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    People you should avoid at the gym

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    We have about 10 old naked guys at my gym, we have a sauna suit guy, or a sauna shirt guy, few screamers, lots of gallon water dudes.. funny stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    We have about 10 old naked guys at my gym, we have a sauna suit guy, or a sauna shirt guy, few screamers, lots of gallon water dudes.. funny stuff
    dang Haz!
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    I'm a gallon jug guy lol
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    i carry a gallon jug, sometimes sweat a lot.

    funny

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    Haz is the sauna suit guy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    Haz is the sauna suit guy..
    Sweating? Profusely! Lol
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    We have a guy that spends 3 hours in there and talks to everyone constantly. I barely ever see this guy train and he's freaking huge.. a hole. lol.

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    I like the excessively skinny guys that wear tight shirts and flex in front of the mirrors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm a gallon jug guy lol
    I knew it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    We have a guy that spends 3 hours in there and talks to everyone constantly. I barely ever see this guy train and he's freaking huge.. a hole. lol.
    There's a dude in my gym that's massive. ****ers delts dwarf mine..... Anyways..... This momo talks the entire time. He reps 365 on the incline bench but takes 5-10 minutes between sets. I did back and tris in about an hour or less. He had done 4 excercises on chest and he was already sweating when I started my workout and he was still going after I changed and walked out the door.
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    Imagine if these guys trained HIT
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    Funny vid. Made me smile. Every gym. Every country. Every town. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Funny vid. Made me smile. Every gym. Every country. Every town. Lol
    Even in Kelkels basement. And he's the only one there!
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    Must be just after new years day. ... Yep. They'll be gone by february.
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    I know the pickle guy, he is ok
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    Funny, none of those guys are in my current gym. Worst I see is a couple of people curling in the squat rack. I have met them all in my time though, worst is the sweaty guy who never dries off after himself.
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    I have a guy who walks up to each machine, stands around holding it for about 1 minute (Not using it), write something in a book and then walk to the next one. He does this (at least) 6 days/week when I see him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'm a gallon jug guy lol
    So am I. Those grocery store gallon jugs are only 85 cents \m/

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    I know the pickle guy, he is ok
    You actually know Euroholic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Even in Kelkels basement. And he's the only one there!

    I dress for every occasion, thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    I dress for every occasion, thank you.
    jeez. Can't say anything Behind your back.
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    We had a gallon jug guy that used to do contract work here around here. Huge bastard - probably 6'6 and 300lbs. Carried the damn jug all day talking loud and taking up space. One day I couldn't resist so I took the 5 gallon sparklets jug from the cooler, sat at the computer next to him and dropped the container on the desk like "who has the big jug now, fvcker???" Kinda glad I lived through that one in retrospect.

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    Can't believe they didn't have the lifting too much weight guy or the swearing guy or the random skinny dude with that likes to hang intermitedly with the big guys

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    Or the guy that sits on one machine for an hour talking to other gym members.

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    lol I like the screamer and the Singer guy....

    the selfie guy takin a pic of his quads reminded me of 405 lol..

    they DID NOT have the "shadow box" guy...which is always a treat.
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    I remember my younger dayz at those fancy gyms.My favorite was the one that you could see the jaccuzzi from the weight room through a large window.I loved too toss a small bottle of shampoo into it.Then watch all the bubbles go all over the place

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6 II
    Or the guy that sits on one machine for an hour talking to other gym members.
    And the guy that sits on a bench and watches the tv program. Never workouts. Just bring your couch from home

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    And the guy that sits on a bench and watches the tv program. Never workouts. Just bring your couch from home
    Truth.

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    They should have added the farter as well because the last 5 times I've been at the gym someone has crop dusted the sh!t out of everything
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    What about the super hot chick that wears extremely revealing or suggestive clothing for no apparent reason other than to flaunt. Who wears the compression pants that shows your full ass when you work out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by king6 II View Post
    What about the super hot chick that wears extremely revealing or suggestive clothing for no apparent reason other than to flaunt. Who wears the compression pants that shows your full ass when you work out?
    I do, i work hard on my glutes

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6 II View Post
    What about the super hot chick that wears extremely revealing or suggestive clothing for no apparent reason other than to flaunt. Who wears the compression pants that shows your full ass when you work out?
    Uhhhh, this is about people you SHOULD AVOID....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Uhhhh, this is about people you SHOULD AVOID....
    Ahh yes. Girls like that can be quite motivating in fact. Definitely ones NOT to aviod.

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    We have this manorexic looking gentleman at my gym who loves to give lifting advise to everyone bigger than him. He's probably 6'4, 130lbs no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    I have a guy who walks up to each machine, stands around holding it for about 1 minute (Not using it), write something in a book and then walk to the next one. He does this (at least) 6 days/week when I see him.

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    Lol. Maybe he's the maintenance guy.

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    I think I'll eat a pickle while using the thigh machine tomorrow. Maybe I can scare away some of the new years people early.

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    I was at the sink washing my hands getting ready to head home from the gym when the naked old guy walks up to sink area and throws a leg up on the countertop and starts drying off...... holy christ!!! I wish I could un-see that!! That happened several years ago and I'm still disturbed by it. I'll gladly suffer through the rest of the list as long as I don't ever have to witness that again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    I was at the sink washing my hands getting ready to head home from the gym when the naked old guy walks up to sink area and throws a leg up on the countertop and starts drying off...... holy christ!!! I wish I could un-see that!! That happened several years ago and I'm still disturbed by it. I'll gladly suffer through the rest of the list as long as I don't ever have to witness that again.
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