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  1. 11-25-2013, 11:45 AM #1
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    Things You Don't Say On A Plane

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    She's Out of My League (8/9) Movie CLIP - A Long Flight (2010) HD - YouTube
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    She's Out of My League (8/9) Movie CLIP - A Long Flight (2010) HD - YouTube
    LMFAO. Awkward!
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    One of my all time favorite movies. Great dialog throughout. Hysterical.
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    I was on a flight from Xtapa Mexico to LAX, with a stop in Guadalajara. Drunk American in the back is acting up real bad. Stewardesses and passengers were trying to settle him down. Then he yells at the stewardess "I killed my exwife and I'll kill you"....oops. One the pilots comes back (pretty big guy, young), and tries to help. The Pilots' patience goes from 100 to zero real quick. Drunk takes a swing at pilot, pilot knocks the guy out cold. We stop in Guadalajara and some armed Federale's remove him from the plane. I've always wonder what happened to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeniZen View Post
    I was on a flight from Xtapa Mexico to LAX, with a stop in Guadalajara. Drunk American in the back is acting up real bad. Stewardesses and passengers were trying to settle him down. Then he yells at the stewardess "I killed my exwife and I'll kill you"....oops. One the pilots comes back (pretty big guy, young), and tries to help. The Pilots' patience goes from 100 to zero real quick. Drunk takes a swing at pilot, pilot knocks the guy out cold. We stop in Guadalajara and some armed Federale's remove him from the plane. I've always wonder what happened to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeniZen View Post
    I was on a flight from Xtapa Mexico to LAX, with a stop in Guadalajara. Drunk American in the back is acting up real bad. Stewardesses and passengers were trying to settle him down. Then he yells at the stewardess "I killed my exwife and I'll kill you"....oops. One the pilots comes back (pretty big guy, young), and tries to help. The Pilots' patience goes from 100 to zero real quick. Drunk takes a swing at pilot, pilot knocks the guy out cold. We stop in Guadalajara and some armed Federale's remove him from the plane. I've always wonder what happened to him.
    I wasn't drunk...
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    So that's how Lvbts learned to speak Spanish.
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    yeah he's in some deep doo doo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    So that's how Lvbts learned to speak Spanish.
    Si lo es.
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    When you're on a plane and you break some really nasty wind, you don't say:

    "Sorry guys, that was me."
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