bathroom door, clawing and scratching their way to be the first to jump in the shower with me!

Fukin BS false advertising!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like 'Lynx' that we have over here. I think it only works if you are under 20







Years old






And % bodyfat

[Lunk1]

Well the bottle says nothing about those restrictions. I'm considering writing a letter and demanding a full refund. I may even inqure about a class action law suit. Who else has used the Axe products and not immediately inherited a harem of erotic women hell bent on engaging in coitus with you.

Let us band together!

[--->>405<<---]

Sounds like u got bunk stuff JOB, i had to kick a group of em out the house just yesterday before the wife got home!! And even better, im about to take another shower and shes at work!

[Lunk1]

Sounds like u got bunk stuff JOB, i had to kick a group of em out the house just yesterday before the wife got home!! And even better, im about to take another shower and shes at work!

I must have your source please. Walmart is apparently selling fake Axe!

[kelkel]

Well the bottle says nothing about those restrictions. I'm considering writing a letter and demanding a full refund. I may even inqure about a class action law suit. Who else has used the Axe products and not immediately inherited a harem of erotic women hell bent on engaging in coitus with you.

Let us band together!

Sorry bud, they're all at my house. I can't get them to leave.

[crazy mike]

Some funny sh!t here guys...LMAO ...crazy mike

[teezer33]

AXE and lynx very similar bottle too, I remember when lynx came out. Everyone had to have it, same ordeal here with AXE. Used to be just a deodorant

[ghettoboyd]

I bought a bottle of Axe body wash. I normally prefer bar soap but I liked the smell. Not to mention the well known effect Axe has on women.

So I have been using it for over a week and NOT ONE damn time, has a bevy of beautiful blondes and brunettes come crashing in my bathroom door, clawing and scratching their way to be the first to jump in the shower with me!

Fukin BS false advertising!!!!!!!!!

no bro you haven't given it enough time to "kick in"....you have to give it a few weeks before you proclaim it as bunk...sheesh, frickin amatures...

[tgunn]

I must have your source please. Walmart is apparently selling fake Axe!

Hey! No source talk bro!!

[< <Samson> >]

Mine worked fine

Ha ha

[Fcastle357]

Hmm....Maybe it crashed. Dose it have a batch #

[Hazard]

Mine works great too..... Maybe you just ugly :-p

[Lunk1]

Mine works great too..... Maybe you just ugly :-p

1) I'm sexy as a mofo

2) there is no ugly disclaimer on the bottle

[--->>405<<---]

1) I enjoy having sex with sheep

2) i enjoy having sex with sheep so much im gonna put it down again!!

hee hee

[Hazard]

1) I'm sexy as a mofo

2) there is no ugly disclaimer on the bottle

Lmfao!

Idunno how to say this...... I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

[Rusty11]

http://m.youtube.com/results?q=hai%2...?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo

I personally guarantee it'll get the job done.

[sapo59]

^^^ hahaha

[noon]

Are you using the patented axe body scrubber. That will make the difference. And remember never use a loofah as a man you have a responsibility to never have to say that word. It is acceptable to call this item a Dead skin assassin

[Giggle]

You need to front load, or get the double strength.

[kelkel]

Lmfao!

Idunno how to say this...... I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

I know you. I'm people.

You need to front load, or get the double strength.

That's funny. I giggled.