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    How to raise Kelkel and Hazards heart rates in 2 minutes and 14 seconds

    Yeah, repost. Worth it...

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    omg found this version....

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    I'm standing next to the gf lmao


    Ill play it tmrw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm standing next to the gf lmao


    Ill play it tmrw
    BAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! I lol'd.
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    Oh my laawd..

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    Okay I'm pissed.....


    I went to the bathroom to poop..... For real..... And figured this was a good time to watch the vid. My curiosity was killing me and I wanted to see a big Latin ass shaking.

    I pull up this thread and click the link only to find out the video is only available through a pc and not a phone. So I click the other link hoping it'll play. It does...... But this broad doesn't even turn and shake her ass infront of the camera. She moved well tho and ill admit..... I may or may not have had a semi watching her dance without the bottoms on.

    Which brings me to an interesting question...... Is it okay to have a semi, a raging semi, or a full blown hard on while pooping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Okay I'm pissed.....

    I went to the bathroom to poop..... For real..... And figured this was a good time to watch the vid. My curiosity was killing me and I wanted to see a big Latin ass shaking.

    I pull up this thread and click the link only to find out the video is only available through a pc and not a phone. So I click the other link hoping it'll play. It does...... But this broad doesn't even turn and shake her ass infront of the camera. She moved well tho and ill admit..... I may or may not have had a semi watching her dance without the bottoms on.

    Which brings me to an interesting question...... Is it okay to have a semi, a raging semi, or a full blown hard on while pooping?
    Got a feeling dsm can help with that

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    No, this is not ok. Sometimes right before sex, I go to take a piss and wipe my ass so it doesn't smell while I'm workin out, and all of a sudden I need to take a surprise shit and my ragin boner gets in the way of the auto pee.

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    Haz, you sick bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Haz, you sick bastard.
    Oh stop..... I hope you hafta shit after ur trimix shot lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Oh stop..... I hope you hafta shit after ur trimix shot lol
    Even shit gets hard on trimix!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite

    Even shit gets hard on trimix!
    Lmfao I need that. Been poopin softies for a month haha
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    That pic made me think of Marcus. Idunno why..... Haha hope hes okay tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeniZen View Post
    omg found this version....

    God bless Mexico!

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Haz, you sick bastard.
    What he said, you dam animal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Okay I'm pissed.....


    I went to the bathroom to poop..... For real..... And figured this was a good time to watch the vid. My curiosity was killing me and I wanted to see a big Latin ass shaking.

    I pull up this thread and click the link only to find out the video is only available through a pc and not a phone. So I click the other link hoping it'll play. It does...... But this broad doesn't even turn and shake her ass infront of the camera. She moved well tho and ill admit..... I may or may not have had a semi watching her dance without the bottoms on.

    Which brings me to an interesting question...... Is it okay to have a semi, a raging semi, or a full blown hard on while pooping?

    There are problem that arises when you have a hard on when shitting. The way I see it you have two options.

    1) is tuck the hard on into the bowl and face $hitting on your on dick which some people might be into nowadays
    2) Leave the exposed hard on out of the bowl and when squeezing a duece out you may force some pee out from the poop push and pee on yourself. A lot of pee can have projectile force with a hard on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Even shit gets hard on trimix!

    Things become a "weapon" on Tri Mix.

    And that girls incredible. Can I have one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeniZen View Post
    omg found this version....

    This is one of the best dance videos I've ever seen!!!

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    That ought to raise any man's heart rate...she coulda turned around a little more though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    That ought to raise any man's heart rate...she coulda turned around a little more though!
    Yes, need more ass shots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshopRep View Post
    Yes, need more ass shots.
    Agreed. She looks perfect so what is it that she's hiding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Agreed. She looks perfect so what is it that she's hiding?
    Probably cellulite. She's kind of fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Probably cellulite. She's kind of fat.
    Don't think she'd be able to squeeze between the seats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Don't think she'd be able to squeeze between the seats!
    LMAO! Agree!
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    I can raise their heartbeats in 10 seconds or less. All I gotta tell them is DSM is hiding in their closet....

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    Hazard om the turd boner. Urban dictionary blumpkin. hahah actually new a chick that was up for it

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