Back from Florida....for now

**redz** · 01-18-2014, 02:51 PM

Ok where to start, I got down there on the 31st and got myself a mustang convertible rental car to enjoy the weather. The first night I was in down town west palm until my ex called me at about 11:25pm I took off to her place and made it just before 12. She was wearing some hot lingerie and we had some champagne and went at it. I started with a condom on but somehow it came off but atleast I had the sense not to cum in her again.

Some days passed we didn't do much I had my 3 interviews which all went well actually so well that I had a second interview with one and it's looking good. Friday the 3rd I met some dude and we went out to dirty martini where I almost took home this near perfect 10 chick but she was married and I know how that goes. So I ended up settling for a brunette that was about a 8.5. Next night I was supposed to meet up with a buddy but he no showed so I was at dirty martini alone. It didn't take long before I was hanging out with this smoking hot brunette model and I didn't take her home but we kissed and I got her #. So next day my ex wants to hang out she's pissed I've been partying doing my thing I stupidly bring her to my hotel. We had some drinks things were fine till she smoked pot then started threatening to call the cops and hurt herself and say I did it! It was insane it was all because she thought I was going to throw out her stuff and she also freaked out because she got into my phone and saw all the women I was texting and that I had kissed the model. By the end of it I settled her down and agreed to have sex if she would act normal. So I did even though she was on her rag I came in her that time which wasnt the best plan I guess but I figured it wouldn't matter. I saw my one buddy down there, had the 2nd interview at the sunrise location and banged my crazy ex for the last few days there before coming home. I'm sure I skipped some things but I'm doing this on my phone so i can't look over the whole thing as easily.

So I have another phone call Monday to discuss compensation and benefits it's looking good that ill be moving down there this year.

**austinite** · 01-18-2014, 02:59 PM

Too long. Didn't read.

Post pics of ex-girlfriends and stuff.

**Rusty11** · 01-18-2014, 03:20 PM

Here 'ya go...

-banged ex
-job interview
-banged another chick
-almost banged another chick
-banged ex and didnt pull out
-banged ex
-banged ex
-banged ex

**Black** · 01-18-2014, 03:38 PM

I don't know man. This story is reading like a book of fiction.

**redz** · 01-18-2014, 03:46 PM

Maybe I should turn it into a book. I just got tested since being home to put my mind at ease. Also the girl I was seeing before I left wanted me to get tested because she knows I did my ex while I was away and she doesnt want to use condoms either? We were technically broken up so it wasn't cheating I don't think.

**Hazard** · 01-18-2014, 04:28 PM

U know a girl can get pregnant while on the rag right? Ur a glutton for punishment man..... Idunno how the hell ur still sane.

One day ur gunna look back on this and wonder how the fvck you dealt with it all

**Oki-Des** · 01-18-2014, 05:01 PM

I previously told you that there was no need to meet up with an ex, especially knowing she is crazy already. There are plenty of hot chicks already down here ready to have fun if you want to.

**Igifuno** · 01-18-2014, 05:09 PM

I've actually been looking forward to this story.

Very nice redz, very nice.

Thank you for not pulling out again. You seriously made my day.

**noon** · 01-18-2014, 05:12 PM

You don't have to pull out. Just remember the only birth controll that never fails.

A fake name. Lol .. Hi my name is mike

AD · 01-18-2014, 05:31 PM

Stop bumping the old threads guys.

Oh wait. It's a new one. Just the same old story.

**redz** · 01-18-2014, 07:04 PM

I really doubt a girls going to get pregnant while on her rag. What are the chances?

**Black** · 01-18-2014, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by redz

I really doubt a girls going to get pregnant while on her rag. What are the chances?

I don't have a number for you, but I've definitely heard about it several times.

**Hazard** · 01-18-2014, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by redz

I really doubt a girls going to get pregnant while on her rag. What are the chances?

U fertilize the egg on its way out and it attaches man. It's more common than u think

**Igifuno** · 01-18-2014, 07:43 PM

Yeah some women ovulate more than once per cycle dude. Happens a lot more than people think.

**Lunk1** · 01-18-2014, 10:46 PM

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**lovbyts** · 01-18-2014, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

U know a girl can get pregnant while on the rag right? Ur a glutton for punishment man..... Idunno how the hell ur still sane.

One day ur gunna look back on this and wonder how the fvck you dealt with it all

Young and dumb. Been there, done that. This still cant touch a lot of stuff I have been through but in a different way, more like some of the stuff Haz has had to go through with his ex.

Originally Posted by Oki-Des

I previously told you that there was no need to meet up with an ex, especially knowing she is crazy already. There are plenty of hot chicks already down here ready to have fun if you want to.

Your weren't the only one who told him

Originally Posted by Igifuno

I've actually been looking forward to this story.

Very nice redz, very nice.

Thank you for not pulling out again. You seriously made my day.

Yup, we were all looking forward to another crazy story and now we are most defiantly guarantee more.

Originally Posted by redz

I really doubt a girls going to get pregnant while on her rag. What are the chances?

Shoot it down her throat or up her ass and you wont have to worry about it.

**Bert** · 01-18-2014, 11:11 PM

Sounds like a fun trip.

**DCI** · 01-19-2014, 03:25 AM

You only rented a Mustang disappointing

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-19-2014, 03:50 AM

Redz, what the fvck are you still even communicating with your ex for? She's bad news. All she is going to do is ruin your life for you. There are tons of other bitches out there that don't come with all that drama. Delete her from your facebook. Block her phone number. Hell, change your phone number so she can't call you. Just deal with other bitches before you get the 18 year old itch.

And next time, rent a manlier car than a mustang convertible. Those are chick cars.

**redz** · 01-19-2014, 09:28 AM

First of all the chicks liked the mustang so what's the problem? I have never met someone who got pregnant on their rag so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

**DCI** · 01-19-2014, 10:29 AM

The fact that you even replied to the Mustang post makes it more hilarious

**Sfla80** · 01-19-2014, 10:44 AM

Dirty martini is full of 10s at any given point. U must love this drama that ex gives u.

**Igifuno** · 01-19-2014, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by redz

First of all the chicks liked the mustang so what's the problem? I have never met someone who got pregnant on their rag so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

Well said redz. You make me proud. Haha.

**Honkey_Kong** · 01-19-2014, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by redz

First of all the chicks liked the mustang so what's the problem? I have never met someone who got pregnant on their rag so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

Sure chicks like mustangs. That's because they're chick cars. If you want to get the bitches wet, you need to get a Vette.

But yeah, that ex of yours is bad news. You're better off not communicating with her at all. There are other bitches to be banging. A lot of others.

**GirlyGymRat** · 01-19-2014, 12:16 PM

Redz, You both LUV the drama. Of course, you will NEVER be able to live together. Your relationship is twisted - she doesn't want you, she doesn't want u to be with others, you want her, you want someone else, she runs away to another country, you run after her. Its a mess man and you seem to like the attention this DRAMA brings into your life.

Have you ever discussed with a professional. You seem to have abandonment issues or separation anxiety and you like to live on the edge. Are you off your meds???

concerned for ya….recommend you seek professional help. In all the threads you started, 99% of the comments from the members are telling you this is not a healthy relationship…..but you run after it….find 3 interviews so you can move closer to it…I don't get it….

The thought has crossed my mind that you are making this sh!t up, because you are an attention whore….not really sure dude….hope you don't bring a child into the mix!

**DCI** · 01-19-2014, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Sure chicks like mustangs. That's because they're chick cars. If you want to get the bitches wet, you need to get a Vette.

But yeah, that ex of yours is bad news. You're better off not communicating with her at all. There are other bitches to be banging. A lot of others.

Modded C6 Zr1 for me

**jasc** · 01-19-2014, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by redz

First of all the chicks liked the mustang so what's the problem? I have never met someone who got pregnant on their rag so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

Ignorance is bliss

**jasc** · 01-19-2014, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by redz

First of all the chicks liked the mustang so what's the problem? I have never met someone who got pregnant on their rag so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

Chicks love Fiats and Mini Coopers too.. Were they out of those?

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Sure chicks like mustangs. That's because they're chick cars. If you want to get the bitches wet, you need to get a Vette.

But yeah, that ex of yours is bad news. You're better off not communicating with her at all. There are other bitches to be banging. A lot of others.

Originally Posted by DCI

The fact that you even replied to the Mustang post makes it more hilarious

Bahahaha

**GirlyGymRat** · 01-19-2014, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

Sure chicks like mustangs. That's because they're chick cars. If you want to get the bitches wet, you need to get a Vette.

But yeah, that ex of yours is bad news. You're better off not communicating with her at all. There are other bitches to be banging. A lot of others.

Is a Camaro convertible hard top a chic car too?

**DAAS** · 01-19-2014, 01:23 PM

FACT: This thread is awesome.

**GirlyGymRat** · 01-19-2014, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by DAAS

FACT: This thread is awesome.

Hon. U need to read all of Redz threads. Everyone is a new chapter...same story line diff day

. Never dull. Lol.

**GirlyGymRat** · 01-19-2014, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Chicks love Fiats and Mini Coopers too.. Were they out of those?

Bahahaha

Mini Cooper is in my short list

**DCI** · 01-19-2014, 01:33 PM

Excuse me I drive a Fiat

**Lunk1** · 01-19-2014, 01:44 PM

Still hanging on to hope that Redz has created one of the longest running jokes in history and we are all falling for it!

Meh...I doubt it

**jasc** · 01-19-2014, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by DCI

Excuse me I drive a Fiat

I always knew there was something off about ya. Haha jk

You guys probably have nicer Fiats over there. These are the Fiats we get in the states

**jasc** · 01-19-2014, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat

Mini Cooper is in my short list

Precisely. They're cool for girls to drive, but when a guy owns one it brings up some questions

**DCI** · 01-19-2014, 02:15 PM

Yeh ye have the 500, the abarths are fun but the standard ones are just expensive shoes lol.

I've an old one with a turbo good fun to drive

**thegodfather** · 01-19-2014, 04:57 PM

When a chick is on the rag, a new egg is being released, it would seem that would be one of the prime times to get pregnant. If you want a fool proof way for her to not get preggo, have her be on top, its gravity, everyone knows that.

**lovbyts** · 01-19-2014, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by thegodfather

When a chick is on the rag, a new egg is being released, it would seem that would be one of the prime times to get pregnant. If you want a fool proof way for her to not get preggo, have her be on top, its gravity, everyone knows that.

I still think my solution is better.

Originally Posted by redz

I really doubt a girls going to get pregnant while on her rag. What are the chances?

Shoot it down her throat or up her ass and you wont have to worry about it.

Originally Posted by redz

First of all the chicks liked the mustang so what's the problem? I have never met someone who got pregnant on their rag so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

Chicks like convertible VW bugs also but I wouldn't rent one to try to impress chicks.

I have never met anyone with leprosy, elephantitis, hepatitis C or rabies but I'm pretty sure they all exist.Your logic is not very sound.

**redz** · 01-20-2014, 11:46 AM

I didn't buy the mustang it was a rental lol. I don't take any meds other than steroids and Hgh. I have never spoken with a professional about any of this. I have to call shortly to move ahead with one of the opportunities. I know things with my ex are completely insane. I just want to get to Florida now.