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    FEDEX Launches "Attack Turkeys" to slow down UPS.

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    Bahahahahaha!

    No wonder my UPS packages have been taking soo long

    "What can brown do for you?" Apparently not protect us from evil turkeys.. lol
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    hilarious! You can tell the driver must be from the city because us country boys would have been eating turkey for supper that night!

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    Angry birds. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post

    Angry birds. Lol
    Angry birds: The term used to describe any female that Euro tries to make a move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Angry birds: The term used to describe any female that Euro tries to make a move on.
    That's funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc

    Angry birds: The term used to describe any female that Euro tries to make a move on.
    *liked from my phone!

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    Haha. Birds freak me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Haha. Birds freak me out.
    Are you sure your not my distant relation? We agree on too much lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Haha. Birds freak me out.
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    Are you sure your not my distant relation? We agree on too much lol

    You two get a room and be done with it.
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    I could never understand why people run from birds like this; especially considering they are at punting level. If they think you are afraid they will keep coming after you. Its one of those cases where I would say "stand your ground" and don't be afraid of a living foot ball; just kick it as hard as you can, then eat the darn thing. Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oki-Des View Post
    I could never understand why people run from birds like this; especially considering they are at punting level. If they think you are afraid they will keep coming after you. Its one of those cases where I would say "stand your ground" and don't be afraid of a living foot ball; just kick it as hard as you can, then eat the darn thing. Lol.
    LMAO! "Stand your ground", as if it's a lion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCI
    Are you sure your not my distant relation? We agree on too much lol
    I am 1/2 Irish!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel
    You two get a room and be done with it.
    Smack ass!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I am 1/2 Irish!!
    I know lol but still

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    Too funny.

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